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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 2641 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!