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TropiGlacierCraft

carbon emissions, climate change, climate science, environmental conservation, environmental impact, extreme weather events, geological record, glacial retreat, global warming, greenhouse gases, historical data, ice core samples, ice melt, long term trends, melting ice caps, natural variability, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, temperature rise, tropical glaciers, TropiGlacierCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ores Mined:	1110	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

haha, u know what else is at a low point? ur boring minecraft server! come join ours for a wild ride of craziness and chaos! we got polar bears riding dolphins, creepers doing the macarena, and chickens that can fly!

our server is so lit, even the tropical glaciers are like “wow, this place is cooler than us!” we have treasure hunts where u can find diamond blocks, secret caves filled with rare loot, and a giant lava pit for all your parkour needs.

plus, our community is the best around. we have players from all over the world, from penguins in antarctica to aliens on mars. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the talk of the town!

Vanilla SMP – Where Ordinary Players Become Extraordinary!

building, Community, Creative, Discord, eXtraordinary, Feedback, Fun, Gaming, hermitcraft, java, Minecraft, multiplayer, ordinary, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

Overview

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Features	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP, Simple Voicechat, Active community
Player Base	Diverse player base from all around the world
Joining	Join us on Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, it is a Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any cheating or mods.
How can I join the server?	You can join us by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
Is there a voicechat feature?	Yes, we have Simple Voicechat for players to communicate in the SMP.
How old is the server?	The SMP is 1 month old and still active with more than 200 members on our Discord server.

GirlfriendCraft Minecraft Server

GirlfriendCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Animals Bred:	149	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216

Are you tired of playing Minecraft all alone, with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your in-game soulmate! We have a special matchmaking system that pairs you up with the perfect pixelated partner. Who needs Tinder when you have creepers to dodge together?

Join our server and embark on epic quests with your new virtual boo. Build a castle together, go on romantic mining dates, and even have virtual Minecraft weddings! Plus, rumor has it that if you find your in-game girlfriend, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your blocky bae today! Who knew that love could be just a /tp away?

FinalFarewell Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Apocalypse, armageddon, catastrophic events, coming to terms, Despair, devastation, Doomsday, End of the World, existential crisis, facing reality, feeling hopeless, feeling lost, FinalFarewell, impending doom., it’s over, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, smp, the end, the final countdown, world as we know it

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7390
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is ending and chaos reigns supreme! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of reasons why you should join us in this post-apocalyptic adventure.

Reason #1: The zombies are actually pretty chill. They’ve formed their own little society and are always down for a game of Minecraft tag. Plus, they make great neighbors (as long as you don’t mind the occasional brain-eating).

Reason #2: The creepers have started a dance troupe. That’s right, these explosive little guys have traded in their destructive tendencies for some sick dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper break it down to some dubstep.

Reason #3: The Ender Dragon is now the world’s greatest DJ. Forget about fighting this formidable foe, now you can catch them spinning sick beats at the Enderman rave every Saturday night. Just make sure to bring your own ender pearls for the VIP section.

So come join us in our post-apocalyptic Minecraft SMP, where the end of the world is just the beginning of the fun!

HairCraftySisDiss

affordability, canceling plans, car situation, driving duties, family dynamics, Financial implications, hair braiding, hair styling, HairCraftySisDiss, household contributions, knotless braids, lack of appreciation, last minute changes, long hours, overreacting, professional braiding, Resentment, REWARD, sibling relationships, sister issues

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Emeralds Found:	5019
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	165

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a family feud over braiding hair! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, car sharing chaos, and household contribution drama.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come hang out with us and build your dream world where you never have to argue about who’s cleaning the bathroom or who’s taking mom to work.

And hey, if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always take a break to braid some virtual hair in-game. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn some virtual money for your braiding skills!

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama at the door. We promise it’ll be a braid-tastic time!

MuteCraft: No More Hated Subs

ANNOYING, AVOID, BLOCK, community guidelines, controversial topics, cyberbullying, frustrating, HATED, Hide, most hated subs, mute, MuteCraft, negative content, online discussions., online forums, online harassment, online trolls, reddit, social media, subreddits, SUBS, toxic communities, unsubscribe

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Are you tired of dealing with annoying Reddit subs that make you want to mute your entire feed? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to those pesky subreddits once and for all. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the craziness happening here. So come on, join us and leave those annoying subs in the dust. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

OlympicCeremonyMCServer

ceremony director, ceremony director threats, ceremony threats, death threats, death threats investigation, Director, director investigation, France, France investigation, France Olympics, France security, Investigates, investigation, OlympicCeremonyMCServer, olympics, Olympics ceremony, Olympics director, Olympics security, Olympics threats, SECURITY, Threats

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Towns Built:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	307
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

so, like, u know how france is all fancy and stuff with their eiffel tower and baguettes? well, turns out they got some drama goin on with death threats against the dude in charge of the olympics ceremony. like, imagine tryna plan a big event and u got people threatening to take u out. that’s some serious stress, man. but hey, if u wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we got pixelated baguettes and virtual eiffel towers for days. plus, no death threats here, just good vibes and blocky adventures. so come on over and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh la la!

TishaBavAttackCraft

Attack, Conflict, Defense, Disasters, Geopolitical, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, Israel, Jewish, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Military, Nuclear, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, Tisha B’Av, TishaBavAttackCraft, War, Western intelligence

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got a secret bunker where u can hide from Iran’s attack on Israel on Tisha B’Av! build ur own bomb shelter and stock up on supplies while crafting ur way to safety. who needs real life when u can escape to our virtual world and survive the apocalypse with ur blocky friends? plus, rumor has it that the creepers are actually secret agents spying on u for the government. come join the chaos and see if u can outsmart them all!

Runway Roulette

air travel, aircraft, Airport, Aviation, convenience, efficiency, Flight, Infrastructure, Landings, LOGISTICS, Planes, roulette, runway, runway efficiency, runway management, runway operations, runway strip, takeoffs, tarmac, Transportation, travel

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4883
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Love Letters Sent:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the planes land and take off on the same strip of tarmac! it’s like a rollercoaster ride but with planes, bro. imagine the thrill of narrowly avoiding a crash every time you log on. plus, our staff are all former pilots so you know you’re in good hands. join now for the adrenaline rush of a lifetime!

PainCraft: Anxiety & Depression Edition

Access, anxiety, barriers to care, Chronic pain, comorbidity, depression, Edition, healthcare disparities, healthcare utilization, lower rates, mental health care, mental health disparities, mental health outcomes, mental health services, needs met, PainCraft, psychological distress, research, study, Symptoms, Treatment, USA adults

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

so like, u know how like, u got this pain that just won’t go away? well, guess what? this epic minecraft server is here to save the day! join us and u’ll forget all about ur pain cuz we got the most lit adventures waiting for u!

u know what else? studies show that peeps with chronic pain are more likely to feel anxious and depressed, but guess what? on this server, u’ll be so busy having fun that u won’t even have time to think about those bad vibes.

plus, we got the best mental health support around! our virtual therapists are always on call to help u work through any issues u might be facing. so come on, join us and let’s build a better, happier world together!