SMPBalkCraft – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SMPBalkCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or getting pranked by our resident prankster who loves to fill your house with llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds whenever you feed it a golden carrot. Trust us, you’ll want to get in on that action.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Just watch out for the creeper DJ who loves to drop explosive beats.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you on our insane Minecraft SMP!

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Crafty Drug Use Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol, Based, Caffeine, chemical substances, consciousness modification, Crafty, cringe, DRUG, drug addiction treatment, drug culture, drug enforcement, drug legalization, drug policy, drug rehabilitation, drug use, illegal drugs, Minecraft, nicotine, POL, prescription drugs, recreational drugs, Server, substance abuse

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of consciousness modification, from caffeine to creepers! /pol/ has deemed our server as the most based place to explore altered states of mind through the use of chemical substances.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate high of building a castle while under the influence of a pumpkin spice latte. Or maybe you prefer mining for diamonds after a few shots of tequila – the possibilities are endless!

Our players have reported seeing rare mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon riding a unicorn after a few puffs of a virtual joint. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built an entire village out of enchanted mushrooms.

So come join us on our server and get ready to have your mind blown – literally! Who needs reality when you have Minecraft and a bunch of crazy substances to experiment with? It’s a trip you won’t soon forget!

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/MineG/ – Minecraft SMP General

#thewarwithin, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Community, Cosmetics, epic edition, EU guild, general, GLOBOFOMO, Hearthstone, invite, jobbers, liveblog, Minecraft, MineG, Moon Guard, Mountain Dew, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Night Elf, Promotion, Recap, smp, Warcraft, World of Warcraft, wowg, wowhead

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with Night Elf Jobbers, Mountain Dew promotions, and guilds like GLOBOFOMO and Nerub Silkweaving Forum.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported into a world where you can battle against the infamous Mountain Dew monster and claim epic loot. Plus, our community is so epic that even the WoWg guilds are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Character Teaser, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, Wiki, Xingqiu

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join now for a chance to meet Chasca, the goddess of Love and Peace, who will guide you through epic adventures filled with candy and roses.

We’ve got characters like Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu ready to join your team and take on any challenge that comes your way. And don’t forget about the Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams – the most powerful weapons in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our daily check-in rewards are so good, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, redeemable codes with Primogems are just waiting for you to claim them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and unlock the ultimate power of friendship!

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Obsolete Yet Minecraft SMP

built-in devices, Communication (Industry), device efficiency, device evolution, device integration, device permanence, electronic devices, innovation, Minecraft, mobile devices, Modernization, obsolescence, obsolete, obsolete technology, outdated equipment, smp, technological advancements, technological obsolescence, technological progress, telecommunications, telecommunications industry, vendor discussions, vendor partnerships

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more outdated than a fax machine is our sense of humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with more chaos than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.

Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!

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Verdant Springs

anti cheat, Balanced, building, Chill, Community, COMPLETE, Discord, Economy, fair, Friendly, Helpful, MCMMO, multiplayer, new, non-p2w, player-run, PvE, rules, schematics, Shop, Survival, Upcoming

Welcome all, this is a new and upcoming server for you to have a chill and fun time. There will NEVER be any p2w period. Schematics are allowed but Autobuild feature is not! We hope to have a player run economy, but for now there is a shop that sells basic items. (Prices are subject to change!) Please respect others and if you see someone cheating or misbehaving contact me on our discord server.

All basic functions should be available and complete, but if you run into any issues please reach out. (I will try to help you as soon as I am able to) And lastly thank you for checking us out!

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Sadist & Narcissist Minecraft Server

BDSM, Behavior, control, deviant behavior, DOMINANCE, Dominant, fetish, Kinky, Manipulation, Minecraft, narcissism, narcissist, Pain, Personality Disorder, Pleasure, power, Psychological, sadism, Sadist, Server, sexual sadist, Submission

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be dealing with a whole new level of craziness! Our owner is a self-proclaimed sexual sadist and narcissist, but don’t worry, he’s only interested in torturing mobs, not players (we think). Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges, twisted quests, and a community that’s just as crazy as you are. Who needs diamonds when you can have a server full of psychos? Join now if you dare!

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Locked Dog & Moid in Car Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal rights, animal welfare, CAR, car safety, come back, Companionship, Decision making, dog, Ethics, Happy, hour, Lock, LOCKED, love for animals, loyalty, Minecraft, moid, moral dilemma, pet care, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Ever wondered what would happen if you locked a dog and a moid (whatever that is) in a car for an hour? Well, on our server, you can find out! Maybe the dog will learn how to drive and the moid will start a dance party in the backseat. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are? Build, explore, and create memories that will have you laughing for days. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of the dog and the moid in the car.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

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Coffee Network

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvP Economy Community Events Plugins Survival Adventure Thrilling Dynamic Immersive Balanced Reward system KitPvP Player-based Hub Engage Matches Custom Server network Vibrant, Survival

Welcome to Coffee Network—a dynamic Minecraft server network featuring thrilling KitPvP battles, an economy-driven Survival world, and a bustling community hub. Engage in intense PvP matches, explore a thriving player-based economy, and participate in exciting events. With dedicated servers, custom plugins, and a balanced reward system, Coffee Network offers an immersive experience for players of all kinds. Join us and become part of a vibrant community where your adventure is always brewing!

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PenguinSMP

Community, Crates, Economy, hats, Keys, Minecraft, PenguinSMP, PvE, Ranks, sethomes, Store, Survival

PenguinSMP is a friendly Minecraft Survival server open to all! Enjoy features like sethomes, crates, hats, and more. Ranks and crate keys are also available in the PenguinSMP store. Join us and find your place in our amazing community!

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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

2.5 Dimensional, Anime, Arc, artist alley, comedy, comiket, convention, COSPLAY, doujinshi, Drama, fan event, FANTASY, Japan, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, Paradise, PIXEL, pop culture, romance, seduction, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Comiket arc never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks. But little did they know, those diamond blocks were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Talk about fowl play!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell a knock-knock joke!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the never-ending Comiket arc for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into? Join us now and let the laughter begin!

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