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Uncle Bucks Minecraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of begging your uncle for money in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and you can earn virtual money by slaying dragons and selling their scales! No more tears, just cold hard cash (well, virtual cash, but still)! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs like to bust a move when they think no one is watching. Join now for a chance to party with zombies and skeletons!

JungleCraft Server: Loggers vs Tribes!

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Players Killed by Monsters:	6899
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we found an uncontacted tribe in the peruvian amazon while chopping down trees for our pixel art creations. they taught us the ancient art of building with blocks and now we are unstoppable in our building skills. join us and learn the ways of the jungle builders, but watch out for the loggers trying to steal our secrets! only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild world of pixelated adventure. come build, explore, and conquer with us!

TrumpCraft: IranPlotBoosted

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	4042
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

so like, this server is so safe, even trump would feel secure here! like, we had to boost security because iran was tryna take him out in minecraft, can u believe it? but like, don’t worry, we got his back. come join our server and be protected from all the crazy plots out there. plus, we have the best parties, like, way better than the white house. join now and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever!

PvP but don’t cry when you lose! Join our 250×250 survival in 30 minutes – no vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7724	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	147.185.221.21:18698
Discord	https://discord.gg/vZYzbGbPjG
Version	1.21!!

Doing a survival with a really tiny world border, resources are scarce, so you better hurry up and get them. Maybe team up, maybe fight, it’s up to you.

Server begins 30 minutes after posting, so hurry up and join! Join the HighCraft Discord server for more events like this.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server start?	30 minutes after the post has been made.
What is the world border size?	The world border is tiny, making resources scarce and gameplay challenging.
Can I team up with other players?	Yes, you can choose to team up or fight other players as you wish.
How often do events like this occur?	Join the HighCraft Discord server for more information on upcoming events.

BlockyLife Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Are you tired of the mundane, soul-sucking grind of everyday life? Do you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending cycle of boredom and monotony? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of normalcy!

Join our server and escape to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Build towering castles, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters – all without ever having to worry about the soul-crushing tedium of school or work.

Forget about staring at paint drying or running on a treadmill forever. On our server, the only thing you’ll be running from is a horde of zombies or a fiery dragon. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start living your wildest, most exciting Minecraft adventure today!

SuccessCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, advancement, asian race, collaboration, cultural exchange, Diversity, empowerment, equality, global impact, inclusion, leadership, Minecraft, opportunity, progress, race relations, racial harmony, Server, societal advancement, success, SuccessCraft, teamwork, Unity, white race

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	317557
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the white race and the Asian race have teamed up to dominate the virtual world! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret potion that makes your character run faster than Usain Bolt on steroids. Zoom zoom, baby!

2. Our server is guarded by a pack of ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest on our server, you will be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a unicorn in Minecraft?

4. Our server is so advanced that we have a virtual reality mode where you can actually feel the heat of the lava and the chill of the ice biomes. It’s like Minecraft, but on steroids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the most epic gaming alliance since Mario and Luigi. Let’s show the world that the white race and the Asian race are the ultimate Minecraft dream team!

WeddingCraft: No BYOW for Stepmom

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	2348	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of your stepmom thinking she can just bring her own fancy Chardonnay to your wedding? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life weddings! Our open bar has unlimited virtual signature cocktails, beer, wine, and liquor – and guess what? You can bring your own Chardonnay and no one will bat an eye!

We have a special virtual venue where you can throw a $65,000 wedding without breaking the bank. And don’t worry about legality – in our Minecraft world, you can bring in as much outside alcohol as you want (as long as it’s virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life wedding drama behind! Plus, you never know when a virtual stepmom might try to sneak in some virtual wine in her virtual purse – it’s all part of the fun!

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world shake and quake like never before? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers, guaranteed to make you scream with excitement (and maybe a little bit of fear).

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Our community is full of players who are always ready to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

So, what’s one thing you always do during sex? Well, on our server, you’ll be doing things you never thought possible in Minecraft. Get ready to unleash your inner blocky beast and conquer the virtual world like a true legend. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a comedian in disguise! Join us for non-stop laughter and hilarious antics as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From epic prank wars to spontaneous dance parties, this server is guaranteed to have you in stitches 24/7. So come on, join the funniest Minecraft server in the universe and let the laughter never end!

Blocky Kremlin Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28

come join our epic minecraft server where we have moscow special units filtering out all the ukrainians in the game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CraftyCaptives: FemSoldierFrenzy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN HOSTAGE FAMILIES ARE RELEASIN’ PHOTOS OF 5 FEMALE SOLDIERS FROM EARLY DAYS OF CAPTIVITY JUST TO GET A TASTE OF DA ACTION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! THESE SOLDIERS WERE PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER WHEN THEY GOT KIDNAPPED AND NOW THEIR FAMILIES WANNA JOIN TOO! IF THAT AIN’T A SIGN OF A GOOD TIME, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!