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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 2778 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8868 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!