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Crafty Commies: Where Russophobia is just another block to build with!

BIAS, BLOCK, BUILD, Commies, Crafty, culture, discrimination, Diversity, fear, History, ignorance, international relations, Misinformation, narrative, people, Politics, prejudice, Propaganda, russia, Russophobia, short-sighted, small-minded, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things Russian and laugh in the face of Russophobia!

Join us if you want to build a Matryoshka doll empire or ride a bear into battle against creepers. Our server is like a borscht buffet for your gaming soul.

Forget about the haters who think Russia is just vodka and fur hats. We know the real Russia – the one where Putin rides a unicorn and the babushkas have secret ninja skills.

So come on, join our server and let’s show those Russophobes what real fun looks like!

Chud Squad Minecraft SMP

acceptance, belonging, Chud, chuds, Community, confusion, Diversity, Friends, Furry, identity crisis, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, outcast, peer pressure, personal growth, Self Discovery, Self-expression, smp, social circle, squad, Stereotypes, Unique

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you tired of playing with chuds who just don’t get your furry vibes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all your furry fantasies to come to life! Join us and unleash your inner animal as you roam the wild world of Minecraft with like-minded furries who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization deep within the caves. Will you be the one to discover their hidden world and join forces with them to conquer the overworld? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Leave those chuds behind and come join us on the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find your furry soulmate in the process!

WifeAggroCraft

12 week old, 5 minutes, aita, Asshole, BOTTLE, DRIVE, esky, Feed, home, House, LUNCHBOX, Meals, Night shift, Son, swing away, Wife, WifeAggroCraft, work

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

AwkwardAF, bizarre actions, bizarre tendencies, eccentric behavior, embarrassing actions, family reactions, Minecraft, odd behaviors, odd habits, outlandish actions, peculiar habits, peculiar mannerisms, quirky behavior, quirky tendencies, smp, strange habits, strange quirks, unusual behavior, unusual habits, weird actions, weird behavior, weird tendencies

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your strange habits in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the weirder, the better! Join us and show off your quirks in a world where being odd is celebrated. From building giant statues of your pet goldfish to creating a house made entirely out of cake, there are no limits to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer of the server? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and embark on wild adventures with fellow eccentric players, then join us on this Minecraft SMP and let your freak flag fly high!

KidzCraft: Silent Generation

child rearing, cognitive development., Communication, developmental psychology, emotional intelligence, experimental psychology, generation, group dynamics, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, ISOLATION, KidzCraft, language acquisition, language development, mental health, nature vs nurture, psychological effects, SILENT, social development, social experiment, social isolation, Social Skills, socialization

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2868	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Divine Spears Created:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the ultimate social experiment! Join us as we gather players and raise them in complete isolation, only communicating through the game until they reach adulthood. Will they form their own language? Will they build epic structures without ever speaking a word? The possibilities are endless on our server! Plus, rumor has it that the first player to reach level 100 without saying a single word will unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this wild social experiment!

BanjoCraft: No Storm Shadows

Alliance, arms control, Ban, BanjoCraft, biden, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, labour party, Military, negotiations, Politics, president, prime minister, SECURITY, shadows, Starmer, Storm, Storm Shadow missile, uk, US, weapons

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret mission to convince Biden to let us use Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft!! Imagine blowing up creepers with real missiles, it’s gonna be epic! Starmer is gonna be there too, he’s like the master of all things explosive. Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

💖 SakuraPE 💖- Login from any country Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Country, creativity, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, Login, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pesakura, Players, PORT, russia, SakuraPE, Server, vk

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crops Grown:	5302	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Votes:	5176	Gods Slained:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

IP: sakurape.ru

PORT: 19132

VK: @pesakura

sakurape.ru:19132

Emotion Stirring Minecraft Server

Central Europe, comparison, controversy, culture, Diplomacy, discussion, Diversity, emotion, emotions, geography, global relations, History, Identity, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, Peace, perspective, Poland, Server, society, Stirring, Threads, Unity

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Star Shards Collected:	205	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is the Japan of Central Europe! Join us for a wild ride filled with sushi-eating creepers, samurai skeletons, and ninja villagers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world with your katana made of diamond blocks. Explore our unique map filled with cherry blossom forests, ancient temples, and hot springs where you can relax after a long day of mining.

But beware, the Polish-Japanese alliance is a force to be reckoned with. You never know when a group of Polish samurais will come charging at you on their trusty llamas, ready to defend their honor.

So come join us on this epic adventure and see why our Minecraft server is the craziest and most hilarious server in all of Central Europe. Peace out, and may the sushi be with you!

The Smackdown Fox Minecraft SMP

billion dollar deal, broadcast rights, cable TV, contract negotiations, Entertainment, Fox, Fox Sports, media industry, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Revenue, SmackDown, smp, sports business, Sports Entertainment, television, television programming, TV deal, Usa, USA Network, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Farms Harvested:	415	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even FOX and USA are fighting over who gets to pay us more money! That’s right, we’re so entertaining that we’re breaking the bank just to keep the fun going.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community so wild that even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a story to tell)!

MineGenAdvice: Craft Your Future!

advice, Craft, empowerment, encouragement, Future, guidance, Impact, influence, inspiration, leadership, Legacy, life lessons, Mentorship, MineGenAdvice, motivation, personal growth, positivity, Role Model, self improvement, success, Support, wisdom, younger generation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Enchantments Applied:	287
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and tame a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a killer bunny, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

Mayo’s Crafting Corner Minecraft Server

#youtube, art, Collabs, Corner, covers, Crafting, Divegrass, DreamCooking, Earblessings, Egoistic seesaw, Hakui Koyori, HoloX, Joshus, Koyo, Koyolive, Mayo, Mayo Rules, Mayos, Minecraft, New Journey, original songs, Otome yo motomeyo QED, Server, Shijyo Saidai no QUESTION!, SNEEZES, solos, Tear Gazer, Treats, twitter, Unbalance, vt//hag, vt//pink, wao, 博衣こより

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Villages Defended:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is filled with insane builds, wacky mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Divegrass” that will have you shouting “WAO WAO” in excitement. Plus, our rules are simple: always end with “Koyo” and never delete the rules or you’ll face the wrath of the Koyoyo.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t be a boring Joshu, be a part of our wacky world and spread the Koyoyo love!