SMPRoasted Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SamuraiCraft

action, Adventure, badass, black protagonist, black samurai, Bravery, Epic, epic tale, Hero, historical fiction, Honor, Japan, legend, legend in the making, legendary warrior, Protagonist, Samurai, SamuraiCraft, sword fighting, Thriller, warrior

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Animals Bred:	134	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Dimension Hops:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old crap? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of magical pixies who will guide you through a mystical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and zombie ninjas for epic loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. How fucking epic is that!!??

ConfidentCraft: Where even the creepers fear us!

assertive, bold, brave, Confidence, confident woman, ConfidentCraft, Courageous, CREEPERS, determined, Empowered, fear, FEARLESS, fearless attitude, fearless demeanor, fearless mindset, fearless spirit, fearless woman, Powerful, Resilient, self-assured, self-confidence, STRONG, unafraid

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where even the creepers are too scared to mess with you! Our fearless players have tamed the Ender Dragon and made friends with the Wither boss. You’ll never have to worry about getting ganked by a skeleton again, because they all bow down to our mighty players. So come on in and show off your confidence, just like this player here who’s staring down a pack of zombies without breaking a sweat. Trust us, on this server, you’re the one in control!

RedstoneRiot

Bilingual, color, culture, dream, Everything.., Experience, Future, Hope, Language, Life, Live, long trail tags, Optimistic, Passion, red, RedstoneRiot, see, Spanish, speak, tags, vibrant

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Picture this: you log in and suddenly everything is in RED and speaking SPANISH! Yes, you heard that right. The trees, the animals, even the blocks themselves are all speaking Spanish and glowing red. It’s like a fiesta in Minecraft!

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Mountain, where you can mine for delicious tacos instead of boring old ores. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Piñata Pig, who drops all sorts of amazing loot when you break him open.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knew playing in red and speaking Spanish could be so much fun? ¡Vamos!

Crafty McCraftface: Server of Epic Fails and Epic Wins

ANONYMOUS, community feedback, Crafty, data analysis, data collection, Decision making, digital survey, Epic, Fails, Feedback, internet poll, market research, McCraftface, No. 918420557, online poll, opinion, poll, polling website, public opinion, Server, Strawpoll, survey, user engagement, user response, Voting, Wins

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	3990	Void Gems Collected:	39
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. It was like a Minecraft fever dream! But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Join now and find out!

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join the madness on our server. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you!

MemeCraft – LOLs & Blocks Galore

Aigis, Anti Spammer Tech, art, best girl, Birthday Chart, blocks, China, Draw Corner, Episode Aigis, Galore, guides, lols, Media assets, Memecraft, metaphor, Music, OC, Ohya, P5B, P5M, P5U, P5X, Persona, persona 3 reload, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, Persona Live Tour 2024, ReFantazio, Stage Plays, The First Mission

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	78	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Ores Mined:	1240	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3531
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their hooves. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. 3. The server currency is not gold or diamonds, but rather rare blocks of cheese that can only be found by defeating the legendary Cheese Dragon. 4. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. 5. If you manage to find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Dutch still salty we looted and booted their wooden shoes

bitter, Booted, Colonialism, Colonization, Decades, discrimination, Diversity, Dutch, European, hapas, History, imperialism, Import, integration, kicked out, Killed, LOOTED, Migration, Multiculturalism, mutts, nafris, Netherlands, racism, SALTY, Shoes, The Dutch, wooden

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mines Excavated:	2325

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Nafris running loose in Amsterdam? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Dutch are still bitter about it. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more action than a Hollywood blockbuster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times. Who needs hapas mutts when you’ve got Nafris and a whole lot of fun on this server? Join now and let the madness begin!

Late Night Stroll

7:30pm, evening exercise, evening stroll, fitness routine, healthy habits, Late, late evening walk, late night exercise, late night stroll, late night walk, late night workout, night, nighttime exercise, nighttime fitness, nighttime routine, nighttime walk, outdoor activity, physical activity, self-care, staying active, Stroll, walk at dusk, wellness

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7450
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old walks in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and take a stroll through our virtual forests at any time of day! Whether it’s 7:30pm or 3:00am, our server is always open for a leisurely walk. Who needs fresh air and exercise when you can have pixelated adventures and virtual cardio? Join now and never worry about the time of day for a walk again!

CraftyCrack – Crackin’ Blocks Since ’09

75896752, blocks, Crackin, CraftyCrack, long trail tags, Numbers, previous, tags

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ores Mined:	6072

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and talking llamas. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a chicken, you will unlock unlimited diamonds for life. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HuntCraft

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, dark continent, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, HISOKA, HuntCraft, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, leorio, Manga, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, SHONEN, togashi

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8822	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8101	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with mystery, danger, and a whole lot of blocky fun? Then come join our Minecraft server and find out what Togashi has in store for these two strapping young lads! Will they uncover hidden treasures, battle fearsome monsters, or maybe even discover the secret to unlimited diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server, where every block holds a new surprise and every adventure is more epic than the last. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the ride of a lifetime! Join now and let the madness begin!

Pixel Perfect Pals: Where 1440p Dreams Come True! Upgrade from 1080p and Join the Fun!

1080p, 1440p, 144hz, Computer, Display, dreams, Fun, Gaming, gaming setup, graphics, Hardware, immersive experience, Join, Monitors, PALS, perfect, Performance, PIXEL, Quality, refresh rate, resolution, Screen, Technology, True, Upgrade, Video, Visual

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of living in the peasant world of 1080p 144hz monitors? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the depths of low resolution hell! Join us and experience the glorious world of 1440p monitors where every block looks crispier than a freshly baked potato chip.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find hidden treasures and secret dungeons that can only be unlocked with the power of a 1440p monitor. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of deranged creepers who will only reveal their location if you can spot them in crystal clear detail.

So why settle for anything less than the best when you can join our server and bask in the glory of high resolution gaming? Upgrade your monitor, upgrade your life, and join us on this epic adventure where pixels reign supreme!