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SMPGamerGirl69 – Minecraft SMP: Gonna cry, piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2075
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is on a mission to take down Bitcoin! Why, you ask? Because they stole our virtual diamonds and we’re out for revenge!

Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only way to win is by overthrowing the evil Bitcoin overlords. Build epic structures, team up with fellow players, and plot against the cryptocurrency villains who dare to mess with our precious resources.

But beware, the Bitcoin minions are always watching, ready to strike back with their virtual swords and shields. Will you join us in the fight for justice and emeralds? Or will you cower in fear at the might of the almighty Bitcoin empire? The choice is yours, brave adventurer. Join us and let the chaos begin!

Crafty2024: Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

2024.., captivating story, Character development, Crafty2024, CREEPERS, Disappointment, Drool, Emotional journey, forgotten game, Hidden Gem, Indie developer, indie game, Life is Strange, lost potential, missed opportunity, Mystery, narrative, Original Characters, Overlooked, rule, Sadness, Teen Drama, unappreciated, video game, villagers

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join us on a journey through a world filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges that will make you question reality itself.

Our server is so legendary that even in the year 2024, people will still be talking about it. Forget about that forgotten game with a promising storyline, because here you will find a teen drama that will make Life is Strange look like a children’s cartoon.

Our characters are not just cute and original, they are mind-blowing and will leave you speechless. Join us and become part of a community that will never let you down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the unbelievable world of our Minecraft server!

JesusCraft: Where even creepers say their prayers!

Beliefs, Christian beliefs, Christian culture, Christian influence, Christian traditions, Christian values, Christianity, Christianity in modern society, Christianity in society, Christianity in the West, Christianity in Western culture, CREEPERS, cultural Christianity, culture, JesusCraft, Prayers, Religion, society, Traditions, VALUES, Western countries

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

Join our Minecraft server and find out just how Christian western countries really are! Our server is so Christian, even the creepers say their prayers before exploding.

We have churches made entirely out of diamond blocks, where players can attend virtual sermons and confess their virtual sins. Our moderators dress up as priests and bless players with enchanted items for good luck in their virtual adventures.

But beware, if you don’t follow the Ten Commandments of our server, you might end up in virtual hell, where the only way out is to mine your way through a maze of obsidian blocks.

So come on, join our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, on our server, the only way to survive is through faith and redstone!

Blocky Babes: Where Minecraft meets 10/10 Women!

10/10 woman, attractive, Babes, beautiful woman, beauty, blocky, dream girl, dream woman, FLAWLESS, flawless beauty, Goddess, Gorgeous, human female, ideal, ideal woman, meets, Minecraft, MODEL, perfect woman, Perfection, Stunning, stunning beauty, stunning female, stunning woman, Women

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of searching for the perfect 10/10 woman in real life? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can find the most epic and gorgeous women you’ve ever seen!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find your dream girl. From pixelated princesses to blocky beauties, we have it all!

But beware, these women are not your average Minecraft villagers. They are strong, independent, and crafty – literally!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect 10/10 woman before someone else does!

GohanCraft: Where Minecraft meets Dragon Ball Z!

Ball, Chat, Communication, Community, Conversation, debate, dialogue, discussion, Dragon.., exchange, forum, Gohan, GohanCraft, ideas, Interaction, meets, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, Platform, sharing, Talk, Thoughts, Thread, Topic

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magic Items Found:	8390
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Unicorn Sightings:	0

: The Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our MODS are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a whirling Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a villager who speaks only in memes to a chicken who thinks it’s a superhero, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Disco Dungeon, where the party never stops and the loot is as shiny as a beacon in the night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life!

LolCraft: LakhLoving Indians

Awareness, Casual, colloquial, Communication, crore, culture, English, Global, Indians, International, LAKH, LakhLoving, Language, linguistic, LolCraft, Misconception, Slang, Speech, Understanding, Usage, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Runes Activated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of Indian English! Join us and witness players casually throwing around terms like “lakh” and “crore” as if they’re the most universal words in the world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious moments where players try to explain these terms to confused foreigners, leading to some epic misunderstandings. Imagine a player asking for “1 crore diamonds” and everyone thinking they’re a literal millionaire in the game!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughter and cultural enlightenment, join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew learning about Indian numerals could be so entertaining in a virtual world?

FlaVRcraft – Where Taste Meets Blocks

2K24, Abigill Anemoia, ai art, ai generated art, animated, Archived Streams, blocks, Chocolate Chuubas, copypasta, corpo-style, Corpse Factory, Donna Vina D’Merlot, Dr. Citrea Lolime, Dr. Lollime, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FlaVRcraft, Fresh, Friends, fvr, gen structure, Historical Archive, idol corp, indie circle, Juwun, Juwun Sugarbloom, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Lime Edition, meets, Mixie Mixin, mr h, Nayvell Milkdrop, Neo Pawlino, new vegas, NiiCola, Nyana, Nyana Banyana, Panko, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Raimi Ricotta, Rika Paprika, Sawa, Sena Bonbon, Sour Grape Sama, Stable Diffusion Prompts, store stream, Strip, Taste, TAXES, Traube, TXC, Umami, Vtuber

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	51	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
New Chunks Explored:	542668	Gods Slained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the Lime Edition Minecraft Server!

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build the most outrageous structures? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories:

– Our server is run by a group of AI-generated VTubers who have taken over the Minecraft world with their quirky personalities. From a sassy baker mother of two to a German FNAF loremaster, we’ve got it all. – Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a femboy nurse IRL who has an incredible voice range from UwU to Macho Man? Well, now you can! – Join us for epic battles and hilarious moments as we dominate the Minecraft universe with our unique characters and crazy antics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on the Lime Edition Minecraft Server and let the fun begin!

Blocky Babes: Where Pixels Become Pretty Pixels

Babes, beauty standards, blocky, body positivity, character design, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, female character, female empowerment, FEMINIST, illustration, incel, make pretty female character, Misogyny, pixels, PRETTY, real woman, strong female character, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS, YOU’VE NEVER SEEN A REAL WOMAN YOU FUCKING INCEL

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can make the prettiest female character you’ve ever seen! And trust us, you’ve never seen a real woman like this before, you incel! Join us for a chance to experience the most gorgeous avatars and unleash your inner fashionista.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server is built on top of a secret treasure trove, guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the riches for yourself?

And if treasure hunting isn’t your thing, don’t worry! We also have unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-maned unicorns and frolic through fields of pixie dust. It’s a magical experience that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a fairytale land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! And remember, no incels allowed – only real gamers need apply.

Crafty Nazis Not Allowed – Only Human Monsters Welcome

Allowed, armed militia, Christian Nationalism, Crafty, death, ENEMY, fascism, fascist, germany, Human, human monster, internet, Israel, Mental well-being, Minorities, Monsters, morally reprehensible, nazi, Nazis, punching nazis, shitposter, TOXIC, Trumpism, Zionism

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated madness!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who gave them a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers. They went on to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. It was epic!

But that’s not all! Our server is like a hidden treasure chest full of surprises. You might encounter a village of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to baking cakes in the shape of famous landmarks. Or you might stumble upon a group of players who have built a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you come across any players spouting fascist ideas, feel free to punch them in the face (virtually, of course). Let’s keep our blocky world free from toxic ideologies and full of fun!

Crafty Neets Club

achievement, aspirations, club, Crafty, determination, dreams, fulfillment, goals, hard work, inspiration, life choices, made it, motivation, neets, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, regret, satisfaction, self improvement, success, worth it

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, explosive creepers that do the Macarena before blowing up, and a secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon named Barry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies show off their best Moonwalk.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Crafty Creeper Comedy Club

applause, Audience, club, comedy, Crafty, creeper, critique, Crowd, enjoyment, Entertainment, entertainment industry, Experience, Good show, live event, memorable, opinion, Performance, Quality, reaction, review, satisfaction, stage production, talented performers, Theater

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Oh honey, it was better than good, it was EPIC! Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS RAIN! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where zombies drop sick beats. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!