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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 7849 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?
Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!