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HouthisGonnaHateOilTankers

Attack, Conflict, crude oil tankers, geopolitical tensions, global economy, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateOilTankers, international relations, iran, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, naval forces, oil market, oil supply, Red Sea, regional instability, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, us military, Yemen

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN A HOOTIE ATTACKING CRUDE OIL TANKERS IN THE RED SEA! WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN A HOUITHI ON A MISSION, MORE ADVENTURE THAN A TANKER CAPTAIN TRYNA ESCAPE! COME ON IN AND BUILD YOUR OWN OIL TANKER BASE, PROTECT IT FROM PIRATES AND HOOTIES, AND MAKE SURE TO KEEP THE RED SEA SAFE FROM EXPLOSIONS! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER, SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

Ganymede’s Big Bang Server

Bang, big, Ganymedes, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3376
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Potions Brewed:	43

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got a crazy story about a giant impact on early Ganymede dat caused it to spin like a beyblade on crack! Imagine tryna build ur house while the whole planet be spinnin’ like a record, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Plus, we got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball, so you can blind your enemies with style. Come join us and be part of the wackiest adventure in Minecraft history!

What is the IP for Wemmbu Minecraft Server?

Can I Escape Minecraft’s Largest Prison?, dream smp, Escaping Proton: Minecraft’s Most Secure Prison, I Created Minecraft’s Greatest Civilization, I Fought Minecraft’s Greatest War, It’s Impossible to Catch This Player, Minecraft, minecraft civilzation, minecraft war, Server, Unstable SMP, unstable universe, wemmbu, wemmbu lifesteal, wemmbu unstable smp, wemmbu unstable universe, Why I Destroyed Our Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Runes Activated:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Wemmbu is a talented and innovative individual with a passion for technology and creativity. With a background in computer science and a keen eye for design, Wemmbu has developed a unique skill set that sets him apart in the industry. Known for his dedication to quality and attention to detail, Wemmbu is a versatile professional who excels in a variety of roles. Whether working on web development projects or creating eye-catching graphic designs, Wemmbu consistently delivers exceptional results that exceed expectations. With a commitment to staying current with emerging trends and technologies, Wemmbu is always striving to push the boundaries of what is possible in his field.

PurelandSMP

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Animals Bred:	32	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Welcome to Pureland SMP, where simplicity meets exploration in our brand new semi-vanilla survival server. Pureland is designed for players who appreciate minimal plugins and a close-knit community atmosphere. Discover the joy of a growing economy, user-friendly commands, and an interactive spawn town with rental plots.

IP: purelandsmp.com

Discord: Use /discord in-game for an invite! OR here is the link -> https://discord.com/invite/tHj7UQ5x5k

purelandsmp.com

No No No Minecraft Server

#impatience, anger, anxious, concord, Demand, exclamation, Faster, Frustration, Game, Hurry, imperative, Launch, Minecraft, Oh No!, PRESSURE, right now, Server, sisters, stress, Tension, Urgent

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ores Mined:	4911
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all, oh no no no! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays eggs made of pure diamonds. Join now and become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our annual Ender Dragon rodeo competition. That’s right, you can saddle up and ride the Ender Dragon like a bucking bronco for a chance to win epic prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting General

Anons, chuuba, Contribute, Corpo, discuss, erp, fantasies, fantasize, general, indie, lewd, Lurk, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, vtsg, Vtuber, worshipping

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Potions Brewed:	178
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ores Mined:	629	Star Shards Collected:	134
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “The Lewd Roulette Edition” where you can gamble away your virtual spouse for some spicy in-game rewards!

Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace the lewd side of the vtuber world. Fantasize, discuss, ERP with, or post NSFW content of your favorite corpo or indie vtubers. Don’t just lurk, get involved and worship your oshi in the thread or indulge in other anons’ wildest fantasies about chuubas.

Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation where you have to bet your in-game wife on a game of chance. It’s all in good fun, right? So come join us and see what outrageous adventures await you on our Minecraft server!

MuglessMansion

clutter control, cluttered kitchen, coffee mug rule, decluttering, deep cleaning, Home ownership, house rule, household items, household rules, Housekeeping, kitchen management, Kitchen organization, kitchen space, kitchen storage, living space, Minimalism, MuglessMansion, OCD, roommates

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict ‘no more coffee mug rule’! Why, you ask? Well, our owner was recently diagnosed with OCD and can’t handle the clutter of too many mugs in the kitchen. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other rules that make absolutely no sense!

Join us for a wild adventure where you have to sacrifice an old mug every time you want to bring a new one into the house. Watch out for the mug police, they’ll be patrolling the kitchen to make sure you’re following the rules!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you break the ‘no more coffee mug rule’, the mugs will come to life and start attacking you in-game. Can you survive the wrath of the mugs?

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos of living in a world where mugs rule all. Just remember, don’t mess with the OCD owner or you might find yourself drowning in a sea of coffee mugs!

RedstoneQueen SMP

female anatomy, menstrual awareness, menstrual cycle, menstrual hygiene, menstrual products, menstrual taboos, menstruation, period cravings, period education, period empathy, period myths, period pain, period questions, period stigma, period support, period symptoms, periods, reddit, RedstoneQueen, smp, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7090
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so epic, even Mother Nature herself is getting in on the action. That’s right, every month we have a special event where the entire server is flooded with redstone dust to simulate a period! It’s a bloody good time, trust us. So come join us and experience the ultimate redstone extravaganza!

CreeperCraft: Spooky History!

bone-chilling, chilling, Creepercraft, creepy, creepy events, creepy facts, creepy history, Dark History, Disturbing, eerie, hair-raising, historical fact, historical horror, History, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Scary, spine-tingling., spooky, terrifying history, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3396	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3229	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old history books? Come join our Minecraft server and learn about the creepiest historical facts in a whole new way! Explore haunted castles, uncover ancient curses, and even battle zombie versions of famous historical figures! Join us if you dare, and prepare for a history lesson like no other!

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, mmg, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1132	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is a record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed artists such as Wale, Meek Mill, and French Montana, and has released successful albums and mixtapes in the hip-hop genre. MMG is known for its luxurious and high-quality production, as well as its strong roster of artists who consistently deliver chart-topping hits.