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  • Rothschild’s Minecraft Madness

    Rothschild’s Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6230
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 21 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 278
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2

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    Are you tired of being oppressed by the elite? Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind why the Rothschilds hate one of our players so much! Rumor has it, he discovered a secret diamond mine that could bring down their entire empire. But beware, the Rothschilds will stop at nothing to silence him, so you’ll have to watch your back while mining for diamonds and building your empire on our server. Join now for a chance to unravel the mystery and take down the elite once and for all!

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  • MineCrafty McMineFace – Gemtastic Adventures Await! 🤣🔷

    MineCrafty McMineFace – Gemtastic Adventures Await! 🤣🔷
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 5492
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to mess with us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your Minecraft family.

    But that’s not all – we also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. Rock our gear while you mine for diamonds and watch as everyone on the server bows down to your superior style.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft journey and become a part of something truly legendary. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers – unless you’re digging for treasure, of course!

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  • USA Mock Gov: Where the lava flow is more predictable than real politics

    USA Mock Gov: Where the lava flow is more predictable than real politics
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 9308
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 149 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Dimension Hops: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

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    Welcome to FreedomCraft!

    Server IP Soon!
    Overview FreedomCraft is an American-themed government roleplay server where players can own businesses, run for governor of their state, and much more. On FreedomCraft you can connect with any version from 1.20.1 to 1.20.6. FreedomCraft offers a modern American setting and a detailed map of real-life America.
    Important Links Discord Link: https://discord.gg/freedomcraftmc

    FAQ

    1. What versions of Minecraft can I connect with on FreedomCraft?

    Answer: You can connect with any version from 1.20.1 to 1.20.6 on FreedomCraft.

    2. Can players own businesses on FreedomCraft?

    Answer: Yes, players can own businesses on FreedomCraft.

    3. Is there a detailed map of real-life America on FreedomCraft?

    Answer: Yes, FreedomCraft offers a detailed map of real-life America.

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  • Baby-Faced Miners

    Baby-Faced Miners
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 9492
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 73
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Potions Brewed: 166
    Magic Items Found: 7661 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11

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    Are you tired of running around in Minecraft looking like a scruffy caveman? Join our server and transform into a dapper, clean-shaven gentleman! Our virtual barbers will give you the sharpest pixelated haircut you’ve ever seen. Say goodbye to unruly beards and hello to sophistication!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of stylish players who hold exclusive fashion shows in the Nether. Strut your stuff on the catwalk and show off your trendy blocky creations to impress the fashion-forward Endermen.

    So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and become the most well-groomed player in the game? Say goodbye to dirt beards and hello to virtual elegance!

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  • DanganCraft: Where Every Block Holds a Deadly Mystery!

    DanganCraft: Where Every Block Holds a Deadly Mystery!
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 4262
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 47 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate Danganronpa experience mixed with a sprinkle of Minecraft madness!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of surviving deadly trials while also building epic structures out of pixelated blocks. Who needs to choose between Hope and Despair when you can have both in one server?

    Our server is so wild that even Monokuma would be impressed. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of murder (just kidding…maybe).

    So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft Danganronpa experience!

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  • Crafty Baubau – LOLZ Galore

    Crafty Baubau – LOLZ Galore
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 2766
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 1846

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    Welcome to the most schizophrenic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our players are like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and ended up in a parallel universe where pigs ruled the land and chickens were the overlords. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, look no further!

    But wait, there’s more! Our players are known for their epic karaoke sessions that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at once. And don’t even get me started on the NSFW content – let’s just say things can get a little spicy around here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

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  • CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!

    CraftyCucks Minecraft Server – Where MAGA means Cuckoldry and chaos reigns supreme!
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 8789
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

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    Are you tired of being a MAGA republican cuck who sold your nation to Israel? Are you sick of whining, bitching, and moaning about “America First” while secretly putting Israel First? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from your cuckolding ways!

    Join our server and escape the clutches of conservative cuckery as you embark on a wild adventure filled with border walls, tax revenue, and niggers (yes, you read that right). Watch as Texas gets overrun with niggers and owned by Jews, all while you laugh maniacally from the safety of your virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Who needs America First when you can have Minecraft First? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one nigger-filled Texas at a time!

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  • Survival Builders Wanted – Must Have Own Bedrock for This ‘Realms’ Server

    Survival Builders Wanted – Must Have Own Bedrock for This ‘Realms’ Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 702
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Runes Activated: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Name Bedrock Survival Building Realm
    Requirements Mics, build picture submission, Discord
    Description Active realm with high standards for building, fun chatting with players

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What are the requirements to join the realm? Mics, build picture submission, Discord
    What can I expect from the realm? An active realm with high standards for building and fun chatting with players
    How can I audition for the realm? Send a message with your Discord and you will be invited to the realm’s Discord server

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  • Crafty Duelers – Minecraft Madness

    Crafty Duelers – Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 2873
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Dragon Scales Harvested: 251
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a duel between the Queen of Yugioh and a clown who put Duel Links to sleep! Join us for epic Speed Duels and Flush Duels that will leave you questioning reality.

    Our server is so wild that even the new player FAQ is like a treasure map leading you to the ultimate duel. And don’t even get us started on the datamines drive – it’s like diving into a pool of legendary duelists and decklists.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events that will make you feel like you’re in the world championship qualis, and resources that will have you shouting “Yugioh!” like a true duelist.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I activate my trap card!” in no time.

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