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CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Votes:	6090	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	114
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Potions Brewed:	55
Holy Grails Found:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	228

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!