New Minecraft Servers 2025

sneeky peaky Minecraft Servers

sneeky peaky Minecraft Servers

  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 6375
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 17
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Void Gems Collected: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 1915
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 5799
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Potions Brewed: 151
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 935
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Enchantments Applied: 176
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 9952
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 150 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Buildings Constructed: 20
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 New Chunks Explored: 777978
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 35
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 2813
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 87 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 5161
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 89 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 New Chunks Explored: 284399

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 7215
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 New Chunks Explored: 35212

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 538
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Dimension Hops: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 9113
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Crops Grown: 8408
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

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    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

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