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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 3553 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 154 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 219493 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
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