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SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
New Chunks Explored:	538792	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6994
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	166
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
New Chunks Explored:	899842	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Potions Brewed:	128

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	29	Villages Defended:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Animals Bred:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Gods Slained:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!