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N-Bomb Minecraft Server Live

biden, controversial statements, death threats, debate chaos, family threats, heated exchange, Holy kino, inappropriate language, Live, live on air, live on stage, Minecraft, Moderators, N-bombs, NBomb, political drama, presidential debate, public broadcast, Punches, scandalous behavior, Server, shocking behavior, tense atmosphere, trump

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Mines Excavated:	3109
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	1650

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride where N-bombs are dropped live on air, Biden is making death threats against Trump, and Trump is threatening Biden’s family. Our moderators have to step in to stop them from throwing punches live on stage! It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft – you won’t want to miss out on this crazy drama-filled server. Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

CraftyStuck Minecraft Server

Andrew Hussie, artist, banned, co, Comic, CraftyStuck, discussion, fan game, Genesis Project, homestuck, Homestuck General, HSG, Link, long tail tags, Minecraft, Nyassets Edition, Server, Thread, Trash, webcomic, Xenopavilia, Years

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of getting banned for talking about Homestuck on other forums? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can discuss Homestuck to your heart’s content without any repercussions! Join us on this epic journey through the world of Homestuck, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Our server, lovingly dubbed “Nyassets Edition” (don’t ask us how we came up with that name, it’s a long and ridiculous story involving a talking llama and a magic potato), is the perfect place for fans of Homestuck to come together and nerd out over their favorite webcomic. We even have an exclusive fan game called “The Genesis Project” where you can immerse yourself in the world of Homestuck like never before.

So why should you join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of deranged chickens wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the ghost of Andrew Hussie himself haunts our server, offering cryptic advice and occasionally turning players into pumpkins.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky, wild, and slightly unhinged Minecraft server for a Homestuck experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky creepers – they have a tendency to explode when you least expect it.

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the emotions? Look no further than our server! Join now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, from joy to rage to everything in between!

Our server is so emotionally charged, even the toughest players will shed a tear. Cry tears of joy as you build the most epic structures, or tears of frustration as you battle mobs in the darkest caves.

Join now and experience the ultimate emotional journey in Minecraft! Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you express all your feelings? Don’t be a cold asshole like the OP, come join us and let it all out!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	91
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Villages Defended:	14

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fuzzy-smp.usga.me:21307

SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3234
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Time for a Solar Game!

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VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	350727	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Magic Items Found:	7759	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	4404	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!