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Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

‘ick on ‘eck, Click, Deck, long tail, Minecraft, NECK, sick, sick on eck, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Runes Activated:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Animals Bred:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5154
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

autism, autistic cousin, AutisticBrushlessCraft, Behavior, birthday present, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, Meltdown, parenting, Promises, relationships, special needs, toothbrush, Understanding

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

absurd arguments, absurd debates, Argument, DebateMaster420, dumb debate, funny arguments, funny debates, Minecraft, nonsensical arguments, nonsensical debates, pointless arguments, pointless debates, ridiculous arguments, ridiculous debates, senseless arguments, senseless debates, silly arguments, silly debates, smp, stupid arguments, stupid debates, trivial arguments, trivial debates

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	313
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

acceptance, Affection, attraction, beauty, characteristics, charming, Differences, endearing, Features, flaws, imperfections, Individuality, love, partners appearance, physical traits, PixelatedLoveFlaws, Preferences, QUIRKS, relationship, Special, Unique

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	3081	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	2874
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

compensation, Conflict, Covert, danger, hezbollah, Homes, illegal, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military presence, Militia, Minecraft, payment, Rent, Risk, Rockets, RocketVillage, SECURITY, Server, Storage, Terrorism, village residents, weapons

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8554
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Emeralds Found:	3373	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1062
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	906
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!