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Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magic Items Found:	7375
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

Block-It-Off: Repel the Creepers and Keep Your Server Virus-Free!

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of getting attacked by virtual viruses while playing Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has a built-in virus repellent system that will keep those pesky bugs away! Join us and never worry about getting infected with a digital disease again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of feathers and eggs. Join them in their quest to create the ultimate chicken fortress and defend it from the evil army of zombie pigs!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy! Swim in rivers of chocolate, climb mountains of cotton candy, and battle giant gummy bears in epic boss fights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most virus-free adventure of your life!

Taxed & Trolled Minecraft Server – Where Lefties Love to Pay & Get Griefed by ‘Teens’!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3821	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Players Killed by Monsters:	6221	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
New Chunks Explored:	696395	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks.” Our community is like no other, with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks and sheer determination. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs!

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life? Just click the link and prepare to have your mind blown!

VedaCraft: Knights of the LOLz General #7

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	1504
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Buildings Constructed:	31	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to buckle your shoe in excitement! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair.

We have crossplay between mobile and PC, so you can team up with your friends no matter what platform they’re on. Just make sure you have a Google account handy to join in on the fun.

Don’t miss out on our epic events like RATEUP Call of the Stars: Black Sun Xanthia and Fateful Encounter. Log in daily for 7 days and get a total of 13 rolls on the Limited Banner. It’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers and diamonds instead!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our trailers that will leave you in awe and itching to dive into the game. And don’t forget to double check your server location, unless you want to end up in a world of chaos and confusion.

Join our guilds like the NA Lummies, EU /akovg/, and don’t be like the anon who went hero instead of normie. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits you on this Minecraft server. Use the code KNIGHTSOFVEDA for some extra goodies and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, blockheads!

BlockyPeenCraft: Where we build big things, but keep the chat PG!

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	279	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Because we have the ideal penis size for all femanons! That’s right, our pixelated world is filled with giant phallic structures that will leave you in awe. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of wild chickens wearing armor. So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Block Party Bonanza: Where Creepers Dance and Players Prance! ‘Wanna see more?’

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4214
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	289	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks, and ride on flying pigs to explore the endless lands of craziness. Don’t miss out on the chance to meet the legendary llama king who grants wishes in exchange for dance-offs! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Bitch Lasagna – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2416	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can breakdance better than you ever will! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that they became the richest player in all of Minecraft, but you’ll have to join to find out if it’s true!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together. And remember, in this world of blocks and monsters, the only rule is to have fun!

KinoCraft: Where ‘kino is back on the menu’ and creepers are the special of the day!

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Animals Bred:	90
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back KINO! That’s right, we’ve got zombies, mystery boxes, and even a pack-a-punch machine for all your undead slaying needs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be the richest player on the server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? But be warned, our Nether is not your average fiery hellscape. It’s a disco inferno filled with dancing pigmen and lava water slides. Don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer.

Slimey Sermons: Where Mudslime Attacks Church and Chaos Ensues!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5377
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchantments Applied:	83
Falling into the Void:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even a 70-year-old man can survive a fall without a scratch! Join us for epic battles where players go 50-0 without breaking a sweat. Our server is so wild, even the mobs are afraid to mess with us. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible – even a granny beating you in a PvP match!

Snowbreak: The Chilly Minecraft Madness Zone #175

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	4050	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster banners? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the most epic events and outrageous banners that will blow your mind!

Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event where you can capture units and battle in the “Void of Dread” with your Lone Warrior squad. And don’t forget about the “Infinite Darkness” wave defense where you must protect the Escort Target at all costs!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive banners like the [Nocturne Fissure] 5* SMG: Uninvited Adieu and the [Sweet Fairytales] 5* Sniper Rifle: Eccentric Joker. Plus, new outfits like the [Apprentice Maid] Cherno – Enigma and the [Kiss Be the Remedy] Enya – Exuvia will make you the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all in your path. See you in the game!

Girl Power Minecraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	171	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of being the king of the friendzone in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the tables are turned and women are literally lining up to be submissive towards you! Build your dream castle, gather resources, and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. Who needs real-life relationships when you can rule over your own virtual harem? Join now and experience a whole new level of power and dominance in the world of Minecraft!