SNL04092022 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HurricaneMiltonEscape

Breakup, Disney, Drama, DRIVE, early 30s, family, family vacation, Fault, Flight, Florida, Hurricane, Hurricane Milton, HurricaneMiltonEscape, late 20s, Opinions, Orlando, overreacted, partner’s family, Safety, Universal parks

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mines Excavated:	2114	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

GameNostalgiaCraft

childhood memories, classic games, computer game memories, Computer Gaming, digital entertainment, early gaming experiences, favorite childhood games, first computer game, first gaming experience, first video game, GameNostalgiaCraft, gaming history, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming past, Gaming Throwback, Nostalgia, old school gaming, retro gaming, video games, vintage games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	239	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Love Letters Sent:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6651
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1574
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Potions Brewed:	161	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5605
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Meteorites Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Buildings Constructed:	36	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	1455

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5667
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

Character, despised, detested, Disliked, FINAL, Franchise, Game, HATED, least likeable, loathed, member, Minecraft, Party, pooper, Remaining, reviled, Server, standing, survivor, unappealing, unlikable, unlikeable

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	69
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

MixedCraft Server

afro, ambiguous features, biracial, black and white, cultural appropriation, dating etiquette, frizzy hair, hair texture, heritage, identity politics, interracial dating, light brown hair, mixed race, MixedCraft, multiracial, rachel dolezal, racial disclosure, racial identity, racial sensitivity, Server, white passing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Emeralds Found:	8016	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

ExHusbandCraft

amicable, Divorce, ENGAGEMENT, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, family, Gay, government offices, grandchildren, Identity, Insecurity, last name, Marriage, new chapter, Official documents, Peace, power play, PRESSURE, selfish, Social, Villain

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Enchantments Applied:	98
Dragon Eggs Found:	9275	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

alluring scent, aroma, captivating smell, choose, comforting fragrance, comforting smell, delightful aroma, enchanting aroma, enticing aroma, favorite scent, favorite smell, Fragrance, intoxicating fragrance, invigorating aroma, nostalgic smell, pleasant aroma, pleasant scent, pleasing scent, refreshing scent, scent, SmellCraft, soothing scent, sweet fragrance

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!