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PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Buildings Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3666	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Farms Harvested:	629	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4288
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Void Armor Forged:	19	Buildings Constructed:	37
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Towns Built:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Emeralds Found:	8003
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Animals Bred:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4816
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Holy Grails Found:	5

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	132	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	690
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	147	Void Armor Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582