SMP_Madness Minecraft Servers

SMP_Madness Minecraft Servers

  • SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP

    SMP_Madness: WhyAreYouLikeThis_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 5547
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 520 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Dimension Hops: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Runes Activated: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… until you try to steal their eggs. Then all bets are off.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell a knock-knock joke.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of creepers. Just be careful not to blow up the dance floor!

    So why are you like this? Because you’re ready to embrace the madness and join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StopKillingMePlz

    StopKillingMePlz
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 8781
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2580 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 4Kids Ruined Minecraft

    4Kids Ruined Minecraft
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 1490
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5172 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magic Items Found: 2625 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Farms Harvested: 602 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 280 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

    Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

    Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 3797
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 231 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 198
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

    Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes

    BlockyBalls69 Minecraft Server – Where we pay tribute to cocks and play mini golf! #sendnudes
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 8045
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 211419 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Votes: 3632
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic cock tribute battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough, we also have a special feature where you can send pics of your builds to our resident minigolf expert for a chance to win a grand prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale

    Pixel Pundits: The Blocky Battle Royale
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 4391
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1460 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Emeralds Found: 1669
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 207 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we settle the age-old debate: which is more universally reviled and reprehensible – creepers or skeletons?

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers come charging at you, ready to blow you to smithereens. But wait, here come the skeletons riding on top of spiders, shooting arrows at you from a distance. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s… hilarious!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with your friends to see who can survive the longest against these dastardly foes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. But beware, for the legendary Ender Dragon lurks nearby, waiting to swoop down and snatch away your precious loot.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove once and for all which mob is truly the most reviled and reprehensible in all of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning

    GameRx Minecraft Hospital: Name five video games and call me in the morning
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 7794
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Zombie Dances: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! Only on this server will you encounter such absurd adventures.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Well, on this server, anything is possible! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this – on this server, the pigs can fly. Literally. So come join us and let’s embark on the wildest Minecraft journey you’ll ever experience. Remember, when in doubt, just name five video games and call me in the morning.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!

    TotalCraft: Where you can’t escape the tyranny of creepers and crafting, but hey, at least it’s fun!
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 6431
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Animals Bred: 33 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms all day? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    In this totalitarian dystopia, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through treacherous obstacles and face off against ruthless players who will stop at nothing to destroy your creations. But don’t worry, because our admin team is always watching, ready to swoop in and ban anyone who dares to challenge their authority.

    Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you place could be your last. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where all the banned players are forced to mine for diamonds for eternity.

    So why do you love this server so much? Because where else can you find such a perfect blend of chaos, tyranny, and pure unadulterated fun? Join us today and see for yourself why this totalitarian dystopia is the place to be in the world of Minecraft.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure

    Tea and Creepers: A British Minecraft Adventure
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 215
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no nonces” policy – because who wants creepy weirdos ruining the fun, am I right?

    But that’s not all! We also have a ban on Aussies because, let’s face it, those guys are just too good at Minecraft and it’s not fair to the rest of us mere mortals. Plus, have you heard about the legendary diamond mine on our server? It’s said that whoever mines there will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and eternal glory!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your day? So come join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life – just don’t forget to leave your Aussie friends at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!

    RespawnRUs: Where Death is Just a Temporary Setback!
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 8759
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Falling into the Void: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 220 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 50 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-warping Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine a world where the laws of physics don’t apply, where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. This server is like stepping into a psychedelic wonderland where anything is possible.

    Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, rumored to grant the eater eternal life and unlimited building materials. But beware, for the bacon is guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who are not to be trifled with.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within the server lies a portal to the Netherworld, where players can battle fearsome demons and collect rare treasures. Will you dare to enter and claim your prize?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and see if you can unravel the mysteries of this bizarre and fantastical Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the true meaning of life…or at least have a good laugh trying.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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