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SaharaCraft: Green Oasis 🌿🌵

adaptation, arid regions, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, desert landscape, desertification, ecosystem, environmental impact, global warming, Green.., greenery, heavy rainfall, natural phenomenon, Oasis, precipitation, sahara desert, SaharaCraft, Sustainable development, transformation, Vegetation, weather patterns

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Enchantments Applied:	296	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Emeralds Found:	230
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Items Found:	1083

This server is like the Sahara desert turning green, but instead of plants, we have diamonds growing out of the sand! Join us for a chance to witness this miraculous phenomenon and mine your way to riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs water when you have diamonds, am I right? Come join the fun and experience the magic of our Minecraft server!

Shorty City Craft

2050, 5 million, 50 countries, children, city, Craft, east asia, EyeSight, Factors, Female Gender, gender differences, global health, INCREASE, myopia, prevalence, research, shortsighted, shorty, study, teens, urban living, vision

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	9267
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being shortsighted in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to your shortsightedness forever!

Our server is so lit that it can actually improve your eyesight while you play. We have magical potions that will make you see in 20/20 vision, no joke! Plus, our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll forget all about your real-life vision problems.

And get this, living in a city or East Asia actually makes you more likely to become a Minecraft pro on our server. It’s like the universe is telling you to join us! And if you’re a female, well, you’re basically destined to dominate on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make your shortsightedness a thing of the past. See you in the game, future Minecraft champ!

Streamer’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#youtube, Am I doing this right, BLOCK, commentary, Community, Content Creator, creepy, cute, discuss, Entertainment, Gaming, general, influencer, internet culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, online personality, online presence, Party, Server, social media, Streamer, Streamers, twitch, weird

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute streamers that will make you question reality itself! Join us as we discuss these streamers in the weirdest and creepiest ways possible – you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will turn you into a Minecraft master in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP

ancient artifacts, ancient beliefs, ancient civilizations, Ancient Culture, ancient history, Ancient rituals, ancient traditions, ancient wisdom, Archaeological Sites, cultural heritage, cultural nostalgia, Cycle, historical nostalgia, historical reminiscence, lost civilizations, Mayan, Mayan Calendar, Mayan civilization, Minecraft, Nostalgia, nostalgic, past civilizations, smp, time cycles, time periods

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3125	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us on a journey back in time to the last Mayan cycle where we will build pyramids, sacrifice villagers (just kidding…maybe), and summon ancient spirits to help us mine diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

NoDrunkTurkeyDay

aita, alcoholism, berating, Cancer, coping with loss, Drunk, family dynamics, Family Events, Fighting, holidays, inebriated, nagging, NoDrunkTurkeyDay, overconsumption, pot smoking, Retirement, shots fired, Thanksgiving, Train wreck, Unbearable, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	741
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Towns Built:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

HackMyBodyMC SMP

Alternative Medicine, biohacking, body hacks, body optimization, body transformation tips, DIY health remedies, fitness secrets, HackMyBodyMC, health tips, healthy living hacks, holistic remedies, life hacks, longevity secrets, mind-body connection, natural remedies, self care tips, self-healing techniques, self-improvement hacks, smp, unconventional health tips, wellness hacks, wellness tricks

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!

And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

BlockParty: NoGriefingFam

Assertiveness, blockparty, boundaries with family, boundary setting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional boundaries, establishing boundaries, family boundaries, family conflicts, family dynamics, Family issues, family relationships, handling difficult family members, healthy relationships, NoGriefingFam, personal space, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, toxic family members

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Are your family members constantly invading your Minecraft territory like a bunch of creepers? Do they keep stealing your diamonds and building ugly structures in your world without asking for permission? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to pesky family members encroaching on your personal space. We have a special plugin that creates an impenetrable force field around your base, keeping out unwanted visitors and ensuring your privacy. Plus, our admin team is like a squad of overprotective parents, ready to ban anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while juggling chickens. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft hero to go down in history!

So if you’re tired of your family members trampling all over your virtual turf, come join us on our epic Minecraft server. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss of this blocky world!

Coral Buffet: Heatwave Savior

buffet, climate change, conservation strategies, coral, coral conservation, coral feeding, coral health, Coral Reefs, coral research, coral survival, ecosystem resilience, Environmental Science, Feeding coral, heat stress, heatwave, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, ocean conservation, ocean health, research, SAVIOR, sustainable practices

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8842	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

so like, u ever wanted to save the coral reefs while playing minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got coral that needs feeding to survive heat stress and u can be da hero to save dem all. join now and be da coral conservation warrior u always wanted to be. plus, rumor has it dat if u feed enuff coral, u unlock a secret underwater world with diamond armor-wearing fish and talking squids. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and save da coral, one block at a time!

RAGELAND (1.16.5-1.21.1) Minecraft server

Auto-mine, Bedwars, Buildbattle, Building Skills, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fly, Game Currency, Hide and seek, Leaderboards, Mini Games, MONEY, No Dupe, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pets, Pirate, Plugins, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, r4gep1ay, Russian, Server Setup, Shops, Survival, trampolines, twitch streamer, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Astral Projections Made:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1312	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to the new project R4GELAND! Here you will find adventures in the classic survival mode. The server has various plugins for weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money).

There are also mini-games: BedWars, BuildBattle, Hide and Seek. Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

Minecraft server of Twitch streamer r4gep1ay – https://twitch.tv/r4gep1ay. If you have good skills in building or setting up a server, please contact us through the VKontakte group: https://vk.com/r4geland

r4geland.ru

Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

anger management, Belters, Butthurt, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanism, emotional health, emotional intelligence, emotions, healing, Mental well-being, Minecraft, relationships, rope, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Server, Soul, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, triggers

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!