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DivorceCraft: Dad’s Drama

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Votes:	3052
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your family drama? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will make you want to run away and start a whole new life in a virtual world!

Join us and escape the real world where parents are divorcing, moms are abusive, and dads are feeling like failures. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, build whatever you want to build, and never have to worry about family drama again!

We promise that our server will make you feel so good, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

5MinLegalMadness Minecraft SMP

5MinLegalMadness, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Imagine a world where everything is legal for five minutes – that’s right, you can finally steal your neighbor’s diamonds without any consequences! But beware, they might just turn the tables on you and steal your enchanted gear right back.

Join us for epic battles, insane pranks, and unexpected alliances as you navigate through a world where the only rule is there are no rules. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a suit of armor made out of melons? Why not!

But be prepared for the unexpected, as our server is filled with secret traps, hidden treasures, and mysterious creatures that will keep you on your toes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – for five glorious minutes, at least.

PixelPleasures

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Animals Bred:	117	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a chorus of singing parrots and dancing llamas. Yes, you heard that right – our server is filled with musical animals that are guaranteed to put a smile on your face!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton do the moonwalk!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of enchanted diamond blocks? It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with delight (and possibly terror)!

So come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server where every day is a new adventure and every small thing is guaranteed to make your day better. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ShipwreckedNavyCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2262
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2977
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a nz navy ship run aground and sinks, but in minecraft, ya know? you can build your own ship and watch it sink to the bottom of the ocean, it’s like a party down there with all the drowned mobs and treasure chests. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of sinking ships and building epic underwater bases, it’s gonna be a wild ride, matey!

Block Party

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Towns Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where we have no rules and chaos reigns supreme! we call it “Trojan Condoms” cuz we sneak into your world and bring the party with us. imagine riding a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted tutu, that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn you into a flying pig. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they breathe rainbow fire and love to dance to dubstep.

if you’re looking for a wild ride full of surprises and insanity, then come join us on “Trojan Condoms” and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash. just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected.

Holy Pixel Well-Being

belief system, compatibility, Countries, FAITH, Global, Happiness, Harmony, HOLY, mental health, Peace, people, PIXEL, positive association, pro-science, Psychology, religious beliefs, research, scientific beliefs, society, spirituality, study, well-being, wellbeing

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5066	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got religious and scientific beliefs chilling together like besties! Like, who knew that believing in both could actually make you feel better? It’s like a magical potion for your soul, dude.

We got 55,230 peeps from 54 countries vibing on our server, spreading those pro-science beliefs like confetti at a party. And guess what? It’s making them feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, who needs therapy when you got Minecraft, amirite?

So, if you wanna level up your well-being and have a blast with like-minded peeps, join our server now! We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows. Okay, maybe not, but it’s still pretty awesome.

Blocky Fart Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Dragon Scales Harvested:	372	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	595	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamond blocks, enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon egg. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical unicorn stable where you can ride rainbow-colored unicorns into battle against evil creepers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! farts again

> Development Driven Minecraft SMP

Development, Driven, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only development happening is your character leveling up? Well, look no further because our server is all about “development driven development”!

Join us and witness the magic of trees growing into skyscrapers, pigs evolving into flying unicorns, and diamonds turning into disco balls! Our server is so advanced that even the blocks themselves are constantly evolving and changing.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re plotting to take over the server with their mind-bending technology. Will you join forces with them or fight against their devious plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs regular old development when you can have “development driven development” instead?

SkincareCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	803
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Animals Bred:	53
Magic Items Found:	2766	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of your skincare products mysteriously disappearing faster than you can say “moisturize me, baby”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of drama and passive-aggressive roommate battles over expensive lotions and potions.

Picture this: you log on to our server, ready to build your dream castle, only to find that your roommate has already claimed all the prime real estate for her skincare shrine. Will you confront her and risk being labeled as the villain? Or will you join forces with other players to overthrow her reign of lotion-stealing terror?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to mythical creatures who thrive on stealing skincare products for their own beauty rituals. Will you be able to protect your precious potions from these sneaky monsters, or will you find yourself embroiled in a skincare war like no other?

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as thick as a hydrating face mask and the friendships are as fragile as a glass bottle of serum. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate skincare showdown!

Mom’s Wedding Bribe Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama and the struggles of eloping? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and escape the drama of family conflicts, just like our player who eloped to avoid the chaos of wedding planning. No need to worry about choosing who to invite or dealing with expectations from step-siblings who think they should be in the wedding party.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to experience the thrill of virtual elopement with your in-game partner. Avoid all the stress of planning a wedding and jump straight into the fun!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to elope in style on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a virtual one with us? Join now and say “I do” to the adventure of a lifetime!