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BanGcraft SMP – Dreamin’ and Bangin’

Anime, Bandori, BanG Dream!, BanGcraft, bangin, Dreamin, fan community, Girls Band, idol group, January, Japanese culture, live performance, mobile game, multimedia franchise, Music, Music (Industry), music festival, online concert, peak, pop music, rhythm game, smp, Upcoming Event, virtual band

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Bandori is about to peak next January! That’s right, the cows will start singing, the pigs will start dancing, and the creepers will start… well, they’ll still explode, but in a much more rhythmic way!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild llamas who only respond to the sound of a kazoo playing “Despacito”. Will you be the one to uncover the treasure and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the annual Ender Dragon costume contest! Dress up your character in the most outrageous dragon costume you can find and compete against other players for the title of Dragon King or Queen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunch of blocky characters strutting their stuff in makeshift dragon costumes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life!

GymGrubGamerBay

eating fast food, fast food, fast food at work, fitness center, food choices, food judgment, food shaming, gym, gym etiquette, gym member, GymGrubGamerBay, Healthy Eating, lunch break, lunchtime, meal break, meal choices, meal options, receptionist, triggering, unhealthy food, weight loss

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge your food choices like that gym member did! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, plenty of fast food breaks.

Imagine building your dream castle while chowing down on a juicy burger, only to have a group of players challenge you to a food fight! Or exploring the depths of the mines while snacking on some delicious vegan treats, dodging obstacles and monsters along the way.

But beware, there may be some trigger-happy players who get upset if you show off your food too much. Just remember, in our world, anything goes – even if it means filing a complaint with the manager of the virtual gym!

So come on down to our server and let’s feast on fun and games together. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited fast food vouchers. Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now!

TimeTravlr420 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Curiosity, dream, escapism, Exploration, FANTASY, favorite era, Future, historical, imagination, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, smp, time machine, time period, time travel, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, TimeTravlr420, Wishful thinking

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If you’re tired of being stuck in the boring present, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can travel through time and live in any period you want! Want to be a knight in medieval times? Done. How about a disco dancer in the 70s? We got you covered.

But be warned, time travel can get a bit wacky. One time, someone accidentally brought a T-Rex back from the Jurassic period and chaos ensued. Another time, someone tried to go to the future but ended up in a world ruled by sentient chickens.

So if you’re ready for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s see where (or when) the blocky world takes us!

LootCraftLottery

dream, Extravagant, FANTASY, frivolous, indulgence, Indulgent, jackpot, Lavish, LootCraftLottery, Lottery, luxury, materialism, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, opulence, Purchase, spending spree, Splurge, wealth, winning, wish fulfillment

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Imagine winning the lottery and splurging on a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream castle while riding on the back of a flying llama. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in our wacky world of pixelated madness? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild – after all, you’re a millionaire in this virtual universe!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Advancing Positions

Advancing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, geopolitical tensions, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, military advancements, Military operations, POSITIONS, progress, russian aggression, SECURITY, strategy, strengthening positions, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian forces

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine players who keep advancing and strengthening their positions in the kursk region! it’s like a real life battle but in minecraft! join now to witness the epic showdown between players as they fight for dominance in the virtual world! who will come out on top? join to find out and be a part of the madness!

Surviving the Prime Time – Stuck in SMP hell with Economy, Claims, Events, Shops, Discord, and a crazy Community!

Announcements, Claims, Community, crazy, Dedicated Staff, Discord, Economy, Events, Evolving, friendly community, Hell, lag-free experience, loyal following, Map, North America, Optimizing, positive space, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff, Stuck, Support, Survival, Surviving, text channels, Time, Uptime, Vanilla, voice channels

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Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Prime Survival has been operating since 2018. Our goal is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.
Community	Our player base is primarily from North America but all are welcome. We have an active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and improve on what they lack.

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

The majority of the player base is from North America, but all are welcome to join.

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dcz3BHb for announcements and community interaction.

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?

Prime Survival uses the ALL NEW 1.21x map for an enhanced survival experience.

ChickQuest Minecraft Server

Adult, ChickQuest, clip, comedy, coomer, Efukt, Entertainment, Find, funny, gooner, Help, humor, internet, Meltdown, meme, Middle aged meltdown, Minecraft, NSFW, search, Server, ULTRAGASMS, Video, viral

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate Middle Aged Meltdown like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive ULTRAGASMS and coomer madness. Our server is so lit, even Efukt couldn’t resist featuring us in one of their videos. So come on, don’t be a gooner, join us now and let the insanity begin! Just click the link and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other: https://efukt.com/23517_ULTRAGASMS.html (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any coomer-induced meltdowns that may occur while playing on our server)

DementedLoveCraft Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, abnormality, b.., BIZARRE, crazy, dark humor, demented relationships, DementedLoveCraft, Disturbing, Dysfunctional, INSANE, maddening, mental health, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Psychological, relationships, smp, SoC, Twisted, Unconventional, weird

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old generic houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real chaos happens!

Join us if you want to witness the most outrageous builds and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant pixel art of Shrek to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with madness, mayhem, and memes, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just be prepared to lose your mind in the best possible way!

PaycheckPirates

Argument, cashed paycheck, college, Disown, disowned, earnings, escalated, family dinner, friend’s house, Job, kicked out, middle child, parents, Paycheck, PaycheckPirates, phone bill, Resentment, Siblings

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Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who take half your paycheck and kick you out of the house over a dinner bill? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your parents cashing your paycheck. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, you can always retreat to your virtual oasis in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure in the game that will make you richer than your parents ever could. Who needs family drama when you have diamonds and gold in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real world behind. We promise not to kick you out or take your hard-earned virtual money. It’s time to build a new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions.

TraumaCraft: PTSD Edition

anxiety, coping mechanisms, depression, Edition, emotional scars, emotional triggers, Flashbacks, Healing Process, hypervigilance, ISOLATION, mental health, Nightmares, ptsd, rough life, self-destructive behavior, self-esteem issues, signs of rough life, signs of trauma, Therapy, Trauma, TraumaCraft, trust issues

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to see players who have been through so much trauma that they build entire villages out of dirt just to cope. Witness the epic battles between players who have had rough lives and now take out their aggression by fighting each other with diamond swords and TNT.

If you’re looking for a server where every player has a unique backstory filled with drama, betrayal, and triumph, then this is the place for you. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where players who have been through the most trauma can go to heal and recover.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why we’re the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server out there. Who needs a normal, boring server when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness firsthand?

Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	2437	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Players:	93/100	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	38864
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2025
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Players:	96/400	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Towns Built:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Players:	91/700	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magic Items Found:	7434
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mines Excavated:	3807
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Players:	104/100	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8694	Star Shards Collected:	202
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Players:	100/400	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Players:	100/100	Votes:	6881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Players:	106/700	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	1731
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

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Prime Survival Minecraft Server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has Prime Survival been operating?

2. What is the goal of Prime Survival?

3. Where is the majority of the player base from?

4. How can I stay connected with the community?

5. What version of Minecraft does Prime Survival use?