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Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	146
Alien Abductions:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mines Excavated:	3770	Secret Passages Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take erotic roleplaying to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, and our group forums are a breeding ground for scandalous adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of like-minded players who are just as eager to explore their wildest fantasies as you are? Our members are always up for a good time, whether it’s critiquing each other’s characters, sharing roleplay logs, or just gossiping about the latest site drama.

So come on, dive into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories and adventures await you? Just remember, things may get a little heated, so make sure to bring your fire resistance potion!

CashCraft Server

$250, affordability, Argument, birthday parties, Budget, cake order, cakes, CashCraft, cousin, Deposit, family feud, gift receiver, hobby baker, implication, misunderstanding, Offense, orders, Pay, Profitable, Server, wedding cake, wedding gift

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Buildings Constructed:	50	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchantments Applied:	138
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bake cakes like there’s no tomorrow! We may not take orders, but we sure do know how to whip up some delicious virtual treats for all our players.

Join us and experience the thrill of creating pixelated cakes for your friends and family in the game. Just like in real life, we take birthday cake requests and make them uniquely awesome in our own style.

But beware, we do have some drama in our virtual bakery. One time, a player’s cousin wanted a wedding cake as a gift, and things got heated when the player offered to pay $250 towards a cake from someone else. The cousin took major offense, claiming she could afford any cake she wanted. Who knew Minecraft cakes could cause such a stir?

So come on down to our server and let’s bake up a storm together! Just remember, the cake may be a lie, but the fun is real on our server.

JamSwapCraft

aita, Angry, ASK, better, Burnt, CHANGE, Communication, Jam, JamSwapCraft, labor intensive, pectin, recipe, Running, set properly, Strawberries, Surprise, Taste, Upset, Wife, worked on

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	236	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchantments Applied:	127
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Endless Night Skies:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my jam-making skills? Look no further! Join our server for a jam-packed experience like no other.

We’ve got more twists and turns than a pot of burnt jam – but don’t worry, our server won’t leave a bad taste in your mouth. With surprises around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Just like adding pectin to a failed batch of jam, our server is here to save the day and turn your gaming experience from runny to just right. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make some sweet memories together!

But remember, just like changing someone’s jam recipe without asking, make sure to respect your fellow players and play fair. See you in the game!

InsomniacSolutionsMC SMP

insomnia, insomnia solutions, InsomniacSolutionsMC, natural sleep aids, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep hygiene, sleep improvement, sleep management, sleep medication, sleep patterns, sleep problems, sleep remedies, sleep routine, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep therapy, sleep tips, sleeplessness, smp

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of counting sheep and still not falling asleep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate cure for insomnia! Join our server and you’ll be so busy mining diamonds and fighting off creepers that you’ll never have trouble sleeping again. Plus, our resident sheep whisperer will serenade you with lullabies until you drift off into dreamland. So say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to endless adventures on our wacky and wonderful server!

MistakeCraft: Learn & Laugh!

Experience, Failure, growth, LAUGH, learn, learning, life journey, life lessons, MistakeCraft, MISTAKES, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal development, progress, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, success, valuable, wisdom

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and learn the valuable life lesson that no matter how many times you accidentally fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, you can always bounce back and rebuild stronger than before! Our server is like a crash course in resilience and perseverance, with a side of hilarious mishaps and epic fails. So come join us and turn your mistakes into epic wins!

HezboCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, extremism, FM Katz, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Litani River, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, united nations

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	187	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where we fight hezbollah in the litani river like true warriors. we dont mess around, we take down terrorists in minecraft cuz why not? plus, our admin is a cat named katz who has a phd in blowing stuff up. come join us and be part of the most ridiculous and chaotic server out there. who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles instead? let’s show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

HezogCraft: No More Creepers!

Assassination, Attack, Commanders, counterterrorism efforts, covert mission, CREEPERS, hezbollah, Hezbollah leaders, HezogCraft, intelligence, Israeli defense, Israeli President Herzog, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, national security, northern Israel, October 7-style, Planning, regional tensions, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist organization

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Emeralds Found:	3759
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally epic! We got ridonkulous battles, crazy adventures, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u join dis server, u can unlock special powers like flying unicorns and rainbow explosions! Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find.

And get this, the server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps out all the noobs and griefers. So u can build ur dream castle without worrying about some troll destroying it with TNT.

So what are u waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the land of craziness and chaos! Trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

accident, awkward, awkward moment, blame game, dirty pants, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, mishap, not me, not my fault, Oops, pants, Party, Poop, Server, somebody shit my pants, Surprise, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situation, unexpected surprise, unfortunate incident

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

Board, bump limit, daily updates, Entertainment, forum, forum activity, Jesus, long-running thread, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, popular thread, Ratings, ratings discussion, record-breaking, SmackDown, smackdown ratings, smp, sports, television, Thread, trending topic, wrestling, wrestling fans

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

abusive father, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Caretaker, coping, cptsd, DadNeedsHelp, depression, difficult decisions, dissociation, family trauma, Funeral, Grief, long distance, mental health, Minecraft, psychiatric center, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Towns Built:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Farms Harvested:	283

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!