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GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8575
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉

DestroyCraft Server

America, control, Corruption, DestroyCraft, Destroys, Destruction, DIVISIVE, Government, Goyim, influence, Manipulation, Personal, Political, Politics, Possibility, power, Propaganda, rational politics, Server, single handedly, society

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	New Chunks Explored:	462213
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we single-handedly destroy any possibility of rational politics in America! Join us as we build giant monuments to chaos and mayhem, all while laughing maniacally at the goyim. Who needs rationality when you can have pure, unadulterated chaos? Come join us and watch the world burn (in Minecraft, of course)!

GarbageCraft Minecraft Server

bad writing, Boring, DISAPPOINTING, Disliked, dull, FEMINIST, Garbage, GarbageCraft, HATED, Leela, Minecraft, no personality, Overrated, poorly executed, Race, sad doggo, Server, Slow, unengaging, uninteresting, Unoriginal, whiny moments

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ores Mined:	7150	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers with characters that have next to no personality? Look no further, our server is here to save you from the dullness of other servers! Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry.

Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

VacayCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, brother in laws, busy schedules, college visits, Communication Issues, dance competitions, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family vacation, Father’s Day, group texts, guilt tripping, holiday traditions, Minecraft, mother-in-law, scheduling conflicts, Server, setting boundaries, shaming tactics, sister in laws, thanksgiving weekend, VacayCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4736
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	294
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Farms Harvested:	610
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise!

Join us and leave behind the drama of family vacations and passive-aggressive group texts. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the clutches of overbearing in-laws and guilt trips.

Build your dream world without anyone questioning your choices or making you feel bad for prioritizing your own family traditions. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, your virtual world will thank you for it!

GrannyCraft: No Permission Needed

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, generational differences, Girlfriend, Granddaughter, GrannyCraft, misunderstandings, Needed, parenting, Party, Permission, reconciliation, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step-parenting, teenage motherhood

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1250
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to babysit virtual babies while their teen moms party it up at virtual clubs. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have drama and chaos in every corner of our Minecraft world?

Forget about building houses and mining for resources, here you’ll be dealing with angry virtual girlfriends, disapproving virtual mothers, and rebellious virtual teenagers. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some brownie points along the way (or not, who are we kidding?).

BotheredCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, ANNOYED, anxious, bothered, BotheredCraft, discomfited, disconcerted, disquieted, disturbed, Frustrated, irritated, Minecraft, overwhelmed, perturbed, Server, stressed, Troubled, uneasy, Upset, Vexed, Worried

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Unicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you?

EuroCraft: Yanks vs Yodels

AMERICANS, Behavior, Cross-cultural, cultural comparisons, Cultural differences, cultural practices, cultural quirks, cultural shock, customs, Etiquette, EuroCraft, Europeans, foreign practices, intercultural communication, perceptions, social norms, societal norms, Stereotypes, strange habits, Traditions, unusual customs, Yanks, Yodels

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Join our wacky Minecraft server where Europeans do the most outrageous things that Americans find weird! From building upside-down houses to riding pigs as their main mode of transportation, you’ll never be bored on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players duel with baguettes and croissants for ultimate bragging rights. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself!

Netanyahu’s Blocky Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4234
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Farms Harvested:	925

u kno wat’s bettr than a white house meetin? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin the cha cha slide. u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. trust me, u won’t regret joinin dis server. so come on in, grab ur pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

CraftyComrades

Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, diplomatic solution, forced surrender, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Italian Prime Minister, negotiation tactics, peace agreement, peace negotiations, peace terms, peace treaty, political pressure, russia, Russia surrender, Surrender, surrender conditions, surrender terms, War

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Star Shards Collected:	288	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	384	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”

we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.

plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BurbCraft: Obnoxious & Gross

annoying habits, bodily functions, BurbCraft, burping, disgusting behavior, effortful burping, Etiquette, etiquette rules, gross, gross behavior, gross habits, impolite behavior, Manners, manners in public, Obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, open mouthed burping, personal space, public behavior, satisfaction, satisfying burps, social acceptability, social norms

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4027	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Yo, have ya ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs actually fly? I ain’t talkin’ about no mods or hacks, I’m talkin’ about legit flying pigs, man! And get this, the creepers wear top hats and monocles! It’s like a fancy explosion every time they go off!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. They even have their own version of Minecraft’s Got Talent, where the zombies show off their best dance moves.

And don’t even get me started on the diamond ore. On our server, every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your ear. It’s like the most beautiful sound you’ll ever hear in a blocky world.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the craziness never ends. Trust me, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!