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CommieCraft: Where Russians Build Statues and Creepers Explode!

BUILD, commemoration, CommieCraft, controversial, Country, CREEPERS, culture, Diplomacy, explode, foreign influence, global presence, History, international relations, landmarks, Monuments, nationalism, political statements, pride, public art, russians, sculpture, Statues, Symbolism, tradition

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crops Grown:	8951	Divine Spears Created:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3361
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only statues you see are of Steve and his trusty pig? Well, come join us on our server where we have a whole army of Russian statues standing guard! From Putin to Babushka, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato Palace, where all your wildest potato dreams come true. Want to ride a potato unicorn? Done. Want to swim in a pool of mashed potatoes? We got you covered. The Potato Palace is the place to be for all your starchy needs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas? That’s right, these llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu and will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Russian statue or ride into battle on the back of a ninja llama. The possibilities are endless!

Gender Bender Craft: Where you can switch characters and swap genders for a hilarious gaming experience!

Bender, Character customization, Character development, Characters, Craft, Experience, game design, Gaming, gaming culture, gender, gender change, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Genders, hilarious, Immersion, Inclusivity, LGBT representation, Mods, narrative choices, player agency, social commentary, societal expectations, Swap, Switch, Transgender, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7380	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Animals Bred:	116

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one acknowledges your character’s gender fluidity? Look no further, because on our server, everyone will notice and comment on your ever-changing gender! Whether you’re a male one day and a female the next, our players will be sure to give you the recognition you deserve. Join now for a truly immersive and inclusive gaming experience like no other!

BootyCraft: Where half the players base their world view on butts and the other half just build cool stuff!

base, BootyCraft, BUILD, butt sex, Butts, controversial beliefs, controversial opinions, Cool, cultural influences, divisive topics, infanticide, lesbians, lgbtq rights, Moral values, Players, political ideologies, political views, public opinion, reproductive rights, sexual orientation, sexual preferences, Social Issues, societal norms, Stuff, United States voters, view, voting behavior, world, world view

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1488	Dragon Scales Harvested:	327
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	512	Gods Slained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where half of the United States voters base their world view on butt sex, lesbians, and infanticide! Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that is so open-minded and accepting of all things controversial?

We have epic build battles where you can create your own butt sex-themed castle or lesbian village. And don’t forget about our weekly infanticide tournaments, where you can show off your PvP skills while defending or attacking the baby mobs.

Join us for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew that a virtual world could be so wild and wacky? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild!

Anon’s Blocky Paradise: Where You Can Finally Let Loose and Relieve Yourself in Style!

Anon, Anons, bathroom break, blocky, calm down, Chill out, decompress, Escape, Finally, here you go, Loose, me time, mental health, Paradise, Peace of mind, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Relieve, relieve yourself, self-care, self-soothe, stress relief, Style, take a break, these, Tranquility, unwind, wellness

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But that’s not all! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples just waiting for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Noobs Become Pros (and ESL is welcome!)

acquitted, american football, Celebrity, controversy, Crafty, crime, criminal case, esl, Guilty, Infamous, Innocence, justice system, Legal System, McCraftface, media frenzy, murder trial, Noobs, OJ Simpson, Pros, public opinion, racial tensions, societal impact, trial, Verdict

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even OJ Simpson himself would be confused about what’s right and wrong! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like OJ’s infamous car chase.

Our server is so crazy, even OJ himself would be scratching his head trying to figure out what’s going on. Build your own virtual courtroom and hold epic trials with your friends, or embark on a quest to find the real killer (spoiler alert: it was the creeper all along).

So come on down to our server, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun! OJ Simpson may not know who he is, but you’ll definitely know you made the right choice by joining us.

Crafty AF – All the LOLs in Minecraft

#youtube, ASP, BIRTHDAYS, booru, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, discussion, ducks, indie, ips, japanese, koikatsu cards, Language, large indies global, lig, lols, Love Edition, Minecraft, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Previous thread, Russian, Shill, Streamers, Swarm, Talents, Threshold, tiermaker, twitch, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4792
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Towns Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Welcome to the Love Edition Minecraft server! Looking for some indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers to simp for? Well, look no further because we’ve got the VIP section for all you high rollers out there.

But wait, there’s more! You can even shill your 499view oshi here, as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube. Check out our leaderboard of top indie vtubers, including the likes of VedaL987, Shylily, and Bao.

And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers trying to sneak in, as long as they don’t own the talents IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they’re fair game.

But that’s not all, we’ve got Twitch Clips Guides, VOD Archival Guides, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep you in the loop. Plus, who can forget about the ducks on DashDucks’ stream?

So come join us on this wild adventure of indie vtubers, crazy clips, and maybe even a little bit of SEEEEEEEEEX with our Koikatsu cards. See you on the server, where the virtual fun never stops!

Peterson’s Troll Smackdown: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, comment section, cowards, deplorables, dissent, Edgy, fantasizes, Hostile, hurt, hurting, internet daddy, Jordan Peterson, Minecraft, Petersons, political ramifications, rejection, slap, SmackDown, Threats, troll, Trolls, turn to, Unhinged

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of internet daddy issues? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for edgy anonymous cowards like ourselves to come together and build some epic virtual worlds!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while avoiding the political ramifications of internet drama. Our community is filled with like-minded deplorables who just want to have a good time without worrying about getting slapped by our internet daddy.

So come on, join us and let’s build something amazing together. Who needs internet daddy when you have a Minecraft server like ours to escape to? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with his unhinged fantasies.

CraftyBagelz – Mining, Crafting, and Memes Galore! #5105

4koma, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, Crafting, CraftyBagelz, Events, Friends, Galore, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Manga, memes, Mining, Normals, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Updates

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Farms Harvested:	118
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5497	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	3013	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against Gregorius, the heavy armor-wearing menace who’s been terrorizing players with his indoor antics. Take on the Fury of Set in a limit break assault that will leave you questioning your sanity. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill where teamwork is key, but chaos is inevitable.

But that’s not all! We have events like the SCHALE Settlement Task with the General Student Council, where you’ll have to navigate the treacherous waters of high school politics. And who could forget the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, where you’ll learn the true meaning of noodles and friendship.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

Lowkey Lefty Lads Minecraft Madness

Behavior, Communication, culture, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, internet, Keyboard, Lads, Language, Leftist, lefty, Lowercase, Lowkey, madness, Males, Masculinity, Minecraft, ONLINE, Perception, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Typing, writing style

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Votes:	4863	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone types like they’re writing a formal letter? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all you lowercase-loving leftists out there! Join us for a wild ride where grammar rules are thrown out the window and lowercase letters reign supreme.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary lowercase warrior, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players who dare to type in uppercase. Rumor has it that if you catch a glimpse of this elusive being, your typing skills will improve tenfold and you’ll never accidentally hit the caps lock key again.

So why wait? Join our server today and embrace the lowercase lifestyle. Who knows, you might even become best friends with the lowercase warrior and embark on epic quests to rid the world of uppercase tyranny. It’s lowercase or bust, baby!

Crafty Halfling Hotties: Minecraft Server for the Short and Sassy!

agile, Characters, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, feminism, Gaming, gender, Halfling, hotties, independent, Minecraft, Opinions, Perspectives, Race, representation, Roleplaying, Sassy, Server, short, Stereotypes, STRONG, Women

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Love Letters Sent:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Oh boy, let me tell you about the halfling women on our Minecraft server! These pint-sized princesses may be small in stature, but they are mighty in their building skills. Rumor has it that they can construct entire castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone in record time. And don’t even get me started on their farming abilities – they can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, they throw the best block parties in all of Minecraftia. So if you want to be surrounded by talented, fun-loving halfling women, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!