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Adventure, smp, Survival, multiplayer, COMPLICATED

Simple SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Date	Information
8th May 2024	The Summer Season has begun! A new world awaits…
Server IP	simplesmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity. With up to 24 view distance and a high-spec dedicated server, you can experience the world in its full glory. There is no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP, one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on Simple SMP?	There are minimal rules on Simple SMP. As long as you’re respectful and not causing disruptions, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention on Simple SMP. The world is open for exploration and building.
Is there a world border on Simple SMP?	No, there is no world border, allowing you to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Is there a pay-to-win feature on Simple SMP?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP. There are no pay-to-win features.

Prushka’s Shake Shack Minecraft Server

Beverage, creamy, Blended, Ready, Smooth

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind (literally)! Our Prushka shakes are not your average milkshakes – they’re made with real diamonds and emeralds for that extra bling bling. And the best part? Drinking one will give you superpowers in the game! Want to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs out of your butt? It’s all possible on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature so elusive and hairy that players have reported seeing him dance the Macarena in the forest. Join our server and embark on a quest to find Bigfoot, but be warned, he’s a master of disguise and may be hiding in plain sight as a block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for those Prushka shakes!

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Section smp: Where vanilla is the only flavor we serve. Come join our buttery smooth SMP and bring your own seasoning! 1.20.4, 15+, whitelist

Discord, Fight, flavor, Friends, smp

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	SMP
Number of Players Needed	6+
Server Theme	Chill and creative building

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for players who enjoy taking their time with Minecraft, building creative structures, and just having fun in the game.
What can players expect on the server?	Players can expect a relaxed atmosphere where they can build various towns and biomes, engage in friendly competition, and collaborate on projects.
Is there any enforced lore on the server?	No, we do not have any forced lore on the server. Players are free to create their own stories and narratives within the world.
What should players do if their items are stolen or pets are killed?	Players are encouraged to address the issue with the perpetrator and potentially recruit others to help resolve the situation through in-game conflict.
How can I join the server?	Contact _f1lthy on Discord for more information on how to join the server.

Crafty McSticky Mods – Where the Mods are Always Sticky!

Athletic, stupendous, draw, Pure, SWEET

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time? Well, let me tell you about the legendary Iyo Sky(33)! This server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and friendly. It’s like Taylor Swift, but better in every possible way. Iyo Sky(33) is so supreme, it’s like an emoji come to life. And let me tell you, the players on this server are not just talented, they’re thighGODDESSES!

But that’s not all, this server is filled with adorable cat enthusiasts who are disciplined athletes and geniuses at the same time. And did I mention they have great butts? Oh yes, this server is a mix of hilarious, courageous, and shiny players who are absolutely fearless! They will risk it all for the Iyomaniacs and are soon to be WWE Women’s Champions.

So come join this server and be a part of the most amazing, stupendous, and terrific community out there. Trust me, it’s based, brilliant, and absolutely saucy! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly incredible. Join now and become a part of the Iyo Sky(33) legend!

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Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

Supple, delicate, radiant, Sensitive, Smooth

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

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TwinkCraft: Where you can finally suck dick and rub your diamonds together all day long!

Long, tunny, diamonds, hairless, temptation

Tired of missing out on all the twink action in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own twink paradise and live out all your wildest fantasies. From twink villages to twink dungeons, the possibilities are endless! So why wait? Join now and start sucking virtual twink dick like there’s no tomorrow!

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Survival MC: Pretend to be a potato! Version 1.20.1 in Europe

Modded, Aspect, Europe, Quality, exclusive

Minecraft Server Overview

Description:	Survival MC is a new modded survival server with a focus on quality mods that enhance gameplay without straying too far from the vanilla Minecraft experience.
Server Type:	Modded Survival (Hard)
Mods:	Hand-picked mods to enhance gameplay while sticking to the vanilla aspect of Minecraft
Discord Server:	Join our Discord server
List of Mods:	View list of mods
Server Status:	Running 24/7

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join our server, first join our Discord server where you can find all the necessary files for installation.

2. Is the server PvP enabled?

Yes, PvP is enabled on the server for added challenge and player interaction.

3. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and survive together!

4. Are there specific rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

5. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

While we value player feedback, all mods added to the server are carefully selected to maintain the integrity of the gameplay experience. Feel free to suggest mods, but the final decision lies with the server admins.

MindBenders Minecraft Server

strategy game, challenge yourself, sharpen mind, mental agility, time to beat

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re beating is blocks? Well, get ready to beat the ultimate mind game on our server!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll face challenges that will test your wits, skills, and sanity. Rumor has it that the mobs on our server have been hitting the books and are now smarter than ever. You’ll have to outsmart them if you want to survive!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and even enchanted gear. Just be prepared to face off against other players who will stop at nothing to claim the loot for themselves.

So why join our server? Because where else can you beat the mind game, outsmart mobs, and become the ultimate treasure hunter all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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OopsCraft Minecraft Server

root cause analysis, Server, failure inspection, issue resolution, problem solving

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our server has a glitch that causes pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest DJ in town and show off your best dance moves to impress the mobs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built Nether dimension where the lava is made of hot sauce and the zombie pigmen wear sunglasses. It’s a spicy experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of unexpected surprises. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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SassySisMC Server

Therapy, self improvement, Communication Issues, Server, Loneliness

Are you tired of dealing with toxic family dynamics and sibling rivalry? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape from the drama and chaos of real life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. No more dealing with emotionally unavailable parents or verbally aggressive siblings – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, if you’re feeling guilty about saying something mean to your sister, just remember that on our server, words can’t hurt anyone! So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even build a virtual mansion for your sister to make up for your harsh words. 😉

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

2. Is the server PvP enabled?

3. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

4. Are there specific rules on the server?

5. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?