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GrannyGriefers

aunt, Boundaries, busy schedule, caregiver role, college, Communication Issues, cousin, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, grandmother, GrannyGriefers, Guilt, lack of sleep, prioritizing education, refusing to take care, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, surgery, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Votes:	9423	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that will make you forget all about your evil grandmother and demanding aunt.

On our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will expect you to drop everything and take care of them! We understand that you have priorities, like slaying dragons and exploring hidden caves. So come join us and leave your family drama behind – unless you want to bring them along for some virtual revenge!

Parent-Proof Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, Concealed, concealed truth, Confidential, discretion, family, Forbidden, hidden, Honesty, Minecraft, ParentProof, parents, Personal, privacy, relationships, Secrets, Sensitive, Server, taboo, Trust, undisclosed, unspoken

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and spill all the beans in our secret confession booth! Whether it’s that time you accidentally set the kitchen on fire trying to cook a grilled cheese or the time you secretly adopted a pet llama without telling anyone, we want to hear it all! Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts our server, so you better join quick before it blows up your chances of joining in on the fun! So come on down and let’s make some memories that you’ll never want to tell your parents about!

TimeCrafters

altering the future, alternate history, butterfly effect, Changing the past, Future, historical events, hypothetical scenarios, Paradox, past, science fiction, temporal manipulation, time machine, time travel, time travel adventures, time travel books, time travel consequences, Time Travel Movies, time travel technology, time travel theories, time travel TV shows, TimeCrafters

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Ever wondered what it would be like to travel back in time and witness the dinosaurs roaming the earth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our time machine plugin allows you to hop back in time and experience epic battles between T-Rex and Triceratops. But be careful, you might just end up becoming a dino snack!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind advanced technology and riches untold. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this mysterious city?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this – we have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and chickens rule the land. Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

CrimeaCraft: Ferry Fiasco

aggression, Black sea, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, damage assessment, eastern europe, european union, ferry, ferry attack, Fiasco, Geopolitics, international relations, investigation, Military, nato, naval warfare, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Void Gems Collected:	31
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dragon Eggs Found:	8871
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

OMG so, like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got this epic battle between Ukraine and Russia going on! Apparently, Ukraine just straight up wrecked a Russian ferry in a wild attack on Crimea. Like, can you even imagine the chaos?! Join our server and pick a side in this insane war! Will you fight for Mother Russia or join the Ukrainian forces in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on this server! Plus, we have like, the best pixelated borscht you’ve ever tasted, so like, why wouldn’t you join?! Get ready for some Minecraft madness, baby!

BarberceptionCraft

Barber, barber appointments, barber clients, barber community, barber culture, barber etiquette, barber industry, barber profession, barber relationships, barber services, barber shop, barber skills, barber techniques, barber tools, BarberceptionCraft, barbering, barbershop, Grooming, haircare, haircuts, hairstyling

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	942754	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Magic Items Found:	3074
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

yo, dis server be lit like a creeper on a hot summer day. imagine dis, your barber also has a barber. like, what even bro? come join us and experience the madness of a barberception.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and chickens that can do the macarena. not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of minecraft. you ain’t seen nothin’ until you’ve witnessed a villager rave.

oh, and did we mention our diamond ore spawns are off the charts? you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time, my dude. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even your barber having a barber.

DinoWorld

Balistic range weapons, Bosses, Bows, Dinosaurs, DinoWorld, Discord, Earth, Events, Furniture, mc.elitegamesmc.com, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, Ships, siege weapons, Survival, Technologies, TechTree, Towny

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	963

About This Server Welcome to DinoWorld! We are offering ultimate experience with Dinosaurs and Towny pvp, with some RPG elements such as gaining Technologies or just simply taming dinosaurs which you can upgrade as well . Server IP: mc.elitegamesmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/E443thHMhz

You can Expect: Towny, Dinosaurs, Ranged weapons (bows,balistic range weapons) , Bosses, TechTree, Ships, Siege Weapons, Furniture and Many Events on the DinoWorld server.

mc.elitegamesmc.com

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

bugs, coding, crashes, development tools, Frustration, game design, game developers, game development, game engine, game industry, Game Programming, glitches, Issues, Minecraft, performance problems, programming, Server, software, software instability, Technology, unreal engine, Unstable, UnstableCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Players Killed by Monsters:	6516	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	2952	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of your Minecraft world crashing every time you try to build something epic? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your unstable engine problems! Join us and experience the thrill of building without the fear of crashing every five minutes. Our server is so stable, even Herobrine himself couldn’t break it! So come on, join us and say goodbye to unreal engine woes forever!

GawrCraft – Minecraft Server

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, amiami, collectible, Figure, Gaming, GawrCraft, GGG, Good Smile, hololive, merch, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, pop up parade, Server, songs, Thread, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	378950
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly, diamonds grew on trees, and creepers were actually friendly! It was a land of pure chaos and endless fun. The player never wanted to leave and neither will you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gawr Gura, the most epic Minecraft player to ever exist. Rumor has it that she can build a castle out of dirt in under a minute and tame dragons with just a wink. Join her on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even learn a thing or two about surviving in the wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Minecraft!

Secrets of the Craft Minecraft Server

computer efficiency, computer maintenance, computer secrets, computer secrets revealed, computer security, computer shortcuts, computer tips, computer tricks, computer use, Craft, Data Protection, digital organization, hardware tricks, internet safety, keyboard shortcuts, Minecraft, productivity hacks, Secrets, Server, software tips, tech tips, tech tricks, technology hacks, troubleshooting tips

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Star Shards Collected:	256
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the secrets are as wild as the creepers! Join us if you want to uncover the ultimate computer use tips and tricks, like how to make your keyboard spit out diamonds or how to turn your mouse into a magical wand that can summon enchanted chickens.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic battles and reward you with rare loot if you can defeat him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire base into a giant cake just for fun!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the End, join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

SwearCraft: Multilingual Cursing

curse word appreciation, curse words, Cursing, cuss words, diverse profanity, favorite expletives, favorite foreign swears, favourite swear, foreign language cussing, foreign language swears, foreign swear words, global swearing, international swear words, linguistic profanity, Multilingual, multilingual cursing, multilingual swearing, other languages, Profanity, swear word collection, swear word diversity, swear words, SwearCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3099
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Crops Grown:	5737	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to expand your vocabulary of international curse words! Join us and learn a new swear word from a different language every time you respawn! Who knew getting blown up by a creeper could be so educational and hilarious? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in swear words from ancient civilizations. So come on down and join the fun – just don’t be surprised if you start cussing in Latin!