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Crafty Americans: Mario RPGs Madness Server

AMERICANS, Color Splash, Crafty, discussion, Failures, Gaming, JavaScript, madness, Mario, Mario RPGs, Nintendo, origami king, Platform, RPG, rpgs, Server, Stealth40k, Sticker Star, survey, tacit admittance, twitter, video games, Widgets

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8223
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of playing boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where we celebrate Nintendo’s epic fails like Sticker Star, Color Splash, and Origami King!

Why join, you ask? Because we have a secret level where you can battle giant paper monsters and rescue Princess Peach from the clutches of evil origami! And if that’s not enough, we also have a special power-up that turns you into a sticker and lets you stick to walls like Spider-Man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world of Nintendo’s biggest flops in a way you’ve never seen before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Blocky Bros: The Patriarchal Paradise

atrocities, blocky, blood libel, Boys, bros, division of labor, feminism, FGM, foot binding, Hijab, luxury, makeup products, Masculinity, Men, Mines, Paradise, Patriarchal, patriarchy, Sisterhood, social power, third world, Traditionalism, Vanity, Women

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4665
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Spears Created:	23
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flip the script on gender roles and have a blast doing it! Join us as we explore a world where women rule the roost and men are just here to serve as eye candy. That’s right, on our server, women hold all the power and men are just here to show off how good they are at attracting the ladies.

Forget about traditionalism or feminism, on our server, it’s all about women living lives of luxury while men do all the hard work. We’ve got third world boys mining away to create makeup products for our female players to use – talk about dedication! And don’t even get us started on the atrocities committed against men for not meeting hyper-narrow standards of masculinity. It’s a wild ride, folks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the patriarchy is turned on its head and women reign supreme, come on down and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just find yourself living a life of luxury while the men do all the heavy lifting. See you in the game!

Crafty Endwalker: Final Fantasy XIV Server – Where Pixels and Potions Collide!

Classes, collide, Community, CONTENT, Crafty, discussion, Dungeons, endwalker, Expansion, FANTASY, FINAL, Final Fantasy, gameplay, Gaming, Jobs, Lore, mmorpg, ONLINE, pixels, Potions, Raids, Server, Square Enix, Trailer, Updates, XIV

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops out diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted Bacon Forest where pigs fly and trees are made of bacon!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

YellowFeverCraft: The Only Cure is More Blocks!

asian women, attraction, blocks, coping, cure, disgust, ethnicity, height, hyperfeminine, personality qualities, white women, Yellow fever, YellowFeverCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6980	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
New Chunks Explored:	341874	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134

Are you tired of dealing with hyperfeminine Asian women who just don’t appreciate your height and ethnicity? Do white women just not do it for you either? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where height and ethnicity don’t matter at all! Plus, our community is full of players who totally get where you’re coming from and will support you in your quest for virtual love and acceptance. So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after!

WolfyCraft: Where Spice and Wolves Roam Free!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Animals Bred:	28

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Holo the wise wolf rules with an iron paw! She keeps the land in balance by only allowing the purest players to join her pack. Legend has it that those who prove their worth to Holo will be granted special powers, like the ability to summon a pack of loyal wolves to fight by their side. But beware, for Holo is not afraid to banish those who stray from the path of righteousness. Are you pure enough to join Holo’s pack? Come find out on our server!

Blocky Booty Buddies: A Minecraft Server for Questionable Friendships

blocky, BOOTY, Buddies, casual relationships, Casual Sex, coworker attraction, coworker benefits, coworker relationships, Friends With Benefits, friends with benefits agreement, friends with benefits boundaries, friends with benefits etiquette, friends with benefits guidelines, friends with benefits rules, FRIENDSHIPS, hot coworker, Minecraft, no strings attached, office fling, office hookup, office relationships, Questionable, Server, work crush, work fling, work romance, workplace romance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Items Found:	3348
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find more than just diamonds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to find a coworker to be friends with benefits with. Imagine mining together, building epic structures, and then sneaking off to a secret hideout for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Who knew pixels could be so sexy? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “I love my job!”

DesiCraft: Where Creeper Meets Curry

appreciation, Architecture, art, beauty, Bollywood, creeper, cuisine, culture, curry, DesiCraft, Diversity, Festivals, heritage, History, India, landmarks, meditation, meets, spirituality, Thread, tradition, travel, Unity, yoga

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8738	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	6263
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the mystical land of India! Why India, you ask? Well, because where else can you find elephants roaming freely, monkeys stealing your diamonds, and tigers guarding hidden treasure chests?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taj Mahal build competition, where players can show off their building skills and compete for the title of Minecraft Maharaja. And don’t even get us started on the spicy curry food fights that happen every Friday night in the virtual streets of Mumbai.

So come on down to our India-themed server and experience the chaos, the beauty, and the pure insanity that only Minecraft can provide. Namaste, and happy crafting!

Forgive and Mine: The VT Server

COMEBACK, DESERVED, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Forgive, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, Fun, greatest fun, Happiness, joy, live performance, members, Music, new beginning, NijiEN, Performance, positivity, Server, sisters, Support, Unity, VT

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	7980
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Animals Bred:	94	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the party is at! Our members are living their best lives, having the time of their lives and even the sisters are getting in on the action. It’s like a never-ending rave where the fun never stops!

Join us and be a part of the epic NijiEN comeback that everyone is talking about. You can feel the excitement in the air as you embark on crazy adventures and make memories that will last a lifetime. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make this the craziest Minecraft server ever!

KekCraft: Where it Really Do Be Like This

BE, Do, funny, generation, humor, internet culture, IT, Kek, KekCraft, Like.., meme, millennial, phrase, really, relatable, repeating, Slang, social media, this.., trend, viral

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total meme fest! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a majestic rainbow llama while shooting fireworks out of your hands. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite memes, rumored to have been forged by the ancient meme lords themselves.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up in a world of pure meme-tastic madness? Join us now and prepare for the most LOL-worthy Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyLies: The PISRAEL Minecraft Server – Where Lies are the Building Blocks of Fun!

#FalseInformation, #IronDome, #Partisangirl, Airbase, Attack, blocks, BOMBED, building, Conflict, CraftyLies, Defense, Fun, Israel, Lies, lying.., middleeast, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, PISRAEL, Propaganda, SECURITY, Server, twitter, Video, WARFARE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than an Israeli airbase? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the “iron dome” can’t protect you from the fun! Join us for a blast of a time as we blow up blocks and build epic structures that will make you say “WOW, that’s the bomb!” Don’t miss out on the action – join now and experience the most explosive Minecraft server around! #Boomtastic #MinecraftMadness #ExplosiveFun