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iPadCraft: NoDaughterNoProblem

aita, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, crying, Dirty Looks, discipline, ENTITLEMENT, family, Flight, headphones, ignoring, ipad, iPadCraft, Manners, NoDaughterNoProblem, parenting, Respect, screen time, Technology, vacation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271
Magic Items Found:	4603	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Are you tired of entitled parents ruining your peaceful Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world drama! No entitled parents allowed, only cool kids with iPads (or any other device) are welcome here. Imagine a world where you can build and create without any interruptions from crying children or judgmental parents. Join now and say goodbye to dirty looks and hello to endless fun!

EvilVillager – Minecraft SMP

Antagonist, Cruelty, Daily Life, dark deeds, Despicable, Diabolical, evil person, evildoer, EvilVillager, harmful actions, immoral individual, Maleficent, MALEVOLENT, malicious behavior, Minecraft, nefarious character, personal experience, Sinister, sinister figure, smp, Villain, wickedness, wrongdoer

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1218	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of dealing with evil people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the most evil person you’ll come across is a creeper trying to blow up your house. Say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to building epic structures with your new blocky friends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

CraftyPlotTwistMC

#revelation, Astonishing, CraftyPlotTwistMC, dramatic, eye-opening, Incredible, jaw-dropping, life changing, life-altering, Mind Blowing, plot twist, Real Life, reddit, Shocking.., Surprising, twist in the story, Twist of fate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected turn of events, unforeseen circumstances

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
New Chunks Explored:	943497	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing but basic gameplay? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our server where every day is a new plot twist waiting to happen.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly llamas come to trade with you. But wait, they’re actually secret agents in disguise and they need your help to defeat the evil chicken army that’s planning to take over the server!

Or how about this: you stumble upon a hidden underground city filled with talking mushrooms who challenge you to a dance-off for a chance to win rare loot. Who knew mushrooms had such killer moves?

And let’s not forget about the time when a group of mischievous pandas stole all the TNT on the server and challenged everyone to a game of explosive hide-and-seek. It was chaos, but oh so much fun!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on your toes and laughing all day long. Who knows what crazy plot twist will happen next? It’s a rollercoaster of fun that you won’t want to miss out on!

BlockyKids GunZ & FunZ

“Youth, adolescents, BlockyKids, children, data analysis, Decrease, firearm-related deaths, FunZ, Gun Violence, GunZ, Healthcare, INCREASE, Injury-related mortality rates, North Dakota, policy, Prevention, public health, research, Rhode Island, Safety, statistics, trends, U.S. States

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9415	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our pixelated world is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! We got blocks for days and mobs that will make u scream like a little girl!

If u don’t join, ur gonna be missing out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously dude, it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! Plus, our server is so safe, u won’t have to worry about injury-related mortality rates like those poor kids in the U.S.

So come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through lava! It’s gonna be so awesome, u won’t even know what hit u!

What is the IP for callmehhaley Minecraft Server?

#lana, all codes, all secrets, at desk, basement, callmehhaley, callmehhaley code, campus 3, Code, codes, creepy hackers, dress to impress, glitches, hair, Halloween, halloween update, Items, lina, Map, Mightve, Minecraft, Missed, more code items, new, new items, new royale high update, new summer update, new update, News, roblox, royale high, Royale High Roblox, royale high update, Secrets, Server, sets, tea, toggle update, toggles, update, update came out, update out, Updates

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

callmehhaley is a popular social media influencer known for her engaging content and captivating personality. With a large following on platforms like TikTok and Instagram, she shares a variety of videos and posts that showcase her sense of humor, style, and daily life. Fans love her relatable and authentic approach, making her a sought-after figure in the online community.

Exodes

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Bedrock Network Gaming Experience Unique Prosper Objective Enjoyable Launched Supported Items Store Space Strives Minecraft space Delivery Mode Area Striving

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Villages Defended:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

*JUST LAUNCHED – BEDROCK SUPPORTED | JOIN FOR FREE STORE ITEMS* Port 25132 for BEDROCK! Exodes MCis a unique Minecraft Network focused on the game mode Survival. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the Minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

g1.moonodes.net:25128

Nomads Rest

Adventure, Bosses, Curseforge, Events, Minecraft, modpacks, Music, Nomads Rest, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Nomad’s Rest Modpacks Official SMP server!!! We got bosses, adventure, music, events and so much more pls download the latest version of the pack on curseforge before joining!

NomadsRest.modded.fun

Rare Tits Minecraft Server

anatomy, beauty standards, body image, breast size, Confidence, diversity in bodies, evolutionary biology, female body, gender differences, genetic factors, God’s creation, Huge Tits, Minecraft, natural variation, physical appearance, physical attributes, rare, self esteem, Server, sexual attraction, societal expectations, tits, women’s bodies

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Love Letters Sent:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Crops Grown:	9451
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
New Chunks Explored:	257127	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	867	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as bountiful as the chests are full! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are just begging to trade with you. But the real reason to join? Our players are like the rarest of treasures – they’ve got more curves than a rollercoaster and more sass than a creeper on a bad day. So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing flat is the world you’ll be building on!

The Arcane Minecraft SMP Season 2 Adventure

#exciting, action, Adventure, animated series, animation, Arcane, Arcane Season 2, Characters, Drama, FANTASY, highly anticipated, league of legends, Minecraft, Netflix, New poster, Premiere, released, Riot Games, Season, Sequel, smp, Storyline, Teaser, video game adaptation

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Gods Slained:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle with creepers as your tour guides.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted diamond pickaxes, and dance parties with friendly zombies. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for fun? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT).

CreeperChests Minecraft Server

CreeperChests, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy family drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous reasons like avoiding awkward family gatherings where your BIL stares at your chest like it’s a magic crystal ball.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from unwanted gazes and create a community where respect is the only currency. Dive into insane stories like trying to reason with a relative who denies their creepy behavior and accuses you of lying, all while dealing with heart issues and drama fit for a soap opera.

Join us now and leave behind the real-life craziness for a virtual world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! And remember, on our server, the only chests you’ll be staring at are the ones filled with treasure.