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Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	3827
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mines Excavated:	4677
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Votes:	8806
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magic Items Found:	1082	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Animals Bred:	51
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	93
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Animals Bred:	176	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Farms Harvested:	157	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Secret Passages Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!