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SlowlyCraft – Life’s Pointlessness

acceptance, acceptance of fate, contemplation, death, Deep thinking, existentialism, inevitability, leisurely pace, life’s pointlessness, Lifes, mortality, patience, philosophy, pointlessness, purpose, SELF AWARENESS, slow movement, slow pace, SlowlyCraft, snails, turtles, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

join our epic minecraft server where snails and turtles rule the land! why, you ask? because they understand the meaning of life and take it slow, just like our server!

imagine building your dream house at a snail’s pace, knowing that it’s not about the destination but the journey. and who knows, maybe you’ll find a wise old turtle to give you life advice as you mine for diamonds.

plus, our server is so chill that even creepers have taken up yoga and meditation to find inner peace before exploding. so come join us and embrace the slow life, because in the end, we’re all just snails and turtles in a vast minecraft world.

CartilageCraft

bioactive materials, Biomaterials, biotechnology, bone regeneration, cartilage cells, cartilage repair, CartilageCraft, cell receptors, cell regeneration, cell therapy, damaged cartilage, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanofibers, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, neurons, regenerative medicine, tissue engineering, tissue regeneration, tissue repair

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4405
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

LOL COME TO OUR SERVER AND DANCE WITH NANO FIBERS!!! THEY MAKE YOUR CARTILAGE CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND HEAL FASTER!!! IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DOING THE CHA CHA CHA AND YOUR BONES BREAKDANCING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH THE WORLD OF MINECRAFT WHERE EVEN THE BLOCKS GET DOWN AND BOOGIE!!!

SnakePitMC Survival

Adventure PvP Vanilla Skyblock Factions Roleplay Creative Minigames Economy Towny Hardcore Modded Pixelmon BedWars SkyWars Prison Parkour Anarchy Prison RPG, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mines Excavated:	4137
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

SnakePitMC is an exciting Survival Minecraft server where players venture into the wilderness, gathering resources and battling the elements to thrive.

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JotunheimMC

1.21, Anarchy, Biomes, Community, Cross-Play, Dangers, Discord, Economy, Factions, Intense battles, JotunheimMC, master status, MCMMO, MECHS, Minecraft, mobs, NPC-Quester, PvP, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Skills, Structures, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

OPENS OFFICIALLY20. JULY

Welcome to Jotunheim – the ultimate Minecraft experience for version 1.21!

MCMMO: Improve your skills and achieve master status! Survival: Gather resources, build impressive structures, and survive the dangers. NPC-Quester: Encounter NPCs with exciting quests and rewards. PVP: Test your skills against other players in intense battles. All-new 1.21 experience: Explore new biomes, mobs and mechs.

Join our community: Discord: https://discord.gg/wGSjZGEvHWNettsted: jotunmc.no

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Surviving on the Perfect SMP Server: Where even the creepers can’t resist joining our Discord

border, BUILD, Chunks, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Events, Explore, Farms, Grief, JOINING, Limits, Minecraft, perfect, Plugins, Protection, PvP, Redstone, Resist, Server, smp, Surviving, Trading, Updates, villagers

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Perfect SMP Overview

Perfect SMP IP: PerfectSMP.com

Perfect SMP Discord: https://discord.gg/mQR5UPEdp5

Perfect SMP is a Minecraft 1.21 survival server with grief protection. No resets. No world border limits. When a new Minecraft update is released, the new chunks will be added to the world without a reset and without needing to limit the world border

Features

Features	Yes/No

Grief Protection	Yes
Survival	Yes
No resets	Yes
New chunks after new update is released	Yes
No World Border restrictions	No world border restrictions indeed

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the Perfect SMP server? A: You can join by using the IP PerfectSMP.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there grief protection on the server? A: Yes, there is grief protection on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: Are there any world resets on the server? A: No, there are no resets on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: Is there a limit to the world border on the server? A: No, there are no world border restrictions on the Perfect SMP server.

Q: How do I join the Perfect SMP Discord server? A: You can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/mQR5UPEdp5

CraftyCunt Minecraft Server

CraftyCunt, Fantasy pregnancy, fetish desires, Impregnation fetish, Impregnation kink, Interracial impregnation, Interracial Relationships, Interracial reproduction, Minecraft, Pregnancy kink, Race fetish, Race of the woman you’d impregnate, race play, Racial fantasies, Server, sexual fantasies, sexual fetishes, sexual preferences, taboo desires, taboo fantasies, Your cunt, Your race

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7267	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crops Grown:	2999	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t care about your race, your gender, or even your favorite ice cream flavor. All we care about is having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. Where else can you experience that kind of madness?

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, my friend. Literally, we have glowstone everywhere.

So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to build a castle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.

AOC FTW in Minecraft SMP – /pol/ Wrecked Again

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aoc, BTFO, current events, debate, Defeat, ftw, internet trolls, Minecraft, News, Online Community, online discussion, POL, political backlash, political commentary, political discourse, political forum, political memes, Politics, smp, social media, trillionth time, Victory, wrecked

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4007
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Farms Harvested:	337	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of getting destroyed by AOC on /pol/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can finally get your revenge! Join us and watch as AOC builds a giant taco truck to feed all the players, while simultaneously roasting /pol/ trolls with her epic clapbacks. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the ultimate showdown between politics and pixels! Join now and witness the chaos unfold in the most epic way possible.

BabyRage Minecraft Server

academic pressure, avoidance, BabyRage, body shaming, colorism, comparison, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hospital visit, infertility issues, Jealousy, mental health, Minecraft, newborn baby, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling rivalry, social anxiety, toxic relationships

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

Are you tired of feeling like the mistake in your family? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where you’re constantly compared to your siblings! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without the pressure of living up to unrealistic expectations.

Unlike real life, where your family constantly reminds you of your flaws, on our server, you can build your own empire and be the ruler of your own destiny. No more being berated for your appearance or feeling like you’re not good enough. On our server, you’re a superstar!

Escape the drama of family gatherings and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best version of yourself. No more feeling like the odd one out or being overshadowed by your siblings. Join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any comparisons or criticisms. It’s time to take control of your own story and have some fun in a world where you’re the star!

WeddingDramaCraft

bridezilla, choosing sides, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family pressure, maid of honor, refusing to help, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, standing up for spouse, support spouse, uninvited husband, wedding day drama, wedding drama, wedding drama fallout, wedding etiquette, wedding guest drama, wedding planning, WeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and wedding shenanigans? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life conflicts, like uninviting your sister’s charismatic husband from the wedding. Who needs family drama when you can team up with fellow players to conquer virtual worlds and build epic structures?

Don’t be stuck between a rock and a hard place, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we promise no one will bombard you with messages about ruining their virtual wedding – unless it’s all in good fun!

So say goodbye to real-life dilemmas and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knew escaping family drama could be so entertaining?

WeirdEatsMC SMP – 30 characters

adventurous eating, bizarre foods, Characters, culinary adventures, eccentric cuisine, exotic dishes, exotic flavors, foodie experiences, gastronomic oddities, odd food combinations, offbeat foods, peculiar dishes, quirky meals, rare dishes, smp, strange cuisine, strange eats, uncommon delicacies, unique dining, unusual eats, unusual tastes, weird food, WeirdEatsMC

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8918
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Zombie Dances:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Star Shards Collected:	190	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the weirdest thing you’ll eat is a golden apple covered in slime from a slime chunk! But hey, at least it gives you super strength and the ability to fly for 10 minutes. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Join our server for a chance to participate in our annual “Fear Factor” challenge, where players have to eat the most disgusting Minecraft foods imaginable, like rotten flesh stew or spider eye soup. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for life.

So come on, what’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever eaten? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy, food-filled world!