smithy guide Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BorderBashCraft

aggression, Attack, border, BorderBashCraft, Columns, Commander, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Destroyed, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, RETALIATION, russia, strike, Troops, Ukraine, Waiting, War

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

hey u, yes u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even ukraine destroyed columns of waiting russian troops just to play on it. the commander was like “yo, this server is so good, i gotta let my troops play on it ASAP”.

u know why u should join? because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and dragons that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamond armor is so bling bling that even the ender dragon is jealous.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and milk? yeah, that’s right. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even destroying russian troops with just a click of a button.

GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet

Aesthetics, Appearance, auditory enhancement, beauty, beauty industry, Cosmetics, Enhancement, fashion, GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet, Grooming, humans, personal care, self improvement, self-care, self-image, sensory enhancement, sensory perception, smell, Sound, Style, Technology

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can enhance your look and smell but not your sound! we have magical potions that make you smell like a unicorn farting rainbows and look like a majestic potato. but be warned, if you make a sound, you will turn into a talking pickle for eternity! only the bravest and silliest players dare to join our server and embrace the chaos. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin!

DysonSphereCrafters

advanced civilizations, Alien Civilizations, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic structures, Dyson spheres, DysonSphereCrafters, energy harvesting, extraterrestrial technology, Freeman Dyson, Futuristic Concepts, host stars, interstellar engineering, megastructures, Milky Way, potential discoveries, scientific research, space exploration, speculative science, theoretical constructs, theoretical physics

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	170	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

lolz come join our minecraft server where we build dyson spheres to harvest energy from the stars like some futuristic aliens. we got seven potential candidates in the milky way, just waiting for you to come and help us build them. be a part of the advanced civilisations and show off your mad building skills. who needs diamonds when you can have a whole star to power your base? join now and become a dyson sphere master!

DragonCraft Server: Ballin’ or Bustin’?

Anime, Ballin, Budokai, BUSTIN, Characters, Combat, comparison, Differences, dragon ball, DragonCraft, Excellence, fan favorites., Fighting, flying, gameplay, Mechanics, Mediocrity, Ninja Storm, one piece, Preferences, Quality, RANGE, Server, video games

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Animals Bred:	148
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Are you tired of mediocre One Piece games that make you want to walk the plank? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures and battles that will make you feel like a true pirate king.

Why settle for flying when you can sail the high seas with your crew of blocky buccaneers? Our server offers the ultimate One Piece experience, complete with devil fruit powers, epic battles, and treasure hunts that will make you say “Yarrrr!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey to find the legendary One Piece. Who knows, you might even run into Luffy and the Straw Hat crew along the way. But be warned, the Grand Line is full of dangers and surprises, so make sure to bring your trusty pickaxe and sword. See you on the high seas, mateys!

SelfLoathingCraft Server

Creatures, creaturesofhabitedition, desuarchive, group, habitedition, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ipaddress, longtailtags, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, SelfLoathingCraft, Server, Steam, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, career, Caregiver, Communication, compromise, Decision making, difficult conversations, elderly care, emotional toll., family, financial burden, GrannyCraft, Guilt, Minecraft, nursing home, quality of life, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your wife’s grandmother moving in unexpectedly? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how you were blindsided by your wife’s decision to bring her grandmother into your home without consulting you, our server will keep you on your toes with surprise events and challenges at every turn.

Feel the burnout of being a caregiver like never before as you navigate through our server’s demanding quests and tasks. Just like how you had to juggle work and caregiving, you’ll have to balance your gameplay and real life responsibilities on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like the uncertainty of whether or not you’re the asshole in this situation. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your decisions just like our server will make you question your sanity.

AdderallCraft: Parents Edition

ADD, Adderall, AdderallCraft, addiction, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, counseling, drug abuse, Edition, family, Focus, HIGH, Junkies, medication, mental health, parents, Prescription, School, Therapy

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Votes:	7380
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for drama too! Join us if you want to escape from a family of pill-popping junkies who steal your medication just to get high.

Our server is the perfect place to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your parents raiding your stash of potions. Plus, we have a strict “no pill-popping parents allowed” policy, so you can mine in peace without any interruptions.

So come join us and let’s craft some crazy adventures together – because here, the only thing getting high is your tower of blocks reaching for the sky!

UnappreciatedCraft Minecraft Server

Community, compassion, creativity, Diversity, Empathy, Generosity, Gratitude, hard work, Kindness, love, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, perspective, Respect, self-care, Server, society, Support, UnappreciatedCraft, Underappreciated, VALUES

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9178
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magic Items Found:	5929
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Minecraft servers, duh! But not just any Minecraft server, this one is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their banana-powered creativity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players must battle a horde of evil llamas to claim the coveted prize of a golden toilet seat (trust us, it’s worth it).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with creepers and redstone contraptions. See you on the other side, brave adventurer!

CraftyLifeChanger

consequential choice, CraftyLifeChanger, critical decision, crucial choice, defining moment, impactful decision, impactful moment, key decision, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, life-changing event, Long-term impact, minor choices, momentous decision, pivotal moment, significant decision, significant impact, small decisions, transformative choice, transformative experience, turning point

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make the minor decision to explore our enchanted forest, where you may stumble upon a magical portal that transports you to a dimension filled with talking animals and dancing trees. Who knows, you might even find a rare diamond sword that grants you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your fingertips! Don’t miss out on the chance to change your life forever with just one click of a button on our server.

ACunitOlympicsParis

#sustainability, AC units, ACunitOlympicsParis, athletes, carbon footprint, climate change, Competition, cooling systems, eco-friendly, energy consumption, energy efficiency, environmental impact, environmental plan, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, heat management, Paris, summer games, Teams, US Olympic

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Towns Built:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

so, like, this server is like, the olympics of minecraft, bro. we got teams from all over the world, even the US olympic team. they bringin their own AC units, man. like, who does that? but hey, they gotta stay cool while they mine, amirite?

come join us and be part of the madness. we got crazy competitions, like building the tallest tower made entirely of diamonds or racing pigs through obstacle courses. it’s like the hunger games but with blocks, dude.

plus, our environmental plan is totally out the window cuz of all the AC units, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join us and be part of the chaos. it’s gonna be epic, bro.