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Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Ores Mined:	9506
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	110
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

acceptance, Asexual, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, ETERNAL, Intimacy, long term, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Minecraft, nonsexual, Partnership, relationships, secrecy, Server, Support, taboo, Trust, Understanding, union

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crops Grown:	7521
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	New Chunks Explored:	790741

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

#youtube, convenience, desktop programs, Digital, Download, efficiency, Entertainment, file conversion, internet, Media, Minecraft, multimedia, Music, Online Services, rip audio, rip video, ripperoni, save to computer, service, smp, software, streaming, Technology, Video editing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3472
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	233	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Potions Brewed:	130

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!

BabyCardCraft

Approval, babies, BabyCardCraft, children, Christmas card, collage, Communication, controversy, cousins, family, Genetic, holiday, in-laws, lawsuit, love, misunderstandings, Permission, Pictures, relationships, Siblings, social media

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper on a sugar rush.

Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!

FutureSelfQs – Minecraft SMP

advice, Curiosity, future self, FutureSelfQs, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, question.., Reflection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self talk, self-care, self-empowerment, smp, time travel, wisdom

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Void Gems Collected:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1483

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest server ever. We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base full of diamond blocks. And get this, the owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? It’s like a crazy adventure every time you log on. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #bestserverever #unicornsrule

XmasCraftMemz

celebration, childhood memory, christmas, Christmas memory, decorations, family, favourite Christmas memory, favourite memory, Festive, gift giving, Happiness, holiday, joy, love, magical time, Nostalgia, Santa Claus, special moment, tradition, winter wonderland, XmasCraftMemz

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Potions Brewed:	179
Mines Excavated:	4630	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimension Hops:	9

Remember that time when Santa Claus himself joined our server and started handing out enchanted diamond swords to all the players? Yeah, that was epic. And then Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer showed up and started leading us on a wild adventure through a winter wonderland filled with snow golems and exploding presents. It was like a Christmas movie come to life, but with creepers instead of elves. So if you want to experience crazy holiday shenanigans like that, you better join our Minecraft server ASAP!

ISIS Slayer Minecraft Server

Abu Yusif, CounterTerrorism, drone strike, extremist group, foreign policy, global threat, intelligence, Isis, kills, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national security, precision strike, radical Islam, Server, slayer, Syria, targeted killing, Terrorism, US

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	759
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE KILLED ISIS LEADER ABU YUSIF IN MINECRAFT! YEAH, WE TOOK HIM DOWN WITH OUR DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US TAKE DOWN MORE BAD GUYS IN THE BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS REAL WARFARE WHEN YOU CAN FIGHT TERRORISTS IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S GOOOOO!

MacronCraft: 10k Times More Fun!

10k, African migrants, citizenship, Colonialism, criticism, european union, France, French President, French territories, Fun, Government, immigration, indian ocean, INEQUALITY, Macron, MacronCraft, Mayotte, overseas department, overseas territories, Politics, POVERTY, Residents, Social Issues, Times

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

join dis minecraft server if you wanna escape da sh*t like Mayotte residents 😂 we got crazy adventures like fighting zombie chickens and riding llamas into battle 🐔🦙 plus, our secret underground base is filled with diamonds and gold 💎💰 but watch out for the evil villagers who will try to steal yo loot 🤑 come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server everrrrrr 🎮🔥 #YOLO #minecraftmadness

Shutdown Update Craze

app behavior, app shutdown, app starting up, app update, app update prompt, app version, CRAZE, prompt notification, Shutdown, shutdown prompt, software behavior, software shutdown, software starting up, software update, software update prompt, software version, starting up prompt, update, update preference, update prompt, update prompt preference, user behavior, user interaction

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Farms Harvested:	243	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Potions Brewed:	121
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

hey u! yea u! do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t! well guess what, we have the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever! u gotta join us cuz we got unicorns flying around, talking pigs, and even a secret diamond mine guarded by a dragon! yea, u heard me right, a freakin dragon! so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this wacky, wild world of minecraft! oh, and did i mention we have a secret disco party every saturday night? yea, it’s lit! so come on over and let’s get this party started!