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Shiori’s Homobeggar Whore Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Enchantments Applied:	164	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the craziest shenanigans!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!

So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!

DutchSlaughter Minecraft Server

Attack, devastation, DutchSlaughter, fear, Hope, Minecraft, Netherlands, Netherlands attack, Netherlands crisis, Netherlands solidarity, Netherlands support, Netherlands tragedy, Peace, Pray, Safety, Server, slaughter, solidarity, Support, Terror, Tragedy, tragedy in Netherlands, violence

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	7541	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2865	Dragon Eggs Found:	1311
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Buildings Constructed:	27
Emeralds Found:	3004	Crops Grown:	4602

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who is on a mission to slaughter the entire country of the Netherlands! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as this player wreaks havoc on unsuspecting Dutch players. Pray for them, but also join in on the fun and see if you can survive the impending slaughter! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

GFsFriendAvoiderMC

anal sex, avoidance, avoidance behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, Friend, GFsFriendAvoiderMC, Girlfriend, group hangout, Impact, JOKE, peer pressure, PRESSURE, relationships, Respect, silly, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	177	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	241	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of drama in your Minecraft server? Join our server where we promise no one will ever joke about anal sex, I mean, come on, that’s just inappropriate for a blocky world! Our server is a safe space where you can mine and build without any uncomfortable jokes being thrown around.

We guarantee that you won’t have to avoid anyone like this poor player who had to avoid ‘Emma’ because of a joke gone wrong. On our server, everyone is respectful and mature (well, as mature as you can be in a world made of blocks).

So come join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience! Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows in our world, so who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

BlockyLoveCo

BlockyLoveCo, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Dedication, Happiness, healthy relationship, Intimacy, lasting love, long term, love, loyalty, Partnership, patience, Respect, secret to success, strong bond, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of your significant other hogging the TV remote and leaving their dirty socks all over the place? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate relationship counselor! Join us and watch as your partner transforms into a master builder, crafting beautiful structures and working together with you to defeat creepers and zombies. Who needs couples therapy when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor to bond over? Say goodbye to boring date nights and hello to epic adventures in the virtual world! So come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

AccentCraft: Just for Fun!

AccentCraft, Accents, Asian accent, Australian Accent, british accent, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, french accent, Fun, Language, Multiculturalism, offensive behavior, racial insensitivity, racism, Respect, sensitivity, social norms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Divine Spears Created:	16	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire everywhere. if you join, you’ll get a pet llama that farts rainbows and poops diamonds.

also, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance and have a good time. you can join them and show off your sick dance moves.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written in ancient minecraftian language.

plus, every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and marshmallows. you can build a house out of chocolate and swim in a river of hot fudge.

so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? it’s the most insane and hilarious place to play minecraft. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild!

MineCraftMedSchool

anatomy, blood circulation, Blood flow, Blood vessels, body functions, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular system, circulatory system, Disease, disease prevention, health, health concepts, health education, heart health, human body, medical science, Medical Terminology, MineCraftMedSchool, organ function, organ systems, physiology

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! If you wanna join a server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more excitement than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were instantly transported to a land of endless possibilities. They built a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling dragons with a wooden sword. It was epic, bro.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can learn all about blood circulation and organ function. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be a Minecraft doctor in no time, saving villagers from zombie infections and curing them with potions made from rare herbs and spider eyes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

GachaCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, consumer behavior, digital purchases, Entertainment, financial decisions, gacha, gacha games, GachaCraft, gambling, Gaming, impulse buying, in-game purchases, microtransactions, Minecraft, mobile games, online gaming, regret, Server, Sorry., spending money, video games, virtual heaven, virtual items

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of spending all your money on gacha games and feeling like you’re letting down the virtual heavens of /v/? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal shame! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs that can fly, diamond pickaxes that sing opera, and creepers that tell dad jokes. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a house made entirely out of cake, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land where all the gacha pulls are guaranteed to be 5-star characters. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to redemption…and maybe even some sweet loot along the way!

CryptoVacay Minecraft Server

Crypto, cryptocurrency market, CryptoVacay, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial decision, financial freedom, Financial Planning, holiday, Investment, leisure, market behavior, Minecraft, people, seasonal trend, SELLING, Server, summer plans, summer vacations, Trading, travel, trend, vacation budget

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of missing out on all the summer fun because you’re too busy staring at your crypto wallet? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your crypto for virtual diamonds and go on the ultimate summer vacation right from the comfort of your own home! Who needs real beaches and sunshine when you can build your own tropical paradise in Minecraft? Join us now and trade in your digital currency for a digital vacation like no other!

CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL

accessories, alterations, blended family, brand new, Bridesmaid Dress, Budget, buy/sell group, Cheap, compromise, CraftyBridesmaidDressLOL, disagreement, facebook, family, hair and makeup, savings, Shoes, step-daughter, thrift store, Upset, used dress, Wedding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful bridesmaids who demand brand new dresses for your wedding? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate thriftiness and smart shopping decisions!

On our server, we value finding amazing deals and saving money, just like the bride who scored a beautiful dress for her stepdaughter at a fraction of the cost. Who needs a brand new dress when you can find a perfectly good one for a steal?

Join us and embrace the art of bargain hunting while building epic structures and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with discounted diamonds and emeralds!

So, if you’re tired of entitled bridesmaids and want to have a laugh while playing Minecraft, come join our server and let’s have a blast together! Remember, it’s not about the price tag, it’s about the adventure!

CraftyConfessions

buried secrets, concealed emotions, confidential musings, CraftyConfessions, deep reflections, Hidden feelings, innermost desires, intimate reflections, personal revelations, private confessions, Secrets, silent confessions, suppressed truths, unarticulated feelings, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed emotions, unexpressed sentiments, unshared experiences, unspoken thoughts, untold stories, unvoiced thoughts

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Potions Brewed:	42
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so fierce that even the Ender Dragon runs in fear. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves.