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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 5142 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures filled with unexpected lag spikes that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be jumping around trying to avoid falling into lava). Our server is so slow, it’s like playing Minecraft in slow motion – but hey, who needs fast internet when you have the thrill of not knowing if you’ll survive the next server crash?
So come on, join us and embrace the chaos of our hilariously slow server. Who needs speed when you have the chance to witness a herd of sheep breakdance due to lag? Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!