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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 6773 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
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So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring a sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get weird.