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BrokeBroRentHike

Accountability, aita, BrokeBroRentHike, brother, Contribution, family, financial support, freeloading, guest room, hanging out, Heartless, job loss, profit, Rent, stable job, struggling financially, taking advantage, tough time, Upset, video games

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Towns Built:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where freeloading younger brothers are not allowed! Join us for a fun and exciting gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Looking for a server where you won’t be taken advantage of by your family members? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures.

Don’t let your younger brother mooch off of you any longer – kick him out of your virtual house and join us instead! With a community of players who understand the importance of accountability and hard work, you’ll feel right at home (without the freeloading siblings).

So come on, join us and show your younger brother that it’s time to start pulling his weight – or at least pay $300/month in virtual rent! Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time.

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, best joke, comedian, comedic timing, comedy, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Humorist, joke of the day, jokester, knee-slapper, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, side-splitting, stand up, Witty

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Star Shards Collected:	244
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy club of the Minecraft world! Join us for a laugh riot as we have players telling jokes while battling creepers, building hilarious monuments, and even hosting stand-up comedy nights in the virtual world. Who needs a comedy club in real life when you can have all the fun and laughter in Minecraft? So come on down and join us for a side-splitting good time!

TrumpCraft: Drop Rates Worldwide

Central Banks, Demand, Drop, economic growth, economic impact, federal reserve, finance, Financial Stability, global economy, Global markets, inflation, interest rates, international relations, market volatility, monetary policy, political influence, Rates, recession, trade war, trump, Trumpcraft, world, worldwide

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	84	New Chunks Explored:	337428
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

so like, u know how trump is always making crazy demands and stuff, well get this, he’s gonna demand that interest rates drop ALL OVER THE WORLD. like, who does he think he is, the king of money or something? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are as big as trump’s ego. so come on over and build the most epic castle ever, just watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than trump’s tweets.

Ice Age Dirt-Free Server

age, antarctica, barren landscape, climate change effects, desolate landscape, Dirt, DirtFree, extreme environment, frozen continent, frozen tundra, harsh climate, Ice, icy terrain, isolated continent, no soil, no vegetation, polar region, pristine wilderness, remote location, scientific research, Server, southern hemisphere, unique ecosystem, untouched wilderness

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

so come join our epic minecraft server where we have ALL the dirt you could ever want! we have dirt for days, dirt for weeks, dirt for years! build your dirt castles, dirt mansions, and dirt skyscrapers!

we even have a secret underground dirt society where only the dirtiest players can join. become the dirt king or queen and rule over all the dirt in the land!

don’t be left out in the cold like antarctica, come join us and get your hands dirty in the best minecraft server around!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr25.TexRich.ru

The Toebob SMP

active player base., building maestro, Quality-of-life plugins, redstone wizard, shopping district, smp, Toebob

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	5340	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Toebob SMP Overview

Features
✨ Tons of Quality-of-Life plugins. (Veinminer, TreeCapitator, Essentials and more!)
🛒 An (in-the-works) shopping district.
👪 An active player base.

Are you looking for a nice, awesome Minecraft SMP for you to play on? Look no further, the Toebob SMP is here to save you!

Why Join Toebob SMP?

24/7 server with 10gb RAM.
A lit Discord server and community.
A dash of chaos—because what’s life without a little madness?

Join us for wacky times, sweet builds, and a community you’ll love being a part of. Whether you’re a redstone wizard, a building maestro, or just someone looking for an awesome place to play, Toebob SMP welcomes you with open arms!

Ready to join? Here’s the invite to the Discord server:

Join Toebob SMP Discord

Toebob SMP FAQ

Q: How do I join the Toebob SMP server?

A: To join the server, first join the Discord server and request to be whitelisted. You will receive further instructions on how to join the server.

Q: Are there any specific rules on Toebob SMP?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gameplay experience for everyone.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to join Toebob SMP?

A: The server is open to players of all ages, but maturity is expected from all players to maintain a friendly and respectful community.

The Void’s Edge 1.20

action, Adrenaline, Anime, Battles, Combat, Competition, Defeat, Drama, edge, Entertainment, fighters, INTENSE, Kengan, Manga, Martial Arts, never gets another on-screen fight, showdown, strength, Suspense, Tournament, underground fighting, Victory, VOIDS

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz! It’s like the ultimate place to be if you never wanna see another fight on your screen ever again!

Imagine a world where creepers and zombies are just chillin’ and vibin’, no need for drama or violence, just pure peaceful coexistence.

Join us and experience the tranquility of a Minecraft server where conflict is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest treehouse or finding the rarest diamond.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of a community that values peace and harmony above all else. Join now and say goodbye to on-screen fights forever!

LineCraft Minecraft Server

line etiquette, LineCraft, Minecraft, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet care, pet checkup, pet clinic, pet emergency, pet health, pet medication, pet owner, pet services, pet stress, pet surgery, pet treatment, pet vet, pet wellness, Server, vet appointment, vet visit, waiting in line

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1801
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Love Letters Sent:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value proper line etiquette just like at the vet’s office! Join us for a chance to showcase your impeccable waiting skills and strategic lineup maneuvers.

Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive in chaotic situations and enjoy standing their ground against entitled groups. Show off your assertiveness and quick thinking as you navigate through unexpected challenges and confrontations.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you’ll learn valuable life lessons about fairness, justice, and the importance of being first in line (both in-game and in real life). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your worth and assert your dominance in the virtual world!

So come on, join our Minecraft server and show everyone that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s rightfully yours, even if it means facing off against a group of disgruntled players who can’t handle being outsmarted. See you in the game, where the line starts here!

NoCopZoneCraft

6th floor, aita, apartment building, building maintenance, buzzed in, delivery worker, doorbell system, entrance door, entrance doors, inner door, Lobby, NoCopZoneCraft, Note, Packages, packages returned, police officer, police officers, police station, Preoccupied, unsaved call

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even police officers are trying to get in! Join now for the chance to interact with law enforcement in a whole new way – just make sure to have your doorbell system working, unlike some of our players! Who knows what kind of adventures await you on our server – maybe you’ll even have to make a tough decision like our OP did. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what surprises await you!

RedditGoogleSMP

digital platform, GOOGLE, Google users, information exchange, information seekers, information sharing, internet forum, internet search, knowledge sharing, Online Community, online community forum, online discussion, online help, online queries, online research, question and answer, reddit, reddit users, RedditGoogleSMP, search engine, User-generated content

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s so lit! We have like a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a big dysfunctional family.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Saturday night, and the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing llamas, it’s wild!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s TPS, but who cares about that anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in game, my fellow blockheads! #minecraft4lyfe #lolz #crazysmpfun 🤪🎮🔥