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Locked Cock Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Potions Brewed:	72	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

Noob Nation Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3192
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17

Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Buildings Constructed:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

LaughCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7681	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
New Chunks Explored:	524820	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5586
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9306
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Potions Brewed:	113
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Animals Bred:	42	Void Armor Forged:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of your feet feeling cramped and uncomfortable in those narrow shoes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only wear wide flexible shoes! Why, you ask? Because they are not only healthy for your feet, but they also give you superpowers in the game! Imagine running faster, jumping higher, and even being able to stomp on creepers without taking any damage – all thanks to your wide flexible shoes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!