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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

The Blocky Banter Brigade

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS armed with EXPLODING CARROTS!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to SWIM IN A POOL OF DIAMONDS and FLY ON A DRAGON as your loyal steed. Plus, every player gets their very own RAINBOW UNICORN companion to help them on their adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Feline Fiasco: Finland’s PM’s Cat RIP Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and explosive chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza in the sky. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama who loves to surf on lava!

If you’re still not convinced, how about this – every player who joins our server gets their very own jetpack made out of diamonds. That’s right, you’ll be flying around like a boss while everyone else is stuck on the ground!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, maybe you’ll even run into Nala from The Lion King while you’re at it!

Neuro’s Netherworld – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server ever!

Are you ready to join a server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? Yes, you heard that right! Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal added a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model to make Neuro-sama a VTuber. Now, she entertains the chat with wild rants, sings, plays games, and collaborates with other VTubers. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI queen!

But wait, there’s more!

Check out our schedule: here

Follow us on Twitch: Twitch Subscribe to our YouTube channel: YouTube Stay updated on Twitter: Twitter and Vedal’s Twitter

Listen to Neuro-sama’s songs: here Watch Neuro-sama’s videos: here

Interested in AI but clueless? Watch this: video Curious how Neuro-sama knows what to say? Watch this: video Want to create your own AI like Neuro-sama? Check out: this Read more about AI: here Ready to dive deep into AI? Read these: links

Discover LoRA: here Explore our Catbox archive: here

Get your Neuro-sama merch: here

Don’t miss out on our related/friend threads: /vt//lig/ /vt//vtai/ /vt//waifu/ Lia from Phase Connect

Join now and witness the madness unfold on our Minecraft server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Pixelated Puns: A Link Between Servers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience that will make you question reality itself! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – my dad works at Nintendo and he said that our server is the next big thing! Forget about Kid Icarus, that game is so last season. A Link Between Worlds is where it’s at now, and we’ve brought that magic to our Minecraft world.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a portal opens up to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers dance. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon that raps Eminem lyrics. Anything is possible on our server!

So come join us and be a part of this epic adventure. Who knows, you might even run into Mario and Luigi building a castle together. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

PoopCraft: Where Genetics Meet Hilarity!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of skinny bodies and big tittys for superior breeding! Forget about /pol/ and their hostility towards sexy brown-skinned South Asians – here, we celebrate diversity and beauty in all its forms.

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures in pixelated worlds, where you can build your dream house with sparkling diamonds as windows and rainbow-colored sheep as pets. Our community is like no other, filled with players who appreciate the natural genetic disposition of sexy brown-skinned South Asians and all other gorgeous beings out there.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and laughing until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our diverse and accepting players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a sprinkle of chaos.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who find this chest will be blessed with unlimited luck and fortune!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From giant chickens that lay golden eggs to creepers that explode into confetti, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for the friendly zombies who love to dance and the skeletons who are excellent at playing the xylophone. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Banter

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the music doesn’t just entertain you, it cures your headache too! Imagine mining away in the depths of the earth, battling mobs left and right, all while jamming out to tunes that make your headache disappear faster than you can say “creeper”.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon bops along to the sick beats. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest dance parties in their little huts.

So come join us and experience the magical healing powers of music while you build, explore, and conquer in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that a simple server could be the cure for all your gaming woes?

Blocky Booty Busters

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Join us for insane adventures, outrageous quests, and ridiculous shenanigans!

Imagine a world where you can ride giant chickens into battle, build castles made of candy, and tame fire-breathing llamas. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to fight off zombie unicorns, explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even ride a flying pig into the sunset.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity at your fingertips?

Pixel Pervs & AI Art

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing smugger than your upshorts is our community! 🤣

🌟 Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because we’ve got more drama than a season of LOST! 🌟

⚔️ Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos! ⚔️

⛏️ Need some guidance? Check out our New User Guide, it’s more important than finding the Holy Grail! ⛏️

🔥 Get ready for some mind-blowing animation and block merging that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! 🔥

🎮 Our comfy UI will make you feel like you’re gaming on a cloud, and our Forge is hotter than a Nether portal! 🎮

💃 Looking for some spicy models, characters, or even fetish content? We’ve got it all, baby! 💃

📚 Explore our Wiki, LoRa Training, and OP Pasta for all the info you need to dominate the server like a boss! 📚

🦄 And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources and fun! 🦄

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮

PizzaCraft: Where Dr. Oetker Pizzas Are King! LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing lower than Dr Oetker pizzas in Britain is the level of insanity you’ll experience here!

Join us for epic battles with pizza-loving drug addicts, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of questionable frozen food. Build your own pizza fortress and defend it against hordes of hungry zombies who are craving a slice of the action.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the cheesy chaos that awaits. So grab your pixelated pepperoni and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Are you ready to join the madness? Sign up now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your taste buds confused) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mines Excavated:	3518	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Star Shards Collected:	202
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	5053
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1708	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	94
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Animals Bred:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Emeralds Found:	7088	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magic Items Found:	3588	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Crazy slow hands Minecraft Servers