2024 Best slowthai New Minecraft Servers

CreeperDatingGoneWrong

adulting, apologies, attractiveness, Communication, coping with loss, CreeperDatingGoneWrong, depression, friendship, gossip, Grief, group dynamics, Honesty, Jealousy, loyalty, misunderstandings, Preferences, relationships, Respect, Rumors, social dynamics, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and misunderstandings are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with rumors, speculation, and he said she said nonsense that will make you feel like you’re back in high school.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being accused of calling someone ugly just because they have blonde hair, even though you were just expressing a personal preference. Watch as friendships are tested and alliances are formed, all over a simple misunderstanding that spiraled out of control.

And if that’s not enough, come witness the ultimate betrayal as your D&D group ditches you for someone else’s house, all because of a silly argument that got blown way out of proportion. But hey, at least you’ll have plenty of time to build epic structures and mine for diamonds while you navigate the treacherous waters of friendship drama.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the gossip never stops. Who needs reality TV when you have a virtual world filled with chaos and confusion? Join us today and see if you can survive the insanity!

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CraftyMemesMC

algorithm, Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, controversial content, CraftyMemesMC, echo chambers, hive mind, karma whoring, lack of diversity, Misinformation, online communities, reddit, reposts, social media, Spam, toxic behavior, Trolls, upvote/downvote system, user interface

Tired of getting downvoted into oblivion every time you post a meme about your pet rock on Reddit? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the judgmental eyes of the internet trolls! Join us and build a giant statue of your pet rock, complete with diamond eyes and a lava fountain for a tail. Show those Redditors who’s boss in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those sneaky Endermen trying to steal your precious pet rock statue!

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CraftyCaracasRevolt

Caracas, Civil unrest, Claims, controversy, CraftyCaracasRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, demonstrations, elections, Erupt, Government, international news, Maduro, opposition, Political unrest, president, PROTESTS, reelection.., south america, Venezuela, violence

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES DABBIN’ ALL OVER DA PLACE!
IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U GET A FREE PET LLAMA DAT SPITS DIAMONDS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS!

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE! IT’S CALLED CHEESOPOLIS AND ONLY TRUE LEGENDS CAN FIND IT!

PLUS, EVERY FULL MOON, A GIANT CHICKEN COMES AND LAYS GOLDEN EGGS FOR EVERY PLAYER! IT’S LIKE AN EASTER EGG HUNT BUT BETTER!

SO COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #CHEESEFORLIFE #LLAMALOVE #GOLDENEASTEREGGS

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LiquorRx – Docs vs Cashiers!

addiction, alcohol abuse, alcohol consumption, alcoholism, Awareness, behavioral patterns, cashiers, customer service, DETECTION, Diagnosis, docs, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, intervention, liquor stores, LiquorRx, Medical, mental health, public health, Retail, Screening, substance abuse

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, BAM, you’re surrounded by a bunch of crazy villagers who are all experts at diagnosing alcoholism. forget going to the doctor, these guys know their stuff. they’ll be like “hey, buddy, you’ve been mining too many diamonds and not enough water, you might have a problem.” it’s like therapy and gaming all in one, man. plus, the villagers throw the wildest parties in their little huts, you won’t want to miss out on that. join now and let the villagers help you on your journey to recovery (or not, who knows, they’re pretty drunk most of the time).

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WeBy MC

action-packed, Arena, base building, Combat, Community, Cross-Play, Exploration, Growing Community, Kit PvP, KitPvP, Kits, Last Player Standing, multiplayer, New server, open world, Peaceful Adventure, player versus player, PvP, Resources, strategy, Survival, Survival Smp

WeBy MC is a brand-new Minecraft server offering two exciting game modes: Kit PvP and Survival SMP. Whether you’re looking to engage in intense player-versus-player battles or embark on a peaceful survival adventure, WeBy MC has something for everyone. Game Modes (1.8-1.20.1): Kit PvP: Test your combat skills and strategy in our action-packed Kit PvP arena. Equip yourself with unique kits and fight to be the last player standing! Survival SMP: Join our Survival SMP world where you can gather resources, build your dream base, and explore a vast, open world. Team up with friends or go solo – the choice is yours! Our server is freshly released and ready for you to join. Come and be part of our growing community!

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ReforgeMC: Where running from creepers is our cardio and hoarding diamonds is our therapy!

Balanced Economy, Cardio, Chestshops, Community, CREEPERS, Custom Plugins, diamonds, Discord, donation, Dynmap, Hoarding, legacy server, marketplace, MCMMO, Nostalgia, Perks, player feedback, PvE, Ranking system, Ranks, ReforgeMC, Running, Semi Vanilla, Server growth, Staff Positions, Therapy, Wiki

ReforgeMC 1.2.5 | Economy | Jobs | More!

IP play.reforgemc.com

Discord https://discord.gg/skh6smrAfd

Want something more out of your legacy Minecraft experience? So did I! That’s why ReforgeMC is here! An abundance of plugins have been carefully crafted and configured to create a balanced and enjoyable economy experience. Check out new plugins that create entirely new, exciting avenues of playing like our unique custom drops system and challenging PvE, or interact with old classics like Jobs and ChestShops! We even have a Dynmap available! ReforgeMC strives to be an excellent legacy server beyond simply appealing to nostalgia. Player feedback is routinely implemented into the system and balance is carefully watched while making sure we still have a focus on fun and ridiculous things!

ReforgeMC has a 7-rank ladder that encourages players to go beyond simple rankup requirements like gathering money or pointlessly falling off a cliff for 4 hours straight to grind McMMO levels. Instead, players must use their resources to build structures and flush out the sprawling 7000 x 7000 world map with their builds in order to rankup and gain access to new perks! Players can even apply to have a /warp set up directly to their marketplace to ensure business is flowing. We even have a wiki on our Discord to make sure no player is left behind!

There’s no BS here: ReforgeMC will NEVER pester you to vote or beg for your money while you simply try to play the game. A simple, perkless donation link is available through our Discord for generous players who want to help the server continue, but you will never receive a single message or be at a disadvantage for not spending your money!

As our server grows, so does our team! There will be many opportunities for dedicated, extraordinary players to apply for staff positions over the coming weeks/months! Now is the time to join if you want the best opportunity!

See for yourself what makes our community so great! Join now!

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BlockyHorny Minecraft Server

arousal, BlockyHorny, Climax, craving, desire, FANTASY, horny, insatiable, INTIMATE, lascivious, Lust, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Passion, seduction, Sensual, Server, sexual tension, Sexuality, Steamy, uninhibited, yearning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t get your heart racing? Well, look no further because our server is the horniest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy lava baths, sexy creeper encounters, and scandalous sheep shenanigans. Our players can’t get enough of the sizzling hot PvP battles and the seductive pixelated landscapes.

So if you’re ready to get your pulse pounding and your pickaxe throbbing, come join us on the horniest Minecraft server in existence. Just be prepared to leave your innocence at the door!

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OverTheRightGuy Minecraft SMP

athleticism, Comebacks, Competition, Entertainment, fan favorite, Loser, Matches, Minecraft, OverTheRightGuy, professional wrestling, right guy, smp, Sports Entertainment, Storyline, triumph, Underdog, unexpected results, Upset, Victory, went over, winner, wrestling, wwe

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the right guy always goes over! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas are in charge here!

– We have a secret underground bunker where players can challenge each other to intense dance battles. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

– Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players with the dankest memes to enter. So if you’ve got some spicy memes, you’re in!

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a squad of evil dolphins who are not to be messed with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on this server, the right guy always goes over!

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MommaCraft: SisFailAITA

Assistance, babying, Boundaries, child development, Chores, Communication, Failure, family dynamics, Frustration, growing up, Harsh, INDEPENDENCE, MommaCraft, parenting, parents, Resentment, responsibilities, self-sufficiency, sibling rivalry, SisFailAITA, sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teaching independence from a young age! Join us and experience the thrill of fending for yourself in a world full of blocky adventures.
On our server, you won’t find any babying parents or siblings who can’t even pour water over themselves. No, here we encourage self-sufficiency and growth.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to make all 3 meals for your sister, help her with homework, bathe her, and clean her room. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, build, and conquer the Minecraft universe without being weighed down by unnecessary responsibilities.

So come join us and break free from the chains of babying parents and siblings. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about survival skills in the process!

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MobCraft Minecraft Server

APPEAL, Benjamin Netanyahu, Calm, Conflict, defense forces, extremist, far-right MKs, Government, herzog, IDF base, Isaac Herzog, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Mob, MobCraft, Netanyahu, Politics, protest, SECURITY, Server, violence

Yo, so like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got mobs storming IDF bases with far-right MKs, like what even is that?! It’s a total party up in here, with Netanyahu and Herzog tryna keep the peace, but we all know it’s just chaos and craziness all around. Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Let’s get this party started, fam!

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ReforgeMC 1.2.5 | Economy | Jobs | More!