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CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crops Grown:	3039
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	New Chunks Explored:	957006
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	75
Votes:	6795	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crops Grown:	7743	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	200
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Items Found:	5561
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Towns Built:	3

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4639
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!