sloth rank – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Donut-free Minecraft Server
avocado toast, breakfast cookies, chia pudding, coworker treats, Donutfree, energy balls, fruit platter, granola bars, healthy breakfast, homemade treats, Minecraft, nut butter toast, nutritious options, oatmeal cups, office snacks, protein bars, Server, smoothie station, trail mix, veggie platter, whole grain muffins, workplace wellness, yogurt parfait
Forget about donuts, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because our virtual world is filled with magical donut trees that grow donuts of all flavors and sizes. Want a bacon maple donut? We got it. How about a unicorn sprinkle donut? Yep, we have those too. And the best part? You can share these delicious virtual treats with your coworkers without any guilt or calories! So say goodbye to boring old donuts and hello to a world of sugary goodness in our Minecraft server. Join now and start snacking on some pixelated pastries!

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CraftyCubicleCo
bad employer, career, company policies, corporate culture, CraftyCubicleCo, Employee morale, employment, Job, job satisfaction, job security, job stress, leadership, Management, mistreatment, negative experience, toxic environment, unethical practices, work conditions, work experience, Workplace, worst company
Are you tired of working for terrible companies in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity. Our server is run by a group of deranged villagers who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things running (sort of).
Forget about dealing with incompetent bosses and annoying coworkers – on our server, the only people you have to worry about are the creepers trying to blow you up and the zombies trying to eat your brains. Plus, our virtual office comes with unlimited snacks (in the form of virtual carrots and potatoes) and a dress code that consists of whatever pixelated armor you can scavenge from the wilderness.
So say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you’ll survive the night. Join our Minecraft server today and start living the cubical-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

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PilgrimPanic Minecraft Server
Attack, bus, CASUALTIES, Jammu and Kashmir, Minecraft, PilgrimPanic, pilgrims, Reasi, Server, Shooting, Terrorism, terrorism attack, terrorism casualties, terrorism in India, terrorism in Jammu and Kashmir, terrorism incident, terrorism news, terrorism shooting, terrorism victims, terrorism violence, terrorist attack, tragic event, violence
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, YOU’LL BE SHOOTIN’ CREEPERS LIKE TERRORISTS SHOOTIN’ AT PILGRIMS IN J&K! 9 KILLED, 33 INJURED, BUT AIN’T NOBODY GONNA DIE IN OUR SERVER, JUST LOTS OF FUN AND MADNESS! BUILD EPIC BASES, FIGHT ZOMBIES LIKE A BOSS, AND WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #MINECRAFTLIFE #CREEPERKILLER #LOLZVILLE

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CraftyPutin2020
Agreement, biden, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2020, Diplomacy, European leaders, european union, foreign policy, France, global politics, international relations, kyiv, Macron, Moscow, Négotiation, peace talks, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, summit, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin
come join our epic minecraft server where biden and macron are teaming up to use russian assets for ukraine…wait, what? that’s right, you heard it here first folks. our server is so lit that even world leaders are getting in on the action. imagine building your own virtual wall to protect your pixelated village while biden and macron strategize with putin in the background. it’s like a political drama meets minecraft extravaganza. don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a wild ride of international diplomacy and blocky adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to negotiate peace treaties with creepers.

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CardCraftersUnited
appreciation, CardCraftersUnited, Communication, Connection, daily gestures, every day, friendship, Gratitude, greetings cards, handwritten notes, Happiness, joy, Kindness, love, relationships, Sending, snail mail, spreading love, Surprise, Thoughtful gestures, thoughtful gifts, Week
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the macarena. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamonds and obsidian. the creepers here are trained to breakdance instead of explode, so you can party with them all night long.
we have a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted golden apples and the grass sings sweet melodies. the villagers are all expert chefs and will cook you a feast fit for a king. there’s a rumor that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a dimension made entirely of candy.
every day is a holiday on our server, so there’s nothing stopping you sending greetings cards to someone every day of the week. come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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EVANIA Just Opened TODAY! – Only Vanilla Ice Cream allowed, no toppings! The blandest Minecraft server around. Videos included.

Allowed, Blandest, Coreprotect, cream, Custom, Darksouls, Discord, Dungeons, Dupe Protect, EVANIA, Gated World Types, Griefing Protected, Ice, Included, Inventory Protect, java, Magic Items, Minecraft, Monsters, Opened, Other, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Soundtracks, Today, toppings, Vanilla, Videos, Voice Vacinity, Worldguard

Server Name	EVANIA.ONLINE
Server Type	SMP
Version	Java 1.20.1
Features	Hand Crafted Dungeons/DarkSouls Type Battles, Custom + Vanilla Mobs, Multiple Magic+Custom Items, In-Game Soundtracks, Multiple Gated World Types
Protection	WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server free to play?

Yes, the server is free to play for everyone.

2. What makes this server different from others?

Our server offers hand-crafted dungeons, DarkSouls type battles, custom monsters, and a unique gameplay experience that sets it apart from other servers.

3. Are there any protections in place to prevent griefing?

Yes, we have protections in place such as WORLDGUARD, CoreProtect, Inventory Protect, and Dupe Protect to prevent griefing on the server.

4. Can I build structures on the server?

Yes, we encourage players to take up land and build their own structures on the server.

5. How can I join the server?

You can connect to the server by using the IP evania.online

6. Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?

Yes, we have a Discord server where you can connect with other players and get more information about the server. Join our Discord here.

7. What version of Minecraft is supported on this server?

The server supports Minecraft Java 1.20.1

DragonCraft – Minecraft Server
action, Adventure, augments, Character, character creator, core skills, dragon’s Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 2, DragonCraft, FANTASY, hire pawn, Minecraft, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Guild, Pawn Sheet, RPG, Server, Skills, Steam, Steam page, video game, Wiki
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got dragons, dogmas, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you to dive in. Join us on this crazy adventure where you can create your own pawn and conquer the world with your skills and augments.
Forget about boring Mondays, on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with surprises and challenges. Want your pawn hired? Just ask in the thread and watch as they become legendary in the world of Minecraft.
With our updated pawn sheet and character creator archiver, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, you might even encounter a dragon or two along the way!

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NostalgiaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
fond memories, longing, longing for simpler times, longing for the past, looking back, Memories, Minecraft, missing the good old days., missing the past, Nostalgia, nostalgia for better times, NostalgiaCraft, past, pining for the past, Reminiscing, reminiscing about the past, sentimental, sentimental journey, Server, Ultimate, Wishful thinking, wistful, yearning, yearning for the past
Are you tired of the real world and all its drama? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!
Our server is so magical, it will transport you back to a time when life was simple and the biggest worry was whether or not you had enough diamonds for your armor.
Join us and you’ll be able to build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle against the evil creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your worries behind and join us on this epic adventure!

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Momma’s Minecraft Mixer
brother-in-law, celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dinner party, Etiquette, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, graduation dinner, Hosting, Minecraft, Mixer, mommas, Mother, mother-in-law, party planning, punctuality, seating arrangements, sister-in-law, special occasions
Are you tired of boring family dinners where your mother shows up late and throws a fit about where she’s sitting? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life.
On our server, you can create your own graduation dinner where everyone shows up on time and sits wherever they want without causing a scene. Build a table that accommodates all your family members, including your handicapped brother-in-law who needs his left leg out and your nephew in a stroller.
But beware, if you don’t plan your dinner properly, your virtual mother might storm out and leave you to enjoy your meal alone. So come join us and experience the chaos and hilarity of family gatherings in Minecraft!

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CraftyDilemmas
career choices, challenging decisions, CraftyDilemmas, Decision making, decision making process, decision making skills, decision making techniques, decision making tips, decision-making strategies, difficult choices, hard choices, hardest decision, Life decisions, making difficult choices, making hard choices, making tough choices, making tough decisions, personal dilemmas, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough life decisions
Join our Minecraft server and the hardest decision you’ll have to make is whether to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall! Trust us, it’s a tough choice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who love to photobomb your screenshots. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing and scratching your head in equal measure!

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