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FitCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ores Mined:	6052	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of unpacking your game files at lightning speed! Our server is so fast, even pirates with coathanger wire internet can enjoy the game in no time. Plus, our community is full of hilarious stories about pirates and their struggles with slow internet. So come join us for a laugh and some speedy unpacking fun!

RenewableCraft2024

#sustainability, BIOMASS, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity, ENERGY, energy efficiency, energy production, Environment, green energy, hydro power, Poland, power, renewable energy, renewable resources, renewable technology, RenewableCraft2024, renewables, solar power, wind power

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	5312	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we produce 29% of power from renewable sources like creepers farts and zombie brains! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride, bro! come join us and be part of the craziest energy revolution in minecraft history! who needs solar panels when you got exploding sheep powering your world, amirite? let’s save the planet one block at a time, join now and be a part of the madness!

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

#addons, Adventure, Age 18+, Atlas, bedrock, better on bedrock, building, Community, creativity, Discord, discussion, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, member, Minecraft, multiplayer, Project, Server, smp, Survival, Vote, world reset

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Potions Brewed:	102	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	121
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Overview
Age Requirement	18+
Decision Making	By discussion and vote
Addons	Better on Bedrock
New Addons	In discussion

Join our discord to become a member: https://discord.gg/An4MkSw6aQ

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You must be age 18 or over to become a member. Join our discord for more information.
How are decisions made on the server?	Everything is decided by discussion and vote by members.
What addons are currently being used?	We are using Better on Bedrock, with the possibility of adding new addons in the future.
Can I suggest new addons for the server?	Yes, join today and discuss your favorite addons and what else you’d want the server to have!

Crafting Haven 1.21

autistic, Bonding, Companionship, Conversation, Crafting, Emotional support, Entertainment, friendship, Haven, Human Connection, lonely, mental health, non-sexual, Pay, platonic activities, play video games, professional services, Prostitute, Relaxation, Social Interaction, Talk, Therapy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Join our Minecraft server and you can pay virtual prostitutes to talk and play video games with you! It’s like having a virtual friend who also happens to be a prostitute. Who needs real friends when you have Minecraft prostitutes, am I right? It’s a whole new level of loneliness and autism, but in a fun and entertaining way! So come on, join us and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft prostitution!

DeafCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crops Grown:	3663

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Just like the deaf group at the cafe, we encourage players to use ASL to chat with each other in-game. Don’t worry, we won’t judge your rusty signing skills – we’re just here to have a good time!

Join us for some epic adventures and maybe even exchange numbers with a fellow player for some extra practice. Who knows, you might even find your new Minecraft BFF! So come on over and show off your signing skills in our unique and inclusive community. See you there!

Dad’sGiftDrama

Appearance, arguments, Birthday, celebration, dad, DadsGiftDrama, disagreement, earbuds, exclusion, family, feelings, financial habits, financial struggles, gift, gym, laziness, new year’s day, process, relationship, sister, Space

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of arguing with your sister over who should pay for dad’s earbuds!

Our server is perfect for players who enjoy cleaning up after their family members and lending out their bus cards. You’ll never run out of excitement as you navigate through the complex relationships and financial struggles of our virtual world.

But beware, things can get heated quickly. One minute you’re planning a birthday gift for dad, and the next you’re being called lazy and childish by your own sister. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for the gift, or will you cave under the pressure of family drama?

Join us on this wild ride of emotions and questionable financial decisions. Who needs a peaceful Minecraft experience when you can have all the chaos and conflict you could ever dream of?

RomantasyMinecraft SMP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Runes Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join an EPIC Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of evil chickens riding on the backs of zombie horses. But don’t worry, because our fearless leader, Captain Potato, swoops in on a flying llama and saves the day with his trusty diamond sword!

And that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that turn you into a dancing panda. Plus, every full moon, the entire server transforms into unicorns and rainbows shoot out of our butts. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

So come join us on the most bonkers, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

EndlessBlocks

Beloved, ceaseless, Consistent, CONSTANT, continual, dependable, EndlessBlocks, Enduring, ETERNAL, evergreen, Everlasting, Favorite, Infinite, Perpetual, PERSISTENT, Reliable, Timeless, unceasing, unchanging, unending, unwavering

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding? Well, look no further because our server is the place where all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies and collect all the diamonds your heart desires. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers – they’re too busy busting out their best dance moves to bother you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where you can party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. From zombies doing the robot to skeletons breakdancing, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Chicken Nugget Sword hidden deep within our server’s enchanted forest. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server!

SeaCables Minecraft Server

asset forfeiture, court case, court ruling, Finnish court, international waters, investigation, legal action, legal decision, legal dispute, legal proceedings, maritime dispute, maritime investigation, maritime law, maritime security, Minecraft, oil tanker, Probe, SeaCables, Seizure, Server, Shipping industry, undersea cables, vessel seizure

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a finnish court seizing an oil tanker in an undersea cables probe, but in minecraft form, ya know? like, imagine sailing around in your own oil tanker, but then the finnish court comes in and is like, “nah fam, this is ours now.”

join this server for the ultimate thrill of having your virtual belongings seized by a virtual court for virtual reasons. it’s like playing minecraft, but with a twist of drama and intrigue.

plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s so wild and unpredictable? you never know what’s gonna happen next, just like in real life. come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

BeirutBlockParty

Airport, bar, Beirut, BeirutBlockParty, Conflict, customs, delegation, diplomatic incident, international relations, investigation, iran, Iranian government, Lebanese authorities, MIDDLE EAST, News, plane, Politics, Report, search, SECURITY, Tension

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	1264	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT IRANIAN DELEGATION TRYNA HIDE THEIR DIAMOND ORE IN BEIRUT!! THEY THINK THEY CAN STOP US FROM SEARCHING THEIR PLANE BUT WE AIN’T AFRAID OF NOBODY!! COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SNATCH SOME DIAMONDS BEFORE THE DELEGATION GETS AWAY!! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CRAZYADVENTURES

Azure Cubic Realms 1.20

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Love Letters Sent:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7001

Yo, bros, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime!

We got dungeons that will make you pee your pants in excitement!

Build your own empire and rule over the land like a boss!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride unicorns and battle dragons with your squad!

This server is lit AF and you won’t regret joining, trust me!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!