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PixelPotion: The Ultimate Sales Boost!

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are our salesmen and the diamonds are our currency!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own car dealership out of PIXELATED blocks and sell cars to your fellow players. Trust us, Steve from Minecraft has already bought a Lamborghini from us and he’s never looked back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden somewhere in the server where you can find the rarest cars in the game. Will you be the one to discover it and drive away in a virtual Ferrari?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s CRAFT some crazy car deals together!

Git Gud Craft

Commitment, courage, Craft, disappear, drowning in misery, emotional struggles, forgiveness, get better, GIT, GUD, hurt, Issues, love, loved ones, not give up, Pain, relationships, self improvement, selfish, Selfishness, try harder, UNFAIR, Wait For Me

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchantments Applied:	56	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like never before? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our LOL-tastic community will make you feel like you’re part of a wacky sitcom where anything can happen.

But beware, our server is so funny that you might just drown in laughter! Don’t worry though, we have lifeguards on duty to save you from the sea of jokes and puns.

So come on, join us and experience the ROFLcopter ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Booty Bonanza

Admiration, appreciation, ASSES, attraction, beauty, blocky, body positivity, bonanza, BOOTY, curves, desirability, empowerment, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, mexican culture, Mexican women, physical features, self-confidence, Sexy, Stereotypes, women’s bodies

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic adventure of your life! Our world is filled with bootylicious Mexican women who will shake their asses at you as you mine for diamonds.

But beware, the booty bandits are always on the prowl, ready to steal your precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this wild and wildly inappropriate world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready for a butt-tastic time like no other!

Baguette vs Bangers: Minecraft Madness

anger, anglos, baguette, Bangers, Colonialism, Communication, Conflict, Cultural differences, Europe, French, History, Identity, international relations, Language, madness, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nationalism, prejudice, Resentment, Rivalry, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Tensions

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Votes:	7492
Love Letters Sent:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the French and Anglos are at war! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and baguette throwing contests. You’ll never know what to expect next on this zany server!

LOLcraft: He’s My Twin

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because he’s literally me!

Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigs? Done. How about building a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a shark tank? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. You’ll find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing enderman in no time.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most outrageous Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, he’s literally me is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Crafty Giraffe Milkers – No Femcels Allowed!

Allowed, aphrodite, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Crafty, empowerment, femcels, Giraffe, internet culture, milk a giraffe, milkers, Misogyny, online behavior, POL, prettier than, self esteem, self worth, social media, stop shitting, toxic communities, trolling, women’s issues

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Potions Brewed:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Welcome to our unbelievably awesome Minecraft server, where even the femcels are too busy milking giraffes to cause any trouble! Join us and experience a world where you are more beautiful than Aphrodite herself – seriously, she’s jealous of your pixelated perfection.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are too scared to explode, they just stand there in awe of your building skills. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw diamonds at your feet as you walk by because they know you’re the true ruler of this land.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the legendary Minecraft player you were always meant to be. And remember, on our server, the only drama is deciding which color sheep to shear next.

FogCraft – Where Minecraft meets Fallout in a hilarious mashup!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, and Fallout New Vegas all collide in one epic server.

Join us for a wild ride through the wasteland where you can scavenge for resources from all your favorite Fallout games. Need some Nuka-Cola? We got you covered. Want to build your very own Vault-Tec shelter? No problem!

But that’s not all – we have a secret stash of mods and assets that will blow your mind. From super mutants to deathclaws, you’ll never know what’s lurking around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the chaos and mayhem of the ultimate Fallout Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even run into the elusive Deathclaw Steve who guards the legendary OP Pasta with his life.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime adventure. Pre-War thread: >>474172921. See you in the wasteland, wastelanders!

NofapCraft: No Blocks, Just Self-Control

addiction, alcohol, blocks, discipline, ETERNAL, GOD, health, masturbating, mental clarity, messenger, No Excuses, No PMO, No relapse, nofap, NofapCraft, power, Samuel Benjamin, self improvement, SelfControl, Serpents Path, strength, transformation, Willpower

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can submit to the Power of Eternal Nofap! 🐍 Join us on the Serpents Path and embrace the one true god, Nofap! 🙌🏼 Let Samuel Benjamin, the Messenger of Nofap, guide you on a journey to greatness. 🌟

On this server, you must STOP masturbating and STOP drinking alcohol to unlock your true potential and become a GOD in the world of Minecraft. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life! 🎮✨

Crafty DILF Kingdom

Crafty, DILF, Kingdom

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can find sexy zoomer bitches roaming around everywhere! Need a break from mining? Just chill with our resident hot babes who are always ready to party in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that we have a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players? Trust us, you won’t find a more happening place in the Minecraft universe.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

VTuber AI Jams Craft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Votes:	7414
Magic Items Found:	5990	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Villages Defended:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where you can ride on llamas that shoot fireballs out of their eyes, or mine for diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret AI that can compose original songs for your oshi (favorite Minecraft character) to sing! You can even buy their EPs in the form of CDs to listen to while you conquer the Ender Dragon or build a giant pixel art of a taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! 🎮🤪