SMPAreTheMostEvilAndDishonestCreaturesOnThePlanet Minecraft Servers

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!

MommyMinecraftDaycare

addiction, Boundaries, childcare arrangements, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, generational differences, grandparent-grandchild relationship, Guilt, Manipulation, medication, MommyMinecraftDaycare, mother-daughter relationship, parenting challenges, seeking support, self-care, Therapy, toxic behavior

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is like therapy, but with blocks and creepers. Join us and leave all your toxic relationships behind, just like this player’s mom should leave her behind.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about someone pulling your hair or giving you the silent treatment. And if you ever need childcare for your virtual baby, we’ve got you covered with friendly villagers who won’t throw it in your face that they’re not getting compensated.

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Let’s block out the negativity and craft some fun memories together!

HappyFoodieMinecraftSMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs drop bacon and the cows give you milkshakes? Well, look no further because our server is a food lover’s paradise! We have a secret recipe for enchanted golden apples that will give you infinite hunger and make you the ultimate foodie in the game. So come join us and satisfy your cravings for delicious treats while building epic structures and battling mobs with your food-powered weapons. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this culinary adventure!

BlockyBedDisappointment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9198
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but end up being a total letdown? Look no further, because our server is like that one time you tried to do a backflip in bed but just ended up hitting your head on the headboard – unexpected, disappointing, but definitely memorable!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time you accidentally set your house on fire while trying to cook a steak in Minecraft. With crazy events, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of chaos and mayhem that will leave you questioning your life choices – just like that one time you tried to impress your crush by building a giant statue of them in Minecraft, only to have it collapse and crush your pet chicken. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Tiny Brain Big Deal

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7781
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Potions Brewed:	177	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tiny brains but BIG DREAMS! our fruit fly diagram is gonna blow ur mind and transform ur whole dang neuroscience game. u wanna level up ur brain cells? come join us and see the magic happen. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just unlock the secret to telepathically communicating with fruit flies. imagine the possibilities, man. so what u waitin for? come on over and let’s get weird together!

Starlet Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ores Mined:	2203
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck that helps you find a rare enchanted sword. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like random unicorn sightings, giant chicken races, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive VIP lounge where you can hang out with famous Minecraft YouTubers, sip on virtual potions, and ride on flying pigs. Plus, rumor has it that Aly J herself might make a special appearance as a pixelated version of her 18-year-old self. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience Minecraft like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I can smell an OF coming” (whatever that means). See you in the virtual world!

Valve’s Louis Love Minecraft SMP

Accountability, Censorship, community standards, controversy, discrimination, Ethics, gaming industry, Louis, love, Minecraft, multiplayer, offensive language, online gaming, online harassment, player behavior, racial slurs, racism, smp, social responsibility, toxic behavior, valve, Valves, Video game culture, video games

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos of a world where Valve is actually a mischievous player who loves to stir up drama by calling Louis all sorts of ridiculous racial slurs! Will Louis ever get his revenge? Will Valve ever learn his lesson? Find out by joining our server and witnessing the epic showdowns and hilarious banter that ensue. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, because why not? Come join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Potions Brewed:	107
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of boring roommates who don’t have any ambition? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave behind the drama of real life roommates who don’t even want to get a driver’s license or have a career.

On our server, we encourage all players to strive for greatness and reach their full potential. We even offer virtual EMT classes (without the need to remove your piercings) and opportunities for career growth. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you won’t have to worry about asking for handouts or spending all your virtual money on ubers.

So come join us and leave your real-life roommate woes behind. Who needs a license when you can ride a virtual horse to your virtual job? Don’t be an NPC in real life, join our Minecraft server and level up your life!

IceCreamBanterCraft

Argument, Communication, Conflict, credit card, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family struggles, finances, humor, husband, ice cream, IceCreamBanterCraft, JOKE, Marriage, misunderstanding, parenting, preschool, reconciliation, relationship, Tension

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8760
Players Killed by Monsters:	451	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sensitive spouses who can’t take a joke? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we value humor above all else! Our server is filled with players who understand the importance of a good laugh, even if it means poking fun at each other.

Join us and experience a world where ice cream payments are taken very seriously, where preschool spots are hotly debated, and where empathy is in short supply. Our community is full of outrageous stories and insane antics that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Just be prepared to defend your credit card information with all your might – you never know when someone might try to make you pay for that late-night ice cream!

PixelJoyLand

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your character do the chicken dance for eternity. But beware, for the evil Ender Dragon has a sweet tooth for cake and will stop at nothing to steal all the desserts in the land.

Build your dream castle, ride a llama into battle, or challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square. The possibilities are endless on our server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe a little bit of chaos (looking at you, TNT enthusiasts).

So come on over and join us, because on this server, the only thing brighter than the sun is the smile on your face as you ride a pig into the sunset, armed with a diamond sword and a pocket full of dreams.

OilZombieCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Mines Excavated:	1246	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, so like, imagine this: a zombie tanker pulls up at a port in China, but get this – it’s loaded with oil! Like, who let the zombies drive a tanker full of oil? That’s some next level chaos, bro. But hey, if you wanna experience that kind of madness on the reg, then you gotta join our Minecraft server.

We got zombies driving tankers, creepers running for president, and pigs flying on jetpacks. It’s a wild ride, man. Plus, our community is lit AF. We got players from all over the world, coming together to build insane structures and pull off epic pranks.

So if you’re down for some crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughs, then hop on board this zombie tanker of a Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re sneaky little buggers.