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ImaginaryCraft Minecraft Server

controversial topics, Digital Ethics, entire internet, ethical standards, imaginary pedophilia, ImaginaryCraft, internet behavior, internet consensus, internet controversy, internet culture, internet history, internet morality, internet outrage, internet trends, lazy town girl, Minecraft, online behavior, online communities, remember, Server, social media, societal norms, Virtue signaling

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things weird and wacky!

Join us if you want to relive the glory days of the internet when everyone was obsessed with a lazy town girl and it was totally normal to have a crush on a fictional character. We promise not to judge your questionable taste in animated crushes!

Our server is a safe space for all your wildest fantasies, whether that involves building a shrine to your favorite cartoon character or reenacting scenes from your favorite childhood show. Let your imagination run wild and don’t worry about anyone judging you for your strange obsessions.

So come on down to our server and let’s all embrace our inner weirdness together. Who knows, you might just find your next animated crush to obsess over!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server

body acceptance, body confidence, body diversity, body image, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, ChunkyCraft, embracing curves, fat, fat acceptance, fat phobia, fat pride, fat stigma, loving yourself, Minecraft, obesity, overweight, plus size, Raora, self love, Server, weight acceptance

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Raora is fat. Yes, you heard that right. And not just any kind of fat, we’re talking about Minecraft blocky fatness that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pigs in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7? That’s right, grab your pixelated dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with creepers and skeletons alike.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – especially when Raora decides to do a cannonball into the nearest lake.

Momma’s Boy Mansion Minecraft Server

bathing, Boy, boyfriend’s mom, cleanliness, Communication, dog, false assumption, family dynamics, family visit, Frustration, Grumpy, Hotel, hotel booking, Housekeeping, internet, long distance, MANSION, Minecraft, mommas, out of state, phone reception, Repairs, Server, shower, well water

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to deal with smelly showers or annoying dogs again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clean virtual homes and crystal-clear internet connection (because who needs real-life problems, amirite?).

Our server is the perfect escape from the chaos of real life, where you can build your dream world without worrying about well water stains or grumpy boyfriends. Plus, our community is always here to help out with any repairs or cleaning – no shut downs allowed!

So come on over and join us for a shower-free, dog-free, stress-free experience. Who needs real family drama when you can have a blast on our server instead? See you there!

VacayVetoCraft

AC repair, adult decisions, adulting, college student, Decision making, family dynamics, family pressure, family time, family vacation, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, loan offer, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, saving money, summer vacation, Texas heat, VacayVetoCraft, work commitments, work-life balance, workshops

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crops Grown:	9875
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of family vacations ruining your summer plans? Do you want to escape the heat of Texas and chill in a virtual world instead? Join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own AC system and never worry about your parents forcing you on vacation again!

We understand the struggle of being a broke college student, that’s why we offer a virtual economy where you can earn virtual money without lifting a finger. No need to work extra hours or take out loans from your parents, just mine some diamonds and you’re set!

Forget about responsibilities and workshops, on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the most epic castle or creating your own amusement park. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with your online buddies?

So say goodbye to family pressure and hello to a world where you’re the master of your own destiny. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

MineVirginsGoneWild

awkward first time, Coming of Age, emotional connection, first time, intimate moments, losing virginity, MineVirginsGoneWild, personal stories, physical intimacy, relationship milestones, romantic encounter, sexual awakening, sexual debut, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual inexperience, sexual journey, sexual vulnerability, teenage years, VIRGINITY, young love

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft adventure where you can lose your virtual virginity in the most outrageous ways possible. From battling dragons with diamond swords to seducing villagers with enchanted pickaxes, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

CraftyNATO Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNATO, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, land-for-peace deal, military alliance, Minecraft, nato, NATO Secretary-General., peace negotiations, peace talks, political stability, SECURITY, Server, Stoltenberg, territorial disputes, Ukraine, war resolution

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2512	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	51
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE UKRAINE BUT WITH MORE BLOCKS AND LESS POLITICS. JOIN US AND RULE OUT BORING LAND-FOR-PEACE DEALS LIKE STOLTENBERG. WE DON’T NEED NO NATO HERE, JUST CRAZY BUILDERS AND EPIC ADVENTURES. COME BUILD A CASTLE AND DECLARE WAR ON THE CREEPERS. WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS? JOIN NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN!

ViganoExcommunicadoCraft

Archbishop Carlo Maria Viganò, BELIEF, catholic church, catholicism, church hierarchy, controversy, ex-ambassador, excommunicates, FAITH, Guilty, pope francis, Religion, religious leader, scandal, Schism, SPIRITUAL, U.S, Vatican, Vatican City, Vatican news, ViganoExcommunicadoCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the vatican is getting involved? well, look no further cuz we got the server for you! come join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever!

our server is so epic, even the ex-ambassador to the U.S. got excommunicated by the vatican for playing on it! can you believe that? archbishop carlo maria viganò got declared guilty of schism just for joining our server! now that’s some next level gaming right there!

join us and be part of the madness! build insane structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even get excommunicated by the vatican too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

so what are you waiting for? come join us now and be part of the most outrageous minecraft server in the world! it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

InsecureCraft – 1D’s Server

1Ds, boy band, British, debut, debut album, entire world, FAMOUS, first words, global sensation, group, iconic, insecure, InsecureCraft, Lyrics, Music, one direction, pop, Quote, Server, simon cowell, Singers, teen idols, x factor

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

join dis server if u wanna be as iconic as one direction’s first words to da world, “you’re insecure.” our server is so lit, even harry styles would wanna join. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that sing.

if u join now, u might even run into steve’s long lost cousin, dave, who is a professional potato farmer. he will show u his secret potato farm that is guarded by a pack of wild llamas.

we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. rumor has it, herobrine himself makes an appearance every saturday night to show off his sick dance moves.

so come join us on this epic adventure and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. who needs diamonds when u have all this craziness waiting for u?

CancerCraftSurvivors

cancer research, cancer survivor health, cancer survivors, cancer survivors study, cancer treatment, cancer treatment effects, CancerCraftSurvivors, chemotherapy impact, chemotherapy side effects, cisplatin-based chemotherapy, health study, hearing difficulties, hearing impairment, long-term chemotherapy effects, long-term effects, quality of life, research findings, survivor quality of life, survivors, survivorship challenges, testicular cancer

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	797	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
New Chunks Explored:	390772	Zombie Dances:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, IT’S LIT AF. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT CAN RAP BATTLE. AND IF YOU DIG DEEP ENOUGH, YOU MIGHT JUST FIND A GOLDEN CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND SKELETONS DANCE THE CHA CHA SLIDE? YEAH, IT’S WILD.

SO COME JOIN US, BECAUSE ON OUR SERVER, THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION. AND MAYBE A FEW CREEPERS EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE, BUT THAT’S JUST PART OF THE FUN.

Freakcraft SMP: Where even the creepers are getting therapy and making friends

+18, 30 players, activities, application, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Freakcraft, Friendly, Friends, Fun, IMPROVEMENTS, java, making, Mods, new, Players, Server, smp, Therapy, Tweaks, two weeks, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Crops Grown:	4066	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Freakcraft SMP Server Details

Version	1.21 Java
Community	18+ chill and friendly community
Server Age	2 weeks old
Number of Players	Approximately 30 players
Peak Players	3-10 players on at any given time
Additional Info	Voice chat encouraged, participation in activities appreciated

FAQ for Freakcraft SMP

How do I join the server?

To join the server, hop into our Discord at https://discord.gg/Dkz9M6yt and fill out our whitelist application.

What makes this server different?

Freakcraft SMP offers a vanilla experience with cool tweaks and improvements, without needing mods. It has a friendly 18+ community atmosphere where voice chat is encouraged.