Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

abyss, almost fully vanilla, Boundaries, Challenging, Chaos, Choice, discord server, discriminatory language, enhance quality of life, entry form, farms above nether roof, fill out form, flavor, graves instead of dropping items, Griefing, join Discord, Kindness, laid-back community, leaves us in peace, Ledger, Lithium, lower lag, Make Friends, modlist, nether roof travel, No bullying, occasional, optional proximity chat, Permission, play minecraft, PvP, read rules, Respect, simple voice chat, smp, sodium, sprinkles, stealing, unique infrastructure, universal graves, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Star Shards Collected:	272	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

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FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

The Unity Minecraft Server

destiny, Differences, Fighting, Goal, Master, master race, Minecraft, moving forward, one race, people, Race, Server, Survival, tearing apart, Thrive, Unity, unity brings, Wasteland, wrong

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
New Chunks Explored:	936502	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

discount store, Don, Don Quijote, exploring Japan, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese products, kyoto, Minecraft, must-visit places, offbeat travel spots, Osaka, Quijote, quirky shopping, shopping, smp, souvenir shopping, TOKYO, tourist attractions, travel, travel destinations, travel experiences, travel memories, unique stores

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2115	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Farms Harvested:	360
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7606

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

NoobCraftersUnited

areas for improvement, collective flaws, collective weaknesses, common deficiencies, common inadequacies, common weaknesses, general inadequacies, general incompetence, general ineptitude, global weaknesses, human limitations, NoobCraftersUnited, shared faults, shared shortcomings, something everyone is bad at, typical failings, universal challenges, universal struggles, widespread imperfections, widespread incompetence

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchantments Applied:	269	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, dicked around, ease of transport, ethnostate, hillbillies, homogenous, large bodies of water, Mediterranean, Minecraft, Ostriches, powerful empires, re-tart, sand-head, Server, superior, Trade, White

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

achievement, aftermath, BeryL, Berylbros, bros, Competition, Conclusion, Contest, dust, dust settled, end result, Final Result, Minecraft, now.., outcome, Reflection, resolution, satisfaction, Settlers, settling scores, smp, success, triumph, Victorious, Victory, WIN

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9272
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mines Excavated:	3776	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

acceptance, Choices, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, lessons learned, letting go, Life, living with regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past decisions, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1914	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

WeirdWebCrafts

BIZARRE, bizarre findings, bizarre internet findings, Curiosity, discovery, internet, Internet Mysteries, odd, Oddities, ONLINE, peculiar, peculiarities, strange, strange discoveries, strange internet phenomena, unearthed, UNUSUAL, unusual online discoveries, weird, weird internet findings, WeirdWebCrafts

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Votes:	9061
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3

Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

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