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New York Adultery Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	New Chunks Explored:	503391
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Tired of boring old servers with rules as ancient as a creeper’s fossilized poop? Well, look no further because our server is breaking all the rules! Literally. We’ve got a 100+ year old law that says you have to build your house upside down and ride pigs into battle. It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft meets Alice in Wonderland, but with way more explosions and way less tea parties. Join us if you dare to defy the laws of Minecraft physics and have the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Jannys Were Nuking Rats But Why Are They Treating Nice To Wizards? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the Jannys are nuking rats for fun but suddenly decide to treat wizards like royalty! Why, you ask? Well, it all started when the Jannys accidentally turned a wizard’s spellbook into a cheeseburger and things just escalated from there. Now, the wizards are throwing epic parties with flying pigs and the Jannys are learning magic tricks to impress them. Join us for a wild ride of chaos, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of cheeseburger magic!

AnarchyyMC

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Towns Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to AnarchyyMC, a semi-anarchy server with little rules! Have fun on this Vanilla Survival Server and start to build! Just a plain simple vanilla Server. No Plugins, no land claiming, nothing. Trust nobody: Anything could be destroyed! Find a save place for your base and nothing is going to happen.

Even though we are an anarchy server, it’s important to have some guidelines to maintain basic fairness, including social rules:

>Respect other Players >No Toxic Behavior (Harassment, Hate Speech, etc.) >No Swastikas >Respect Personal Boundaries >No Spamming >Griefing Allowed (Within Reason)

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COMPLETING THE SURVIVAL MAP PRIZE 523 RUBLES Minecraft server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

COMPLETING THE SURVIVAL MAP PRIZE 523 RUBLES PER CARD

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Dan Da Dan’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but average players? Look no further, because on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best! That’s right, we have the most mediocre players around, making for some hilariously average gameplay.

But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!

Episode Minecraft SMP Favorite

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Votes:	6061
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	336	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything can happen!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama off a cliff while playing the accordion? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses? Totally doable.

Our favorite episode? Oh, that’s easy. It’s the one where we all decided to live in a giant floating pineapple and started a pineapple farm. But then the pineapple came to life and started telling bad jokes, so we had to defeat it in a battle of puns. It was epic!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next!

Droptanks

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	9704
Gods Slained:	1	Ores Mined:	5397
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

No Rules anything goes server Enter a world where only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the top, or fall victim to the chaos? Join our community of fearless players and experience Minecraft like never before.

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Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the JAV in our name stands for “Just Absolutely Vibing”!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.

Minecraft SMP: Maid F*cker or Nah?

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Towns Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to uncover scandalous secrets like whether or not the server owner ever hooked up with his maid! Who needs reality TV when you have drama like this unfolding in a blocky world? Come for the laughs, stay for the gossip – this server is like a soap opera on steroids! Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Buddhist Brawl Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ores Mined:	8320
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Buildings Constructed:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Buddhists? Come join our Minecraft server where the Buddhists are anything but peaceful! These monks have traded in their meditation beads for battle axes and are ready to take on any challengers.

Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!

But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!