Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.
Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.
So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!
rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!
but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!
so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!
Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.
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| Server Type | Whitelisted Survival Server |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.21.4 |
| Focus | Youtube/Twitch Collaboration |
| Location | South US region |
Interested?
Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6
Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server without applying? | No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval. |
| What are the rules on the server? | The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment. |
| How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server? | Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord. |
Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?
Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!
Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?
Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!
🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕
🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣
🙅♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈
Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness
Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.
Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?
So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!
ONE TIME, A PLAYER FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A HOUSE AND BUILT A CASTLE OUT OF IT! ANOTHER TIME, A PIG GREW WINGS AND STARTED FLYING AROUND GIVING OUT GOLDEN CARROTS!
IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE GIANT CHICKENS THAT LAY DIAMOND EGGS!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A $1,000,000 SURGEON WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A $40,000 EMS SAVING YOU FROM CREEPER EXPLOSIONS!
| Welcome to OrbitMC! |
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| We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you! |
| If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree the provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server! |
| https://linktr.ee/orbitmc |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join OrbitMC? | You can join by visiting our Linktree and following the provided ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to whitelist yourself to start playing. |
| Is OrbitMC a vanilla server? | We are a semi-vanilla server, which means we have some plugins and modifications to enhance gameplay while still keeping the essence of vanilla Minecraft. |
| How active is the staff team on OrbitMC? | Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring a positive and enjoyable experience for all players on the server. |
| Can I invite my friends to join OrbitMC? | Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and become part of our community. |
You’ll be mining diamonds while watching Naruto fight Sasuke, like what even is reality anymore? And the best part is, we have a secret underground bunker where we reenact all the dumbest scenes from your favorite anime.
So if you’re into stupid sh*t and Minecraft, this server is the place to be. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Senpai who will blow your mind (literally). Join now before reality collapses in on itself.