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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4238 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 1723 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
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