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MineCraftyWorkers Server

arrested development, beer with the boys, blue collar, boomer conservatives, cookie monster PJ pants, DEGEN, diy, douchebro, electronics, face tatts, flannel, glidan pocket tee, good friend, Hank Hill, honest day’s work, juggalos, juvie delinquints, Meth, middle school bully, MineCraftyWorkers, music gear, populist leftoid, prole, Reliable, scummy, Server, shovel driveway, snapbacks, thrash metal, trailer trash, untrustworthy, vidyashit, walmart clothes, wiggers, Working class

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	798217	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8852	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7164	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	3117
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

BookWormSMP

Book, BookWormSMP, Educational, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influential, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, Literature, memoir, motivational, non-fiction, novel, personal growth, reading, Self Discovery, Significant, Thought-provoking, Transformational

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

BlockyGrinCraft

Amused, beam, blissful, BlockyGrinCraft, brighten my day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, delighted, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Grin, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, joy, Laughter, pleased, positivity, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2891	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9380
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Animals Bred:	129
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	356	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Animals Bred:	188	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!