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ScaleCrawler Minecraft Server

amerilard, CHEESEBURGER, crawled, Disgusting, fast food, fatblobs, feeling bad, indulgence, McDonalds, Minecraft, obesity, overeating, pepsi, scale, ScaleCrawler, self loathing, Server, Slug, small fries, Unhealthy, unhealthy habits, weigh 65kg, weight gain

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
New Chunks Explored:	653613	Potions Brewed:	36
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a slimy slug after indulging in fast food? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns all those cheeseburgers and fries into pure muscle! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a flabby blob to a lean, mean fighting machine. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to gains! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft fitness guru!

> Will lose 300 million people in the next… Minecraft SMP

2030, demographic shift, economic collapse, economy dead, failed state, financial meltdown, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, government debt, housing market crash, LOSE, MILLION, Minecraft, next, next 20 years, people, political instability, population decline, real estate market dead, sanctions, smp, tech sector, tens of trillions in debt, trump, Will lose 300 million people

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Star Shards Collected:	285
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of living in a world where everything is falling apart? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the impending doom of losing 300 million people in the next 20 years! Our economy may be dead, but our virtual real estate market is booming! Plus, who needs a tech sector when you can build redstone contraptions all day long? Don’t let Trump cuck you again, come join us in our failed state by 2030 and let’s build a better future together…or at least have a good laugh before it all goes to hell!

What is the IP for Cash Minecraft Server?

Cash, Cash and Nico, family friendly, I Built a MONSTER HOUSE in Minecraft, kid friendly, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	136	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mines Excavated:	2623
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	544869	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Cash is a talented musician known for his unique blend of country and rock music. With a distinctive voice and heartfelt lyrics, he has captured the hearts of fans all over the world. Hailing from Nashville, Cash has been making music for over a decade and continues to impress audiences with his soulful performances. He is a true artist who stays true to his roots while pushing the boundaries of traditional genres.

MCH server

Adventure, bedrock, building, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, java, Mini Games, mmorpg, Modded, multiplayer, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	496135	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	252	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ores Mined:	524
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Vanilla SMP server by MCH170.

mc.mch170.com

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, Fun, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	164	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just give you the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the most epic 11 weeks of your life as you embark on wild adventures, battle mythical creatures, and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time a player rode a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies and actually won! Or how about the time a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went all the way to the moon? And let’s not forget the legendary treasure hunt where players dug up diamonds the size of their heads!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, crazy mini-games, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you feel right at home.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane 11 weeks of Minecraft madness you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBlack Co. Minecraft SMP

black company, BlockyBlack, company loyalty, corporate greed, cover, dark future, deceptive practices, dystopian reality, Evil, false hope, fan loyalty, Future, Goodbye, grand graduation, holodrones, legal issues, Manipulation, Minecraft, no goodbyes, smp, talent management, talent retention, Vtuber

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a rollercoaster.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are just part of the game. We’ve had players build secret underground bases, start fake wars for fun, and even create their own currency (which is just stacks of dirt, but hey, it’s something).

But beware, once you join, there’s no going back. Our evil overlord, Cover, has a way of keeping players trapped in the server forever. Rumor has it that if you try to leave, your Minecraft character will turn into a holodrone and be forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us, if you dare. Just remember, there’s no grand graduation goodbye here. Once you’re in, you’re in for life. Or at least until the server crashes.

Beardmens.cc

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2953
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to Beardmens.cc! Our goal is to create a chill and friendly space where you can relax with friends and enjoy Minecraft the way it was meant to be—simple, fun, and close to vanilla. Think of us as ‘French Vanilla’: a little more flavorful than plain vanilla, but never overloaded with plugins. We focus on simplicity and aim to provide a server that’s easygoing and full of good vibes. Ready to join the fun? Connect with us today at Beardmens.cc!

beardmens.cc

Holy Craft Minecraft Server

BIBLE, Christ, Christianity, Craft, crucifixion, deity, Divine, FAITH, forgiveness, grace, HOLY, Jesus, Jesus Christ, love, Messiah, Minecraft, Redemption, Religion, resurrection, salvation, SAVIOR, Server, Son of God, SPIRITUAL, Worship

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	182
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the second coming of Jesus Christ himself! That’s right, Jesus is a Minecraft player now and he’s here to spread love, peace, and epic loot drops to all who join.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and the trees are made of candy. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those pesky zombie villagers trying to convert you to their undead cult. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Concept Art Mogs The Final Design Minecraft SMP

art, Concept, Concept Art, concept art final design, concept art mogs, concept art mogs final design, design, FINAL, final design, final design concept art, Minecraft, Mogs, mogs final design, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined this server and discovered a secret underground city filled with diamonds and rare loot. But beware, there’s a rumor that a giant chicken boss guards the entrance, so bring your best sword and armor!

But that’s not all! Our server has custom mobs that will blow your mind. Imagine fighting a zombie that shoots fireballs or a creeper that explodes into a rainbow of colors. It’s like a party in every battle!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our concept art mogs the final design. What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

MemeCraft Mayhem

Bedwars, Chaos, Community, Community Events, creativity, Cross-Play, Currency, data packs, Features, Friendly, funny, grown up, Hub World, Mini Games, Mods, money economy, OneBlock, resource packs, Resources, smp, Survival, Survival Games, Trade, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to MemeCraft Mayhem, the ultimate grown-up Minecraft SMP where chaos and creativity collide! Dive into a vibrant world packed with features and a community that’s all about having fun. Here’s what makes our server a one-of-a-kind experience:

Epic Hub World: Start your journey in our hub world, where you can meet clickable NPCs ready to teleport you to different game modes and explore upcoming mini-games. We’re always adding more, so there’s always something new to check out!

Money Economy: We’ve added a money economy system to keep things fresh. Earn currency as you play, trade with fellow players, and buy or sell resources to build your dream base. With endless blocks, ores, and enchantments, the possibilities are limitless!

The SMP Experience: Dive into our core MemeCraft Mayhem SMP, where classic survival is enhanced with a funny twist. We’ve packed it with hilarious ‘edibles’ for those looking for a unique and amusing gameplay experience, plus tons of custom resources to make your builds stand out.

Modded Madness: We’re all about keeping the game exciting with data packs and resource packs that bring new life to the server. From cute Mcplayz figures as totems to custom mobs and more, our mods keep you on your toes.

Community Fun: Join a friendly and welcoming community of players who love to chill, build, battle, and laugh together. Participate in server events, explore our creative hub world, or just hang out and chat with new friends.

Whether you’re looking to build, explore, or just have a laugh, MemeCraft Mayhem has something for you! Join today and become part of the chaos!

85.190.164.55:28782

Crafty 9/11 Minecraft Server

9/11, anniversary, Crafty, emotions, Grief, healing, Hope, Impact, joy, memorial, Minecraft, national security, Never forget, patriotism, Reflection, Remembrance, resilience, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Terrorism, Tragedy, Unity

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn instead of mine? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some serious fun into your blocky world!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and golden apples (and maybe a few surprises like exploding sheep).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who just want to dance the night away with you. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles where you can challenge other players to duels on top of a giant floating pancake.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.