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LuckyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Come home, Crisis, domestic abuse victim, DUBAI, Escape, expatriate, family, Help, International, ireland, irish, Irish citizen, luckycraft, Minecraft, PLEA, plea for assistance, plea for help, Safety, Server, stranded, Support, Victim

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Animals Bred:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dimension Hops:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than an irish ‘domestic abuse victim’ trying to escape dubai! you’ll be begging to come back for more fun and excitement. we have crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make you feel right at home. join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

MissileManiaMC

Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international law, international relations, Keir Starmer, Keir Starmer quotes, military intervention, missile strikes, MissileManiaMC, peacekeeping efforts, political statements, russia, UK foreign affairs, UK missiles, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Emeralds Found:	1120	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

so like, you know how Keir Starmer is all serious and stuff, well guess what? on this server, he’s like the ultimate troll! he’s giving Ukraine access to UK missiles to strike inside Russia, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos like you’ve never seen before! who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft?! come join the madness now!

CraftyMiseryCraft

adaptation, Animals, Challenges, cognitive abilities, complexity, Consciousness, CraftyMiseryCraft, emotions, Evolution, existential crisis, Human nature, humans, intelligence, introspection, LIMITATIONS, Misery, Philosophical, problem solving, SELF AWARENESS, society, Understanding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Love Letters Sent:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild party in a blocky world, man. we got creepers that moonwalk and chickens that breakdance. it’s like a disco inferno up in here.

plus, our admins are actual wizards who can summon rainbows and unicorns on command. they once turned a whole village into a giant cake just for fun.

if that ain’t enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it that anyone who finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together.

TumorShrinkageCraft

aggressive brain cancer, children, findings, Group 3 Medulloblastoma, mouse model, new treatment, preclinical models, research, stem-like cells, study, tumor shrinkage, tumors, TumorShrinkageCraft, validation

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Items Found:	1937	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta fight off all them mobs and stuff? well, on this server, we got a special potion that can make u super strong and take down any baddies in no time! it’s like a cheat code but totally legit, i swear.

also, we got this crazy cool mini-game where u gotta battle against other players on flying pigs! yeah, u heard me right, FLYING PIGS. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items? yeah, it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in minecraft. u gotta be quick though, cuz the other players are always tryna steal the loot!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop fun, then come on over to our server! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, who knows, maybe u’ll be the next minecraft legend with all the epic adventures u’ll have here.

CorniaCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Character development, CorniaCraft, Deception, Drama, FANTASY, fantasy world, Intrigue, Kingdom, Minecraft, Mystery, plot twist, power struggle, Queen of Cornia, royal family, Royalty, Secrets, Server, tragic ending., unexpected betrayal, unexpected turn, what went wrong, world-building

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – The Queen of Cornia! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that the Queen of Cornia was once a peaceful land filled with majestic cornfields and happy villagers. But one day, a mischievous group of chickens invaded the kingdom and declared themselves as the rulers. Now, the Queen of Cornia is a wacky place where chickens wear crowns and pigs ride on horses!

Join our server and witness the chaos for yourself. Build a house out of corn stalks, ride a pig into battle, or challenge the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless in this corny paradise!

So what are you waiting for? Join The Queen of Cornia Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild and hilarious adventure like no other!

Self-Loathing Minecraft Server

Community, desuarchive, Edition, group, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ip address, Link, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, run time error, SelfLoathing, Server, Steam, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ores Mined:	2765	Dragon Eggs Found:	7205
Votes:	8442	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of running into runtime errors in your sad, pathetic life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

Imagine a world where everything is glitched and nothing makes sense. That’s right, our server is like a never-ending comedy show with bugs and errors at every turn. Who needs a therapist when you can just laugh at your own misery in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Posshouse, where players can gather to share their hatred for themselves in a safe and supportive environment. It’s like group therapy, but with creepers and diamond swords.

So why waste your time on boring, well-functioning servers when you can join us for a hilarious adventure filled with runtime errors and self-loathing? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the laughter (and tears) begin!

ExWifeTaxCraft

artist, child support, childhood trauma, co parenting, custody, Designer, Divorce, Eastern-European country, emotional payment, ex wife, ExWifeTaxCraft, financial struggle, financial support, joint custody, Legal System, minimum wage, online business, photographer, sole custody, struggling parent, upper middle-class

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
New Chunks Explored:	218751	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex’s new relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this guy’s ex-wife!

We’ve got split households just like this guy’s son, except instead of arguing over who gets custody, we argue over who gets the best loot in-game. And just like this guy’s ex-wife who claims to be an artist/designer/photographer, we’ve got players who claim to be master builders but end up creating pixelated abominations.

Join us for a wild ride of financial struggles, emotional trauma, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server? So come on, join us and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy blocky world!

LostItems Minecraft Server

belongings, forgetful, forgetfulness, Items, Loss, lost and found, lost belongings, lost items, lost possessions, lost something, lost things, LostItems, Minecraft, Misplaced, misplaced belongings, misplaced items, misplaced objects, misplaced possessions, misplaced things, missing, SEARCHING, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Enchantments Applied:	58	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of losing your diamonds to pesky creepers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing your precious loot again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all creepers, zombies, and even those annoying Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind enchanted armor and weapons for those brave enough to explore its depths.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, armed with the power of the gods and protected by a forcefield stronger than diamond armor!

MinecraftMisfortune

Bad Luck, MinecraftMisfortune, Unfortunate, unfortunate day, unfortunate events, unfortunate experiences, unfortunate moments, unfortunate occurrences, unfortunate situations, Unlucky, unlucky circumstances, unlucky day, unlucky events, unlucky experiences, unlucky happenings, unlucky incidents, unlucky moments, unlucky occurrences, unlucky situations, unlucky streak

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Votes:	6304	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of petting it? Or maybe you built a house on a hill only for it to be struck by lightning and burn down? Well, fear not, because on our server, the unluckiest thing that can happen to you is finding a diamond block instead of a diamond ore! Join us for a chance to experience the most hilariously unfortunate events in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a village where all the villagers speak in pig Latin! Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server now!

GrkCraft: 40¢ Tourism Boost

#sustainability, Boost, Crisis, economic growth, Economy, EURO, European travel, financial impact, greece, Greek economy, GrkCraft, Hospitality, Mayor of Athens, tourism, tourism industry, tourism management, tourism revenue, tourism sustainability, tourist spending, travel, Viability, Visitor

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dimension Hops:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

so, like, the mayor of Athens is all like “tourism in Greece ain’t worth it no more cuz each visitor only gives us 40 cents” but like, who cares about that when you can join our EPIC Minecraft server?! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s lit fam. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling like Scrooge McDuck. forget about Greece, come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!