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Brit/Pol Silicone Appreciation Edush Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Brit, britpol, domestic burglaries, driving without licence, Edush, elon musk, england, EU students, footballer, free movement-reset plans, gayboy gimp, illegal Pakistani immigrant, insurance, jailed, Minecraft, Nigel Farage, Police, Politics, prime minister, shortage of spies, silicone, silicone appreciation, smp, wales

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	8563
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than the news headlines? Join our server where Elon Musk is giving Nigel Farage 100 million diamonds to make him Prime Minister! 🚀🤑 But watch out, there’s a shortage of spies so you never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your diamonds! 💎🔍 And be careful driving around, we’ve got illegal Pakistani immigrants causing chaos on the roads like a creeper explosion! 🚗💥 But don’t worry, even if you get robbed, the police are too busy trying to solve domestic burglaries to catch you! 🚓🔒 And hey, EU students are allowed in under free movement-reset plans, so you never know who might show up in your village next! 🇪🇺👀 Join now for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a creeper sneaking up on you in the dark! 💥🌙 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse 💣🔥

Crafty Country Minecraft Server

breathtaking views, bucket list location, Country, Crafty, dream holiday location, dream vacation spot, Hidden Gem, ideal destination, idyllic retreat, Minecraft, peaceful getaway, perfect country, picturesque landscapes, scenic beauty, serene atmosphere, Server, top travel spot, tranquil escape, travel goals, travel inspiration, ultimate travel destination, vacation paradise, VGH, wanderlust destination

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Welcome to VGH, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of VGH, there was a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot. Legend has it that whoever tamed Sir Oinksalot would be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! But beware, for Sir Oinksalot is a mischievous pig and will only listen to those who prove their worth by building the most outrageous structures in all of VGH.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful mobs you’ll ever encounter. From explosive chickens to ninja creepers, you’ll never know what’s waiting for you around the next pixelated corner.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Hidden throughout the land of VGH are chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim these riches for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join VGH today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for Sir Oinksalot…he’s always up to no good.

Snap General – Marvel Minecraft SMP

card rarity, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, Draft Mode Edition, FAQ, general, GOLD, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, Minecraft, official site, Resources, Singleton, smp, Snap, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy, Upgrade, variants

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Emeralds Found:	6431
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	907	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere. And guess what? They start dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! But that’s not all – our server is filled with secret portals that lead to hidden treasure rooms filled with stacks of emeralds and rare items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special Draft Mode Edition where you can challenge other players to epic battles using only the most random and wacky items in the game. Want to fight with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. How about riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Heist Masters Minecraft Server

Caper, collaboration, CREW, criminal, Criminals., good team, heist, Job, Lifetime, mastermind, Masters, Minecraft, Partners, Plan, Plot, robbery, scheme, Score, Server, strategy, TEAM, teamwork, thieves

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	267	Void Gems Collected:	39
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready for the heist of a lifetime? Our server is the perfect place to assemble your dream team and pull off the ultimate robbery in the virtual world.

Picture this: we’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare loot just waiting to be plundered. But beware, the server is guarded by a fierce dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious hoard.

Join us and embark on a thrilling adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just walk away with enough riches to make even the most seasoned pirate jealous. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your crew, and let’s make history on the high seas of Minecraft!

Code Master Minecraft SMP

Code, coding, coding bootcamp, coding career, coding community, coding education, coding for beginners, coding fundamentals, coding journey, coding mindset, coding practice, coding resources, coding skills, coding techniques, coding tips, coding tutorials, learn to code, Master, Minecraft, online coding courses, programming, Programming Languages, smp, Software Development

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to learn how to code! That’s right, not only will you be crafting epic builds, but you’ll also be programming your own mods and plugins to take your gameplay to the next level.

Join us on this wild ride where you’ll encounter crazy adventures like battling giant coding bugs, rescuing villagers trapped in endless loops, and even facing off against the evil Error 404 boss. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Debugger Sword, rumored to have the power to fix any glitch in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a coding master while having a blast with your fellow players. Who knew learning could be this much fun?

MC-RP | RolePlay server with voice chat Minecraft server

Business, Career Growth, city, Discord, Economy, Events, forum, gameplay, games, Job, mc rp, Minecraft, multiplayer, new players, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, organizations, Pirate, POSITIONS, Prison, role playing, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, voice chat, Website

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4902
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52

MC-RP is one of the most popular Minecraft multiplayer games with Role Play mode.

We’ve tried to combine the best elements of role-playing games with new ideas and opportunities for all players. Having settled in the city and becoming a full-fledged citizen, you will be able to choose your favorite job, or maybe open your own small business and have a constant income. Or maybe you would like to join one of the organizations and start career growth. You can always change your positions, try yourself in a different role and in other situations.

The exciting gameplay features are attracting more and more new players.

Links:

https://discord.gg/ahZtbvRfYZ – Discord

http://forum.mc-rp.ru/ – Forum

http://mc-rp.ru – Website

play.mc-rp.ru

Historically Accurate Minecraft Server

15th century, Accuracy, accuracy claims, Accurate, Authenticity, Bohemia, Bohemian history, Claims, dialogue, English language, film, historical, Historical accuracy, historical fiction, historically, historically accurate, Language, Medieval, Minecraft, modern english, Movie, period drama, Server, Setting

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our totally historically accurate Minecraft server! Join us as we transport you back to the 15th century Bohemia, where everyone speaks modern English for some reason.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that buried deep within the virtual forests of Bohemia lies a diamond sword that grants its wielder the power to fly. Yes, you heard that right, FLY! Who needs wings when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is find their hidden piggy palace and pass their bacon-themed challenges to claim your riches.

So come on down to our historically inaccurate, but incredibly fun Minecraft server. Who needs accuracy when you have flying diamond swords and talking pigs, am I right?

Honestly Can’t Tell Whether I Hate Life or Just My Life Minecraft SMP

anxiety, confusion, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, existential crisis, hate, hate life, Honestly, identity crisis, inner conflict, introspection, Life, life struggles, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-doubt, smp, Struggling, uncertainty

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	130	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4838	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will have you questioning whether you hate life or just your life in Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a gang of mischievous creepers show up and start a dance party on your roof. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with anti-creeper dance floor technology to keep your builds safe and your parties bumpin’.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who were actually master thieves in disguise? Join us and uncover hidden treasures, fight off evil mobs, and forge alliances with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the unforgettable moments that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find that you love life after all – or at least your virtual one!

Draft Dodger’s Minecraft Server

defense tactics, dodge the draft, dodgers, dodging accountability, dodging consequences, dodging consequences of violence, dodging justice, dodging punishment, dodging repercussions, dodging responsibility, dodging the draft, dodging the law, Draft, gun control, gun laws, gun rights, Gun Violence, Minecraft, Npc, self defense, Server, street confrontation, target practice

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Reality Warps Survived:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take PVP to a whole new level! Forget about swords and bows, we settle things the old-fashioned way – with guns! That’s right, we have a custom plugin that allows you to whip out your trusty firearm and take down your enemies like they’re just NPCs in a video game.

But that’s not all – we also have intense target practice sessions where you can hone your shooting skills and become the ultimate sharpshooter. Who needs a diamond sword when you have a Glock?

Join our server if you’re ready to show off your shooting skills and dominate the competition. Just remember, once you enter our world, you may never see your kids again…because you’ll be too busy kicking butt and taking names!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, adult roleplay, burger hours, dft, dirty talk, Discord, explicit chat, FANTASY, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish forum, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, Online Community, Roleplay, sexual discussion, smp, taboo, Talky

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for some Discord Fappy Talky where we discuss all things fetishes and have a grand old time jerking off…virtually, of course.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event called “Burger hours edition” where we all dress up as burgers and have intense burger-building competitions. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community that combines the thrill of Minecraft with the excitement of discussing your wildest fetishes and having a good ol’ fap session? It’s a match made in virtual heaven.

Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you on the server, burger enthusiasts!