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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 1132 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 100 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
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